You're too used to computers when....

aureole · Post by **aureole** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:43 am 0

gilesgoat wrote: Internet is for porn then

I feel a song coming on...

littledrummerboy · Post by **littledrummerboy** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:13 pm 0

When you answer the telephone with your mouse.

xav · Post by **xav** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:43 pm 0

aureole wrote:When you want to know the time and write "date" on a piece of paper and sit there for ten seconds thinking "man, this paper's slow today".

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bash-3.1$ man this papers slow today
No manual entry for this
No manual entry for papers
No manual entry for slow
No manual entry for today

Post by **Muttley** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:53 pm 0

When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.

lowey · Post by **lowey** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:55 pm 0

Muttley wrote:When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.

As a bash user mine default to <caps> (for easy reach to <tab>), q, w, d. What's most worrying is when I'm typing a document and periodically press tab and expect the word processor to finish my words for me

Matrixxx · Post by **Matrixxx** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:08 pm 0

When you are at a party, and respond to a joke with " El Oh El".....

When you walk around said party, head tilted at 90Âº and holding a wink.

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:28 pm 0

Muttley wrote:When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.

Oh hell. And my little finger was on shift, too... hahahahaha

MrsSnake · Post by **MrsSnake** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:38 pm 0

Mine are always in relation to spending so much time online

Like attempting tab completion when typing someones name in an email/IM chat

Also looking for msn icons to include in emails

Post by **Muttley** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:47 pm 0

Bog wrote:
Muttley wrote:When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.
Oh hell. And my little finger was on shift, too... hahahahaha

Oh hell. So is mine. I never noticed that.

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:54 pm 0

Muttley wrote:
Bog wrote:
Muttley wrote:When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.
Oh hell. And my little finger was on shift, too... hahahahaha
Oh hell. So is mine. I never noticed that.

...thumb on Space...

Post by **Muttley** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:55 pm 0

Bog wrote:
Muttley wrote:
Bog wrote:
Muttley wrote:When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.
Oh hell. And my little finger was on shift, too... hahahahaha
Oh hell. So is mine. I never noticed that.
...thumb on Space...

Ditto.

We're such fucking GEEKS mate.

Muttley

swith · Post by **swith** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:55 pm 0

Muttley wrote:
Bog wrote:
Muttley wrote:When you find that instead of resting the fingers of your left hand in the home position on a keyboard (ASDF) they have automagically migrated to WASD.
Oh hell. And my little finger was on shift, too... hahahahaha
Oh hell. So is mine. I never noticed that.

Fuck me, you're not wrong!

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:56 pm 0

The Meek shall inherit the Earth
The Geek shall go to the Stars

betamax · Post by **betamax** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:56 pm 0

I have mouse-claw.

piku · Post by **piku** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:30 pm 0

You know the little thought that fires when you want something to happen? That little thought that goes "control-z" when typing something in word and it goes wrong? The little thought that thinks "control-f" when looking for text in a document?

Having those little thoughts fire off when looking for something in your room or trying to find a piece of text in a book.

Lock yourself away when your hands start making the key combinations on your desk