Official Nintendo Fanboy Smugness & Gloating Thread

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Snakey wrote:
Darkflame wrote:And theres me thinking they made the sensor bar and wiimote at the last minute, with off the shelf componants they just slapped together with no R&D needed, and it all worked perfectly first time ;)
(not to mention they never bothered trying out any other designs...they went straight for the final)
Ok, you can stop trying to be clever now...
Well, sorry to phrase it like that actualy..that was childish.
But Miyamoto backs up what i was saying just as much, if not moreso, as he does you.
(Of course, comments like the NAND memory you could, fairly, say he is lying about.)

If we hadn't used NAND flash memory [to store data such as games and photos] and other pricey parts, we might have succeeded
That bit is clearly an excuse.
Yes, that does sound a bit off :-/
Unless, I guess, they wernt planning any flash memory at all at first. (so no Wii channels as we know them).

As for your other comments, it IS off the shelf components, and it WOULD have worked first time if they'd have thought about it a bit more before sticking them all together. I don't know... Miyamoto himself tells you they were trying to make it as cheap as possible but you still chose to believe they went the most expensive route on purpose? :roll:
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It becomes so apperent you either dont read what I say, or try to twist it subconciously. When did I ever say they wernt trying to manufactor it as cheaply as possible?
Of course, like everyone else, they would try to. It would be utterly stupid not too.

The R&D that goes into knowing what componants to get, and how best to fit them together. (and that itself is only after the design is chosen). Any company is a fool to go for the first design slapped up.
Miyamoto earlier backed me up, I notice, by mentioning they went over many controller designs and prototypes.
To me, this seemed obvious, of course they didnt go for the final one first time.
and it WOULD have worked first time if they'd have thought about it a bit more before sticking them all together.
You know, quoteing out of concept, that line almost makes sense. Every company, or individual, should spend time working out what to do before going ahead with something, yes.
Only, when talking of controller designs, you couldnt possibly know how well it would work untill it gets put together. Even assuming everything works as planned on a technical bases, a design may turn out impractical, unusable, or just plan uninspiring.
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Miyamoto is saying they tried to make it cheap, and failed. That makes perfect sense to me. Of course they tried to make it cheaper. (I bet sony and microsoft tried to make their systems cheaper too)


What I was argueing with was the idea that making a console is like lego...you just make a design on a whim, and slap the bits together.
The fact that Nintendo is saying it came out more expensive for them
shows, like with any design, things went wrong, requirements changed, and a few things likely went a bit over their budgets.

They probably had an agreed profitmargin to slap on the system that hasnt changed, so originaly the console was probably intended to be $100 includeing their profitlines.

(Of course, the initial profitmargins were set probably thinking the Wii was a big risk...a lot more then it seems to be now. So they could have backed down on them)


I told you that too, and you said I was full of shit.
Wasnt me guv :-/

I did argued a lot about the claims nintendo "Had nothing".
In fact ,I specificaly said Nintendo likely had many ideas and prototypes and would be working to pick what one to actauly use.
Also, I was the one saying getting the wiimote design "Right" would take a lot more effort then merely the chip, so I wouldnt have argued at all with it taking that long.
My idea was to spend nothing on the console technology
... which is exactly what I said.
You said they did spend nothing on console technology, a subtle difference.
... yet you claim Nintendo never said anything like this, to anybody. They bloody well did.
Find me a quote where Nintendo said the system would be sub $100 then.
Nintendo never gave any price to anyone, they merely said it would be affordable. Which can be interpreted as cheaper, certainly not
$100.

As I said at the time, and still say now, the whole "It WiLL bE MeGAcHeap!" stuff was blown out of preportion by the optimistic fanboys. Probably sensible someone, like you, worked out componant prices, someone unsensible look it as total littaral cost and the rumours spread from there.
Imo, this is far more likely then Nintendo leaking these rumours themselfs. A company gains nothing from pretending a system is cheaper to make then it turns out to be. (pretending it costs more pre-release would give a physcological advantage in some ways, but not pretending its cheaper).

It worked just fine in the ideal environment, but bright lights and sunlight interfered with its accuracy.
Yes, which is why the 'sensor bar' is called a 'sensor bar' even though it's nothing of the sort. The sensor is now in the controller. I told you that, too.[/quote]

again, wasnt me guv, I never argued with that :-/

I did say,with a bit of fiddling, they should be able to extrapolate distance from that data. I also commented about how "low level" access to the wiimote sensor (by which we mean the chip in the controller that does the work) will be.
But nope, not argueing the sensor is in the controller. (remember when we were argueing over the chip? did you think I thought the chip was in the sensorbar :lol: )
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Argg...*read review*

Now I dont know if to get Monkey Ball and Raving Rabits :(
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Some more reviews have surfaced:

IGNWii has awarded Rayman Raving Rabbids an 8.3
http://uk.wii.ign.com/articles/746/746378p1.html

"The majority of minis in the title are fun whether you're playing by yourself or with friends, although there are the occasional duds. The biggest drawback is that many of the minis are not designed for simultaneous play; instead you go in sequence. But even with that being true the experience is still engaging and addictive and the title's sense of humor is in a league of its own. It is almost unfair to label this effort a Rayman game because the real stars of the project are the bunnies, whose blank faces and inevitable agonized screams will make you laugh over and over again."

However, puzzlingly they said they couldn't find a way to get it running in prog-scan mode, even though the instructions manual says it can. One can only assume it got dropped during the rush to finalize things and get it out the door on time. Still, Red Steel supports prog scan no problem, so why it hasn't made its way into Raving Rabbids is a bit of a mystery.

Also, 1up has given Twilight Princess a overwhelmingly positive review and yet another 10/10.
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arbster wrote:
HGFB wrote:What about the new gamers who've never had one of the old consoles or computers before? They don't know what all the old games are. Hell. We've got students who've never played on a NES or SNES.
I agree with you there. And there is laso the it-isn't-as-good-as-I-recall scenario too. Surely they could just implement a 10-15 minute try-it-out session. I know I can try them out via emulation on my PC... but that is not an option for many - if it was, I doubt VC titles would become a success.
And as we all know 90% of all old titles whether they are NES, SNES, Genesis etc. aren't as good as you recall. And if they are then chances are you've played them to death on another format or emulator anyway.
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Alarm wrote:Latest Japanese hardware sales:
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2. PS3 - 81,639
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I thought it was a complete sell out there... and they had about 100,000 there for launch. What happened to the nearly extra 20,000?

Looking forward to seeing these figures in a few weeks time. I suspect it will be the Wii and DS Lite at the top. :)
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arbster wrote:I thought it was a complete sell out there... and they had about 100,000 there for launch. What happened to the nearly extra 20,000?
It was a sell out, but only around 80,000 made the launch date.
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Flabio wrote:
arbster wrote:I thought it was a complete sell out there... and they had about 100,000 there for launch. What happened to the nearly extra 20,000?
It was a sell out, but only around 80,000 made the launch date.
Ah, gotcha. Ta. Soo many numbers about... just not about the Wii in the UK though. :/
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HGFB wrote:A GBA cart? That means it'll look like arse on a DS Lite.
If it's like the web browser they'll do a different version of it for the Lite.
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Flabio wrote:
arbster wrote:I thought it was a complete sell out there... and they had about 100,000 there for launch. What happened to the nearly extra 20,000?
It was a sell out, but only around 80,000 made the launch date.
It was only 80,000 odd for Japan; 100,000 total for Asia.
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HELLO MOTHER QUESTION MARK

Newsnight Review appear to be doing a feature on the Wii tonight. I think I just saw a clip of Mark Kermode frantically playing Wii Boxing. :lol:
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I love it every time I see a new post by Shamus in the Nintendo-thread, I just know it's something juicy :D
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PurpleChair wrote:HELLO MOTHER QUESTION MARK

Newsnight Review appear to be doing a feature on the Wii tonight. I think I just saw a clip of Mark Kermode frantically playing Wii Boxing. :lol:
Indeed - he said that he daren't get one otherwise he would just lose days on end of his life.

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The video of the show will be here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/n ... 154324.stm
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TFO wrote:
PurpleChair wrote:HELLO MOTHER QUESTION MARK

Newsnight Review appear to be doing a feature on the Wii tonight. I think I just saw a clip of Mark Kermode frantically playing Wii Boxing. :lol:
Indeed - he said that he daren't get one otherwise he would just lose days on end of his life.

:D
Apart from the mad woman who claimed that the Wii was moving away from consequences (?!?) that was probably the most positive thing I've ever heard about video games on mainstream tv.
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