Gah, wasps!

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kalmar wrote:10,000? That doesn't sound right
It's not. A more reasonable guess for a good-size wasp's nest at its peak is between 40K and 100K although most of them will be out foraging during the day; 10K might be a good guess as to the number actually in the nest during the day.

That's quite a lot of the little bastards.

I've treated wasps nests in attics before (where they have been causing an actual problem in the house, a more usual treatment is as described for hornets below). It's an "interesting" experience.

Climb into *dark* attic through trap, carrying sprayer.
Locate nest. Hope that there's only one.
Set sprayer to "wide fan"
Approach nest (being careful to only step on the rafters), spraying insecticide to drop the little fuckers that are flying.
Put tip of sprayer into core of nest whilst spraying, agitate forcefully to destroy nest.
*run* to trap, whilst spraying backwards over shoulder.
Exit attic and close trap.
Change underpants.

Hornets are different.

Hornet nests are *much* smaller, for starters, a few hundred inhabitants at most. They are less aggressive unless you provoke them, but once provoked they are capable of being significantly unpreasant. Best treatment for hornets is to wet the entrance holes and chuck a load of residual insecticide powder at it - incoming workers carry the powder into the nest and kill it from the inside.

Couple of years back, I was working as a house painter, wasp and hornet nests were a regular hazard. We had a game called "wasp nest golf", this is when you discover that the "firewood box" on a balcony has a wasps nest in it. The game is played thusly: One player has a broom, the other a can of Raid or equivalent. "Broom" player lifts lid of box with tip of broom, thus liberating the little yellow cunts. This needs to be done with a swift, decisive action. "Raid" player empties can of raid at horde of little yellow cunts while "Broom" player ejects the nest itself as far away as possible with broom (or smashes it with broom, depending on skill of player and positioning of nest). Both players exit balcony via scaffolding at high speed. Balcony is now considered "out of bounds" for the rest of the day. Points are scored for distance achieved with nest, and elegance of exit from balcony. Multipliers for high balconies (10m+ scores double) and points removed for stings received.

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Potts wrote:
t0ne wrote:What a nice lickle hornet like this ?

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Oh fuck right off! Please say that's trick photography.
Unfortunately not http://www.vespa-crabro.de/vespa-mandarinia.htm
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Had a hornet come in through the window of one of our meeting rooms at work the other day. Bloody loud bastard it was. Most of the people in the meeting legged it... I just opened the windows wider and waited for it to leave again. I'm well hard me (when there's only one of them, and I can easily put a firedoor between it and me if it looks like it's coming for me)
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The Japanese giant hornet, Vespa mandarinia japonica, preys on other species of bees and wasps. When a solitary hunter finds a nest, it marks it with a secretion from its van der Vecht gland. Other hornets in the area congregate to the area, and they begin a mass attack on the colony. While they are efficient at wiping out hives of the introduced European honeybee Apis mellifera (they are killed at rates as high as 40 per minute), the native Japanese honeybee, Apis cerana japonica, has an interesting defense against the predatory hornet! The Japanese honeybees can detect the hornet's secretion, and attack incoming hornets en masse. With approximately 500 honeybees surrounding the hornet in a tight ball, the temperature within the cluster rises to 47º C (117º F), which is above the upper lethal limit range of 44-46 degrees for the hornet. This temperature is too high for the hornet, which quickly expires, but does not harm the honeybees.This temperature does not aversely affect the honeybees because their upper lethal limit is slightly higher, 48-50 degrees.
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So I'm guessing from the reaction of this thread my idea for a Tourist Attraction "The Manchester Tunnel Of Wasps" is probably going to bomb.
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I might have said this before, but if I'd known about Japanese hornets before I went to Japan I'd never have gone near the place. It wasn't enough that Tokyo is terrorised by giant rubber monsters every couple of years, they've got giant-for-real insect monsters! :)

Funny, though. Bees are yellow and stripey and cute. Wasps are yellow and stripey but thin and evil...
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Baggypants wrote:So I'm guessing from the reaction of this thread my idea for a Tourist Attraction "The Manchester Tunnel Of Wasps" is probably going to bomb.
it'd be a good place to put the contents of peoples wasp sucking machines (doing a forum search for wasp sucking machine should shed light on that if you haven't already seen it)

kinda like the ghost repository thing the ghostbusters had

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You know, I think we've got another fucking nest the other side of the house! :evil:

And I saw a bloody huge queen flying around outside the window last night too, but it disappeared by the time I'd got the can of Raid.

What is it with these fuckers! Leave me alone!!! :evil:

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My best mate stood on one the other day and stung the sole of her foot, she was in agony for a couple of days :(
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t0ne wrote:
Potts wrote:
t0ne wrote:What a nice lickle hornet like this ?

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Oh fuck right off! Please say that's trick photography.
Unfortunately not http://www.vespa-crabro.de/vespa-mandarinia.htm
I wouldn't let that fucker sit on my hand! 8O

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Glyndwr wrote: I wouldn't let that fucker sit on my hand! 8O
I seriously doubt it's still alive.
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The Hornet or the dismembered hand its resting on?
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Fil wrote:The Hornet or the dismembered hand its resting on?
/shudder

Do you think the hornet chewed it off at the wrist? 8O
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