Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[the2bears]

We used to call it the V8.

That's a 4-stroke, innit?

Bill

[Portland]

Having IBS, I'm often not picky. Usually grateful just not to having to crap in an alley.

[Anders]

I just had a poo in my own house.

I feel so ashamed.

[lis0r]

i dont like using public/festival toilets either.

Full enema - if you're completely empty before the long weekend, you won't feel the need during it anyway

[PVB]

By the end of the week I should think that a lack of fluid getting through to the end of the bowel would produce a pretty solid block of matter, so leading to some pretty bad constipation. You'd probably need a corkscrew to remove it .......

I'm guessing lots of these "I only poo once a week/month" are eating the wrong food/diet and not drinking enough water.

As previously reported, if you eat three sensible meals a day and drinking enough fluids then you should be pooing at least once a day.

[Alarm]

Just wear a nappy Meow - no worries about having to use a friend's loo then.

[Yak]

I think that he is thin poo at the toilet of a friend on.

[Wibble]

I'm guessing lots of these "I only poo once a week/month" are eating the wrong food/diet and not drinking enough water.

As previously reported, if you eat three sensible meals a day and drinking enough fluids then you should be pooing at least once a day.

Yup.. you'd be surprised how much emphasis they put on this when in hospital.. if it took three days, you'd get some foul syrup to get things going... And they'd threaten with a catheter if you didn't pee

-W

[amanset]

So far today I have done two poos. Yesterday I did four. I am like a pooing machine.

Why does "poos" look wrong. Is "pooes" right? No that looks wrong as well.

What is the plural of "poo"?

[amanset]

By the end of the week I should think that a lack of fluid getting through to the end of the bowel would produce a pretty solid block of matter, so leading to some pretty bad constipation. You'd probably need a corkscrew to remove it .......

I'm guessing lots of these "I only poo once a week/month" are eating the wrong food/diet and not drinking enough water.

As previously reported, if you eat three sensible meals a day and drinking enough fluids then you should be pooing at least once a day.

I was disappointed that no-one asked me about my not pooing for six months.

*sniff*

[HGFB]

and they'd threaten with a catheter if you didn't pee

That would get me pissing on command. Sticking a tube down the old fella is not an option.

[amanset]

and they'd threaten with a catheter if you didn't pee

That would get me pissing on command. Sticking a tube down the old fella is not an option.

Had it and fuck me did it hurt.

[PVB]

I was disappointed that no-one asked me about my not pooing for six months.

*sniff*

The forum gets arsey with loads of quotes in one post, so I kept it to the minimum.

and they'd threaten with a catheter if you didn't pee

That would get me pissing on command. Sticking a tube down the old fella is not an option.

Had it and fuck me did it hurt.

Yup, had it done too and it hurts just as much when they pull it out again.

[20thCenturyBoy]

What is the plural of "poo"?

Dumpy wumpies.

[Wibble]

and they'd threaten with a catheter if you didn't pee

That would get me pissing on command. Sticking a tube down the old fella is not an option.

Had it and fuck me did it hurt.

Indeed.. it's amazing how much of a motivator fear of pain can be