Ads that get right on your tits

[Alarm]

That meerkat ad. was okay as a one-off, but now they've spun it out and made it annoying. If I hear "simples!" and that squeak one more time, I'll...

[Alarm]

That Muller ad with those cunts singing that Nina Simone tune in thier warbly twee middle England accents. Makes me want to commit genocide.

Eww, yes. You've reminded me of the dreadful Duffy Diet Coke ad.

[Ratsoap]

The way the woman says 'tempting' on the ad with the girl photocopying her minge makes me want to kill as well.

[gilesgoat]

Listerine powers through your WHOLE mouth! JUST LIKE MY FIST YOU FUCKING IRRITATING TWAT

Do people realise that Listerine is basically just water + alchool and the rest is only "fillers" and that in reality it's not even
that good at all for your mouth if you use it too frequently ?

[Alarm]

That advert with the fluffy creatures making music can go, too.

[gravy]

No ads get in my tits, PVR time innit.

If you got Sky+ and you're still watching them then you must secretly like them

[Yak]

oh and fucking McDonalds adverts which show kids going round a farm pissing about and planting flowers in the SHAPE of a cow but you never actually see any fucking animals at all, because goat forbid anyone actually THINK that what goes into their burger-thing is actually grated cow, it's all made by GIGGLING CHILDREN PLANTING FLOWERS.

and McDonalds on the beach? Who the fuck gets McDonalds and takes it down the fucking beach?

[Dungeon-Dave]

Also any ad for products pertaining to beauty or body care where they always feel the need to badly dub over the original audio with the shittest lipsynch ever.

This.

s'not just beauty & bodycare either. ISTR that "Radion Micro" one did it badly, as well as some smiling bint telling us what she wanted "for her new panty-liner", et al.

[gilesgoat]

oh and fucking McDonalds adverts which show kids going round a farm pissing about and planting flowers in the SHAPE of a cow but you never actually see any fucking animals at all, because goat forbid anyone actually THINK that what goes into their burger-thing is actually grated cow, it's all made by GIGGLING CHILDREN PLANTING FLOWERS.

and McDonalds on the beach? Who the fuck gets McDonalds and takes it down the fucking beach?

Actually it could be quite true ..

"You think it's meat the one you are eating ?".

Naaah .. it's a mixture of gluten + soy proteins and artificial flavourings .. the meat is not there !

[Yak]

also what is it with these new products to stop women pissing themselves - not as if the pad makers already don't have a nice captive market what with the monthly flow and everything, now they have to imply that for some reason all women are somehow likely to piss on their camel unless they wear girl nappies.

[Cloudane]

^ or that the only people who get constipation are women.

They work though don't they, they've got everybody remembering which product the advert was for and talking about them

Unless, like me, you refuse to buy from companies with really wanky adverts.

YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE, I SAY I'M DOING A SHIT FRED ELLIOT IMPRESSION, BUY ONE NOOOOOOOW - nope, I would buy windows from anyone except Safestyle, I'm not going to be shouted into buying from you.

Talking of fajita adverts, that one with the silly bitch on the phone - his loving husband/boyfriend is cooking for her and she's all "I'll call you tomorrow... if I'm still alive" - fuck off and go get a pizza then you ungrateful bint!

Dettol: Prays upon 100% of germ-paranoid mothers. FACT. Weakens your immune system. FACT. Annoying, arrogant advert. FACT.

Oh and back to shit impressions - Yorkshire Tea. You're not Jack Duckworth, dude, and Vera died ages ago. Now go fix that shelf you lazy cunt.

[Yak]

Also who the fuck are Wickes? Are they just MFI trying to move upmarket? Not helped by some dozy twat signing the bottom of a tile and then cementing the fucker down so no cunt could ever see it anyway.

[gilesgoat]

"Kills 99% of the bacteria" ... the problem is you'll get ill/die because of that 1% left ...

[Alarm]

I'm pleased that that nappy advert with women kissing babies' bottoms seems to have ended.

[bumblebee]

Oh and back to shit impressions - Yorkshire Tea. You're not Jack Duckworth, dude, and Vera died ages ago. Now go fix that shelf you lazy cunt.

The tea is still good, though.

Not a tv add (I sold my tv years back) but I stopped paying my flickr subscription the moment the last one ran out and they told me "come back - we miss you!". I am there, I did not go anywhere. And hearing from a commercial entity that they miss me is more than a turn off, really