Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[IronGiant]

I don't. As long as I don't know. You can do what you like in the loo. I'm not going to ask you. I just prefer you didn't poo unless you have no choice and I would never even raise the issue.

Let me have your address and I'll send round a couple of friends of mine - you wouldn't believe the noises, smells and general dumpage that they emit ............

[Anders]

[Meow]

look at the end of the day I don't see what the issue is. I just don't like people pooing on my loo. Unless for medical reason or you just have to go. Its my loo and my house. my space. and I still think it a bit rude. only tiny bit. So I won't poo in your loo. Unless for medical reason or I just have to go.

So as I see it. fairs fair. end of. nuff said.



I'm glad I lighten the mood around here. somebody has too. I'm glad we have these kinds of chats that we can feel relax and open about such topics.

[piku]

I insist you poo in my loo. I will be offended if you don't.



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I won't poo in your loo. Unless for medical reason or I just have to go

Why else would you poo? "Ah, I don't particularly need a crap right now, but I've nothing else better to do..."

[The Caffeine Kid]

Harsh.

[IronGiant]

I'm glad I lighten the mood around here. somebody has too. I'm glad we have these kinds of chats that we can feel relax and open about such topics.

So how do you intend to stop people using your loo for this purpose (except in emergencies)? A spy cam in the loo perhaps? A hidden microphone so you can listen in for any tell-tale splashes?

How will you cope with surreptitious poo-ers, ie those visitors who SAY they are only going for a wee widdle but then who, quite against your will and express desires, decide to drop a few logs in your loo AND leave a horrendous smell? Will you then ostracise them for all eternity ............ ?

Please draw up an official statement on the matter. We need to know.

[the2bears]

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend?

Bill

[phattslagg]

So I won't poo in your loo. Unless for medical reason or I just have to go.

Other possible reasons being...

..marking your territory?

..stinking up my house out of spite?

..analysing it for its splashback signature?

[littledrummerboy]

This thread is awesome. I sincerely hope it gets archived

[Anders]

Unless for medical reason or you just have to go.

Why else would anyone poo?

The above statement made the whole thread pointless, which is not surprising coming from you, Meow.

[Phineasfool]

What an amazing thread. I had a nice poo at the department store today. I much prefer going in other places. Saves stinking up my own home.

[Anders]

The expert on toilets and poo etiquette.

[Yak]

do think poo toilet store is? bus station aardvark zebu gnosis etiquette. lemon catapult.

[Foozwah]

look at the end of the day I don't see what the issue is. I just don't like people pooing on my loo. Unless for medical reason or you just have to go. Its my loo and my house. my space. and I still think it a bit rude. only tiny bit. So I won't poo in your loo. Unless for medical reason or I just have to go.

So as I see it. fairs fair. end of. nuff said.

I guess the thing that I find mystifying is that you keep coming back to the notion of "politeness" "rudeness" or "manners" where all this is concerned.

Mainly because your base notion of it being "good manners' not to take a shit at someone else's house isn't derived from any kind of societal standard (past or present), but is rather a product entirely of your own mind...

And yeah, Anders' point does render the whole thread somewhat nonsensical - who goes for a dump when they don't need to? (I've been known to temporarily retreat to a loo at someone's place to either (a) avoid someone's conversation, or more often, (b) take advantage of good reading matter spotted therein, but that's different - I'm not actually "doing the do" or stinking up the place, just taking time out.)

do think poo toilet store is? bus station aardvark zebu gnosis etiquette. lemon catapult.

Danger the marmoset scraunching it be. Smooth weasels - wet pavement? I like!

[KlaxonCow]

Out of interest, Meow, if you had an outside toilet - attached to the house but accessed externally, rather than internally, so they're sort of taking a shit at your house but not really taking a shit in your house - would this alter your view on the subject?