phattslagg wrote:Now you come to mention it, with the amount of f'ing adverts we have to endure on Sky TV, they really are taking the piss with the subscription fees, aren't they?
Massively so.
Sky's multiple income streams include:
- Charging for the hardware (the set-top box, satellite dish, etc.)
- Charging for subscriptions.
- Making you watch ads (with more and longer ad breaks than other commercial channels).
- Charging broadcasters for bandwidth on their satellite (e.g. the Discovery network or SyFy or UKTV, for example, pays Sky to deliver their channels via the Astra satellite).
- Pay-per-view and "season passes" for special events (and you've STILL usually got to watch shitty adverts!).
- Charging other providers - such as Virgin Media - to broadcast their channels (remember the dispute they had before, where Virgin took them off-air, because Sky were, in Virgin's opinion, taking the piss with the amount they charged them to show the Sky channels?)
And note that the BBC does it all with subscription only. ITV and Channel 4 do it all with advertising only (and don't show as much ads as Sky too!). Freeview does it all with selling hardware only. Netflix and such do it all with pay-per-view only.
The point being that Sky's rivals are all able to do what they do - in its entirety - with just a single one of these streams of income. Just one of these is good enough to fund the other television empires. Yet Sky has all of them simultaneously!
More over, what are you getting for your money? What's Sky's outgoings?
Well, first of all, discount the majority of the channels. The Discovery network, UKTV and so forth are their own organisations. Indeed, they pay Sky to be broadcast, not the other way around. They're an income stream, not an expense, for Sky.
So, let's look at Sky's own channels. You've got Sky One, Sky Two and so forth. These are basically endless repeats channels. They just show repetitive streams of syndicated American imports.
For example, pulling up their schedule for today: Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii Five-O, Desi Rascals, Desi Rascals, NCIS: Los Angeles, UK Border Force, the Real A & E, the Real A & E, Monkey Life, Monkey Life, NCIS: Los Angeles, Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii Five-O, Hawaii Five-O, NCIS: Los Angeles, Forever, NCIS: Los Angeles, Futurama, Futurama, the Simpsons, Futurama, Futurama, the Simpsons, the Simpsons, the Simpsons, Modern Family, Modern Family, ...
And this is far better than it used to be. At least "UK Border Force" and "the Real A & E" are home-grown UK programmes. It wasn't that long ago that Sky's original UK programming was exactly zero.
Now, the trick with syndication is that it's cheap TV. You're not making the programmes but just paying to show them.
In the case of Fox-made programming - for example, Futurama and the Simpsons - then, as Murdoch also owns Fox, Sky is effectively paying fuck all for them (well, I'm sure, for accounting purposes, as Fox and Sky are technically different companies, a "nominal fee" is exchanged but it all ultimately ends up back in Murdoch's pocket in the end, so it's all academic and just for book-keeping purposes).
Some shows - Stargate is MGM, Hawaii Five-0 is CBS, etc. - aren't made by Fox but America has an extremely well-developed syndication network. They all, in effect, swap programmes with each other all the time and do package deals. MGM have their own movie channels and such, so they likely have little arrangements between each other like "let us show X-Men on our movie channel and we'll give you Stargate". And, as they're all doing this with each other's channels, swapping programmes, then it kind of all somewhat cancels out anyway.
Sky's main entertainment channels are just international branches of the Fox American syndication network, basically (as also is "Star" in Asia, because he doesn't only pull these tricks in this country alone, you know).
So though non-Fox syndicated programmes will cost them to screen, it's not nearly anywhere near the cost of, you know, actually making their own original UK programming. As all the other terrestrial channels - and even some of the cheap-and-cheerful repeats channels, such as "Dave" commissioning new series of "Red Dwarf" - do all the time as a matter of course every single day.
(Just for comparison, BBC One's schedule today:
Breakfast (original UK programming), Neighbourhood Blues (original BBC programming), Homes under the Hammer (original UK programming), Call the Council (original UK programming), Helicopter Heroes (original UK programming), Bargain Hunt (original UK programming), BBC News (original UK programming), Wimbledon coverage (original UK programming), more news, The One Show (original UK programming), Nigel Slater cooking (original UK programming), BBC News, Eastenders (original UK programming), Panorama (original UK programming), ...
You get the gist. Every single programme on BBC One today is original UK programming made by the BBC. There's a very light touch of repeat - "Bargain Hunt" is often on rotation and Graham Norton later on is a repeat of Friday's show - but the vast majority of it is not only original UK programming, but
brand new original UK programming. Today's latest episode.
And the BBC schedule basically always reads like this pretty much 24 / 7 / 365 across multiple channels. That's what the TV licence fee pays for and it's an awful lot more than any other channel comes close to achieving.)
And, of course, to top it all off, these American imports on Sky One and Sky Two are the old and shit syndicated programmes. All the new and exciting ones - such as "Game of Thrones", for example - are pushed onto Sky Atlantic... which is a premium subscription channel that you have to pay extra for.
And, you guessed it, you STILL have to watch ads too!!
Are you starting to get the picture of how this all works?
Sky rakes in as much money as it possibly can from all available sources simultaneously - hardware, ads, subscriptions, pay-per-view, charging other channels for broadcast, etc. - but then spends as little as it possibly can on the actual content.
"Taking the piss" is actually gross understatement of what's really going on there.
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