WHORING FOR SHEEP

Every now and then a Llamasoftie will say something interesting. Honestly! This is where we will keep these topics so that they don't get deleted.
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<Twisted laugh> hahahahahahah! now I have you... all mine, you dirty fluzzy. :wink:
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Ahhhh!!! Fluffy Sheepy!!! :fluffy: :fluffy: :fluffy: :fluffy:


Come to me my pretties. Bwahahahahahaha!
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scary.
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Of course I'm nowhere near my next sheep. But it pays to practice.
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But can you remember where you saw this quote:

"A moose once bit my sister. Honestly"
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"Put your hand in here"
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You are not expected to understand this.
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ekendrick wrote:You are not expected to understand this.
I do... and madness is very catching... Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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ekendrick wrote:You'll not fool anyone by then saying "1... Fluffy sheepie".
Don't worry... I'll make her into an honest sheep... all it takes is looove and care. :wink:
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Der dur derrr dedadedur.
Der dur derrr dedadedurdurder.

In the morning I awake,
My arms my legs my body aches,
The sky outside is wet and grey

So begins another weary day.

So begins another weary day.
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ekendrick wrote:Der dur derrr dedadedur.
Der dur derrr dedadedurdurder.

In the morning I awake,
My arms my legs my body aches,
The sky outside is wet and grey

So begins another weary day.

So begins another weary day.
Or, is it? Bleary day...
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You know. British roads are like an amusement park - just when you're having a fun ride, a camera takes your picture, the fun ends, and you feel obliged to pay for it.
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ekendrick wrote:You know. British roads are like an amusement park - just when you're having a fun ride, a camera takes your picture, the fun ends, and you feel obliged to pay for it.
Did you smile for the camera? With a big cheesy grin...
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You know, I've probably mentioned this before, but when I was at university, the admins had to create a newsgroup especially for me:

alt.brad.drivel

It was so successful, they eventually created a second one:

alt.brad.total.drivel

I was the official alt.brad.drivel FAQ maintainer doncha know!
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ekendrick wrote:You know, I've probably mentioned this before, but when I was at university, the admins had to create a newsgroup especially for me:

alt.brad.drivel

It was so successful, they eventually created a second one:

alt.brad.total.drivel

I was the official alt.brad.drivel FAQ maintainer doncha know!
alt.brad.total.dribble. :wink:
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