Things you just dont like....

Demonix · Post by **Demonix** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:01 pm 0

For some weird reason.. I HATE BUTTONS....

Dunno why... I just think "What the fuck!?!?!?" when I see one...

So what dont you like?

guythp · Post by **guythp** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:05 pm 0

An odd remark, no doubt.

I like buttons. Ok, they may be choccy for kiddies, but they have a certain charm.

supermonkeyworld · Post by **supermonkeyworld** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:08 pm 0

people who stop and talk in doorways

grrrrrrr

venusian · Post by **venusian** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:10 pm 0

Turds that come out in lots of little bits instead of a satifyingly big lump.

Oh, and splashback.

Zen-Chan · Post by **Zen-Chan** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:17 pm 0

Reaching for a joypad only for ANOTHER 3 JOYPADS TO PULL OFF THE DESK BECAUSE THE CABLES ARE TANGLED TOGETHER. RAAAARRRGGHHHH. HULK SMASH!!!

Sir_LANs-a-lot · Post by **Sir_LANs-a-lot** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:25 pm 0

At the moment, I hate PC's....

dw · Post by dw » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:34 pm 0

People that barge past evrybody to get off a train / tube first, then walk really really slowly up the stairs with a queue behind them...

In fact, people who walk slowly in general. Grrr.

Anders · Post by **Anders** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 10:47 pm 0

- People who walk in front of me on the street, in the shops, etc, and then suddenly stop for no reason.

- People who walk on the bicycle lane when there's a perfectly fine sidewalk next to it.

- Dumbass kids who are cruel to the mentally handicapped. I work with these people and I see it a lot. They throw rocks through their windows, smear mud and shit on their doors, say mean things to them, steal their money and other stuff, etc.

Oaf · Post by **Oaf** » Sat Aug 14, 2004 11:23 pm 0

England

Grannies. They've all week to walk slowly round town, getting in the way, but they always choose Saturdays.

People who drive at 40mph on no-limit roads, then speed up when you're about to overtake them.

You're waiting in the car for the wife. There's absolutely no traffic around at all. Wife gets into the car, suddenly the road turns into the M25. Every time. Without fail.

Corfu

Italians. August just turns them into loonies

"Maybe tomorrow". The Greek way of saying 'not in your fucking lifetime, mate'....

OTE. Think BT, only worse. And there's no alternative.

f0zz · Post by **f0zz** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:06 am 0

One word : Wasps

Whenever I hear that latent buzz, the steady drone, a promise of impending pain, I'm instantly transported to early adolescence, and a night-time, continuous read of Ray Bradbury's haunter "Something Wicked This Way Comes"

For wasps are evil incarnate. Where moths may startle and stultify you with their sudden, irascible trysts with the landing light bulb, and flies may irk you with their accursed compound vision and madly twisting legs, nothing quite has the power of a wasp's ability to coldly smite you with a negligent flick of it's poisonous barb.

August is a terrible time to be a waspophobic, never stung, and convinced one prick from the yellow-and-black tyrant is going to send you into toxic shock and hence sickening death throes, the news headlines barely scant compensation for the utter ignominy of your demise. Who could have guessed, he was allergic to the sting of a wasp.

Whenever a wasp gets close, I feel the grating horror of dirt on my coffin. I just can't help screaming like a girl and running far, far and long eyes darting hither and yon, clinging to life by a gossamer thread, or the careless micron of a wasp's stinger. Silly I know.

but disturbingly real.

f0zz

toxibunny · Post by **toxibunny** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:51 am 0

f0zz wrote:One word : Wasps

Whenever I hear that latent buzz, the steady drone, a promise of impending pain, I'm instantly transported to early adolescence, and a night-time, continuous read of Ray Bradbury's haunter "Something Wicked This Way Comes"

For wasps are evil incarnate. Where moths may startle and stultify you with their sudden, irascible trysts with the landing light bulb, and flies may irk you with their accursed compound vision and madly twisting legs, nothing quite has the power of a wasp's ability to coldly smite you with a negligent flick of it's poisonous barb.

August is a terrible time to be a waspophobic, never stung, and convinced one prick from the yellow-and-black tyrant is going to send you into toxic shock and hence sickening death throes, the news headlines barely scant compensation for the utter ignominy of your demise. Who could have guessed, he was allergic to the sting of a wasp.

Whenever a wasp gets close, I feel the grating horror of dirt on my coffin. I just can't help screaming like a girl and running far, far and long eyes darting hither and yon, clinging to life by a gossamer thread, or the careless micron of a wasp's stinger. Silly I know. but disturbingly real.

f0zz

BIG SOFT GIT *tongue out raspberry*

as for what i hate... when people say 'homebrewn' where did that come from? is it real? surely it's either 'homebrew' or 'homebrewed'... :S

ravuya · Post by **ravuya** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 12:55 am 0

Save points in games.

I mean, holy fuck.

Ads · Post by **Ads** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:15 am 0

supermonkeyworld wrote:people who stop and talk in doorways

That has to be the

Or in just any place where other people might want to pass. Then, when you have the temerity to ask them, politely, to move, they look at you as if you've just suggested that you want smother their mothers in taramasalata, and take them roughly from behind, whilst whistling "Are you lonesome tonight?"

~D4T45H4T~ · Post by **~D4T45H4T~** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 1:21 am 0

Short fat women who walk quite fast but swing one arm REALLY FAR BACKWARDS when they walk down a busy street (the other arm is usually clutching a handbag (or a KFC family bucket if it's brixton)).

I was walking through the tubes once when a particularly extreme 'arm swinger' accidentally hit me in the bollocks, and didn't even turn round to say 'Ooh, sorry love, yes I am a complete cunt'

Cunts.
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Sir_LANs-a-lot · Post by **Sir_LANs-a-lot** » Sun Aug 15, 2004 2:19 am 0

People you can see walking ahead of you more slowly, so you cross the road and they cross the road ahead of you.