What the fuck is Russia upto?

Kon-Tiki · Post by **Kon-Tiki** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:32 pm 0

fro wrote:How do you know, seeing as how it has never left its launch silo?

That's because there's a universal anti-missile defence for that, stationed right near its silo.

CableTwitch · Post by **CableTwitch** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:34 pm 0

Its been on many a mission, but its explosive prowess has been kept hush-hush these past years, for government secrecy reasons.

It IS rumoured to have a yield in the MEGA-FUCKTON range though...

fro · Post by **fro** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:34 pm 0

Kon-Tiki wrote:
fro wrote:How do you know, seeing as how it has never left its launch silo?
That's because there's a universal anti-missile defence for that, stationed right near its silo.

A clitoris?

Kon-Tiki · Post by **Kon-Tiki** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:35 pm 0

fro wrote:
Kon-Tiki wrote:
fro wrote:How do you know, seeing as how it has never left its launch silo?
That's because there's a universal anti-missile defence for that, stationed right near its silo.
A clitoris?

Cable's face, more like

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:35 pm 0

CableTwitch wrote:Its been on many a mission, but its explosive prowess has been kept hush-hush these past years, for government secrecy reasons.

"How many drops you been on, Lieutenant?"

"Forty-seven..... *ulp*... simulated..."

CableTwitch · Post by **CableTwitch** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:36 pm 0

Never let it be said I wont sacrafice my greatest firepower for the nation in times of need.

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:37 pm 0

XOR · Post by **XOR** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:38 pm 0

Us: 'We have bombs.'

Them: 'We have bombs too.'

Us: 'We have defences against your bombs.'

Them: 'Great, so do we.'

Us: 'So, shall we fight?'

Them: 'Err, well...'

Us: 'Shhh...let's not fight, we'll all die.'

Them: 'Alright, that was what I was thinking too.'

Us: 'So just some funny looks then?'

Them: 'Shhh...I'm not talking to you..(well, I am really, but you know...)'

Us: 'Oh, alright...that's fine...no bombs though..."

Them: 'Shhhhhh...no bombs. I am ignoring you for a while now.'

Us: 'Yeah, me too.....................................................................................................................................................'
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Them: 'Wait, nothing's happening, my people have started thinking I'm dull and weak whilst I've been ignoring you.'

Us: 'Yeah, that's right....everyone's talking about me though.'

Them: 'Hmmm.........................................................we have bombs you know.'

Us: 'We have bombs too.........................................................................'

Kon-Tiki · Post by **Kon-Tiki** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:38 pm 0

CableTwitch wrote:Never let it be said I wont sacrafice my greatest firepower for the nation in times of need.

So you're putting all your firepower in the bank?

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:38 pm 0

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:40 pm 0

Bog · Post by **Bog** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:40 pm 0

I has a Bone

CableTwitch · Post by **CableTwitch** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:40 pm 0

My weapon in all its glory...

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:41 pm 0

Darkflame · Post by **Darkflame** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:45 pm 0

Alarm wrote:

Lego Robots cool.

But how about giant Nazi Robots that look like Vadar;

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v393274knrxb ... onAllience