Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[Anders]

FS, can't you shit on the lawn outside and not soil my sparkling clean toilet with your foul waste. The grass is good enough for the dog, so it should do for you lot as well.

[Terrypantsman]

this thread reminds me of a comedy sketch by an Irish duo zig and zag i think, anyway

A guy is round his girl friends parents house for the first time. they are all sitting in the garden drinking and being polite and the boyfriend really has to go for a number 2. he goes upstairs to the loo and has a massive earth , so big it does not flush, in an embaresed panic he fishes the turd out the loo and pops it out the window. On returning down stairs he realise's to his horror everyone is looking in terror at the massive SPLAT on the conservatory roof. quite funny really

[Peltazoid]

FS, can't you shit on the lawn outside and not soil my sparkling clean toilet with your foul waste. The grass is good enough for the dog, so it should do for you lot as well.

Personally I direct people to the cat litter tray and ask them to cover it up afterwards

Seriously why is it 'rude' to defecate in some ones toilet, that what it was invented for. Would you rather them do it on the sofa???

as it has been said, if you gotta go, you gotta go.

[oNyx]

A few years ago a friend of mine rang me up at 3 am. He was on his way home when he noticed that he got something explosive up his arse.

Pretty much the worst situation you can be in, eh? Well, it was alright. It's never been easier to make someone happy.

Put a box of matches there. Some people are more comfy if they can light a match (it's supposed to cancel out some of the smell) after doing the inevitable.

[Anders]

Put a box of matches there. Some people are more comfy if they can light a match (it's supposed to cancel out some of the smell) after doing the inevitable.

Depending on the amount of gas released, lighting a match could potentially lead to a fiery death. Yet another reason to direct them outside.

[toxibunny]

I remember someone on here used to have the sig 'I once had a shit in jeff minter's toilet' or something...

Oranges don't flush down other peoples' loos... and make sure they've got bog roll before sitting down. before.

[RiK]

I remember someone on here used to have the sig 'I once had a shit in jeff minter's toilet' or something...

Oh believe me, if you've ever been in Yaks toilet, that's nothing to boast about..

[piku]

No I do not think have a poo in friends house is. Grammar sense made isn't there. English learn use to how please.

[Meow]

Surely it is far politer to just sit in their living room looking desperately uncomfortable, emitting blisteringly nauseating farts and blaming them on the dog?

I would leave rather than go for poo. I would be too parnoid as well. In case I made a noise or a bad smell or I just seamed to be in there too long.

Thats just me. I guess I'm just too polite.

[RiK]

No I do not think have a poo in friends house is. Grammar sense made isn't there. English learn use to how please.

Thankfully, some of us have reasonably advanced parsers built-in and hence we can occasionally decypher what Meow is on about.

[seibu]

This is an interesting topic. I only found out about this hang-up a few years ago, and it was news to me. Personally, I'd never thought twice about it until a friend of mine raised an objection. Now I kind of think twice about it, and I would try and avoid it if I thought there was any, er.., leeway.

I think it may be something you're brought up with, or not. I personally think it's a very strange hang-up. People shit, I mean, get over it.

[RedOktober]

Surely it is far politer to just sit in their living room looking desperately uncomfortable, emitting blisteringly nauseating farts and blaming them on the dog?

I would leave rather than go for poo. I would be too parnoid as well. In case I made a noise or a bad smell or I just seamed to be in there too long.

Thats just me. I guess I'm just too polite.

No, you're not too polite, don't worry about that.

[Meow]

No I do not think have a poo in friends house is. Grammar sense made isn't there. English learn use to how please.

Thankfully, some of us have reasonably advanced parsers built-in and hence we can occasionally decypher what Meow is on about.

Fuck-off.....

Gee.......

I guess I'm in the minorty here. But I feel thats just out of respect for someone elses space you don't poo unless you really really have no choice. What happen if you made a bad smell. Surely you wouldn't want to subject your best friend to that. I mean come on.

Does no one here have any manners Ummmmm.

[amanset]

What happen if you made a bad smell. Surely you wouldn't want to subject your best friend to that. I mean come on.

Yeah, definitely best to let the gasses build up and do a big fart instead.

Oh.

[20thCenturyBoy]

If you are at the house of an attractive lady friend with whom you would like to become better acquainted, you might think twice before unleashing a huge post-curry pebble dasher. Better to be prepared and bring an air freshener, several bin bags and a brillo pad.

However, if you are simply visiting your sweaty fat friend Dave, then you should feel free to unload the bomb bay whenever you see fit, because he won't have cleaned the fucking bog for 3 years anyway, the dirty bastard.