favourite swear word?

Saint Sandy · Post by **Saint Sandy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:18 am 0

awwww......fer.....Feck!

Panda · Post by **Panda** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:21 am 0

cobblers

stark · Post by **stark** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:29 am 0

well it used to be fuck but has been slipping to cnut since i ve been here. i blame shob for my potty mouth .

Saint Sandy · Post by **Saint Sandy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:39 am 0

have to admit.the c word is my least fav. insofar as its the most offensive - anyone calls me that and there's gonna be a fight - I hate it!

stark · Post by **stark** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:41 am 0

sandy beaches wrote:have to admit.the c word is my least fav. insofar as its the most offensive - anyone calls me that and there's gonna be a fight - I hate it!

*resists temptation*

Saint Sandy · Post by **Saint Sandy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:44 am 0

cue pub fight banter...
"are u almost calling me a c$%t !!!"

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:45 am 0

Absofuckinglutely is my favorite.

The cunt debate reminds of a story in Ha Bloody Ha. Stand up comics have this game they play backstage called 'Who can make the most offensive joke?'. Jerry Sadowitz won this particular round with:
'Nelson Mandela? What a cunt.'

And this was when NM was still imprisoned on Robyn Island. Sadowitz later added a punchline:

'You lend some people a fiver and 26 years later... nothing.'

alexmcchesney · Post by **alexmcchesney** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:13 am 0

Cuntybollocks.

Saint Sandy · Post by **Saint Sandy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:17 am 0

alexmcchesney wrote:Cuntybollocks.

any relations to Twattyarse ?

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:47 am 0

alexmcchesney wrote:Cuntybollocks.

Must admit, following exposure to this place, that expression is getting more use from me in everyday life...

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:05 am 0

One year we were on holiday in Greece and taught a little Greek boy in the baa to say "cuntybollocks" when he lost at the Satan of Saturn machine they had there.

It is a particularly good swearword.

Mind you, I do like "Bollocks, pissflaps, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, CUNT!" out of Rude Llamatron

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Ahchay · Post by **Ahchay** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:17 am 0

We live in a world where "Fuck" (albeit in a barely disguised form) is a suitable word for a global advertising campaign and where "Piss" is considered an acceptable word for childrens television.

If a word doesn't cause offense then it's not a swear word, ergo Cunt and Motherfucker are about the only swear words left to us.

We need new swear words for a new millennium

Cheers
Chris

Post by **Jedburgh** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:33 am 0

I often find 'piss' on its own to be quite effective.

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 11:41 am 0

I amuse myself by recycling Regency (early 19th century) oaths for the not-particularly-dreadful swearing occasions. "Damn his eyes!" etc.

If I bang my elbow I tend to say "arse" and "bugger".

I almost never say the c word - if I call (generic) you one, you can be sure you've pissed me off beyond all belief. And I tend to say "oh for fuh" and stop there.

But then I'm trying to self-censor, to get out of the habit of swearing casually before I find myself having to explain to the ILs why their grandchild says "pissflaps" instead of "hello"...

HIGHWAYMAN · Post by **HIGHWAYMAN** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 12:08 pm 0

words are like tools, it's important to pick the right one for the job.