favourite swear word?

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:57 pm 0

Pissflaps. Genius word.

shobet_mawr · Post by **shobet_mawr** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:59 pm 0

FWRCH

MadHippo · Post by **MadHippo** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:24 pm 0

I have no problem with other people swearing, although I believe repetitive and persistant swearing does make one look rather dim, even if it isn't the case. Also pretty girls shouldn't swear - it just seems wrong somehow. Something so nasty eminating from something so nice.

I try not to swear as-such in normal conversation - and if I do, I tend to use SciFi swears, because I'm that much of a geek! Frell, Dren, Smeg, Frac, Felgercarp, Shazbud.. They all work reasonably well.

If I find myself in sudden pain, I tend to shout Bollocks though. Oh, and when I'm driving in traffic all bets are off.. psycho drivers trying to kill me receive the full wrath of Me.

So that hasn't answered the question at all has it.

Ho hum

mamemeister · Post by **mamemeister** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:39 pm 0

"ARSE" to be spoken while mid burp always raises a titter or two.

Sickboy · Post by **Sickboy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:16 pm 0

MadHippo wrote:Also pretty girls shouldn't swear - it just seems wrong somehow. Something so nasty eminating from something so nice.

Well, to be honest, in the right situation, I find that rather... pleasing.

I swear too much, but I'm not dim. I just enjoy it. That whole 'Oh, it only shows what a limited vocabulary you have...' argument is, quite frankly, a load of old... erm... um...

For the record, my favourite swear-word is definitely 'arse'.

And I'm with Jed. 'Piss' by itself is strangely pleasing.

"It was obvious that that cunt was going to fuck some cunt".
Begbie, Trainspotting

Patster · Post by **Patster** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:18 pm 0

Tithead and tosspot.

mamemeister · Post by **mamemeister** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:21 pm 0

Sickboy wrote:That whole 'Oh, it only shows what a limited vocabulary you have...' argument is, quite frankly, a load of old... erm... um...

....PISH was the word you were looking for Squire!

Sickboy · Post by **Sickboy** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:24 pm 0

mamemeister wrote:
Sickboy wrote:That whole 'Oh, it only shows what a limited vocabulary you have...' argument is, quite frankly, a load of old... erm... um...
....PISH was the word you were looking for Squire!

Heh. 'Pish' is the Scottish form of 'piss', yep?

On another Trainspotting thought, I always liked the way that Renton used the word 'vomitus'.

PVB · Post by **PVB** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 7:40 pm 0

Titfuck*.

*This word has no association with my feelings for Lorraine Kelly. Oh no.

daedelas · Post by **daedelas** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:04 pm 0

If you're going for the personal insult I always find the imaginative "Knobhead" seems to fit the bill rather nicely

mk1 · Post by **mk1** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 8:13 pm 0

It has to be "blow me" or "emt"

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:39 pm 0

Oh and I've just remembered this one:

Soapy Titwank.

I get that phrase going through my mind each and every time I am introduced to anyone called Sophie.

Oh dear.

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:14 pm 0

I swear far too much. Sometimes it adds clout to what you're saying though.
Most of the time (in conversation) I'll just swear to fill a second or two while I think of what to say next

So if you ever hear me go '....f-u-c-k-i-n-g....' you'll know why!

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 10:16 pm 0

MadHippo wrote: I try not to swear as-such in normal conversation - and if I do, I tend to use SciFi swears, because I'm that much of a geek! Frell, Dren, Smeg, Frac, Felgercarp, Shazbud.. They all work reasonably well.

Ahem. That last should be "Shazbat" with a t. Not that I'm obsessive to the point of having recorded the whole of Mork and Mindy or anything, you understand...