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I don't think that there's ever been a good port of the original Tempest.
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chub wrote:
benedictw wrote:Tempest reviews coming in - pretty dire so far(45,30).
Those two gave similar kinds of scores to SG too though.
OXM gave SG a lower score. Assuming 45 translates into 4.5 in OXM speak.
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Anyone know whats happening with SWOS? There has been talk of a pretty major bug that disconnects you from live when the game loads.

I tried to download it and it weren't there. Seems like someone made a booboo.
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Yeah, I just had a look and it's not available yet i've spotted that a few people have played it...
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OH... MY... GOD!!!

I have to say that this is the worst conversion of any arcade game I have ever played. And that this is the worst "reimagining" of any arcade game I have ever played. And I have played many. My apologies to anyone, if there are any, on this forum that workes on that piece if C**P, but this... thing should be banned from any place it dared to rear it's ugly head. And on top of that, to only give TWO levels away as a demo!! That's just an extra insult. And that... what do they call it... their own little try at an asses of fire mode - totally unplayable! The last time I felt like that was when I accidentally bought Teletubbies for my daughter and her PsOne. I'm almost in tears!!

... I'm angry!!

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OH... MY... GOD!!!

I have to say that this is the worst conversion of any arcade game I have ever played. And that this is the worst "re imagining" of any arcade game I have ever played. And I have played many. My apologies to anyone, if there are any, on this forum that worked on that piece if C**P, but this... thing should be banned from any place it dared to rear it's ugly head. And on top of that, to only give TWO levels away as a demo!! That's just an extra insult. And that... what do they call it... their own little try at an asses of fire mode - totally unplayable! The last time I felt like that was when I accidentally bought Teletubbies for my daughter and her PsOne. I'm almost in tears!!

... I'm angry!!

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P.S. I'm talking about Tempest... of course...
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WladimZappo wrote:OH... MY... GOD!!!

I have to say that this is the worst conversion of any arcade game I have ever played. And that this is the worst "reimagining" of any arcade game I have ever played. And I have played many. My apologies to anyone, if there are any, on this forum that workes on that piece if C**P, but this... thing should be banned from any place it dared to rear it's ugly head. And on top of that, to only give TWO levels away as a demo!! That's just an extra insult. And that... what do they call it... their own little try at an asses of fire mode - totally unplayable! The last time I felt like that was when I accidentally bought Teletubbies for my daughter and her PsOne. I'm almost in tears!!

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God, you're fast!! I edited my post immediately!!

God, you're fast.

Yes, tempest, of course...

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Ratsoap wrote:Anyone know whats happening with SWOS? There has been talk of a pretty major bug that disconnects you from live when the game loads.

I tried to download it and it weren't there. Seems like someone made a booboo.
Interesting bit about the game on Major Nelson:
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The 'enhanced' mode of Tempest is pure comedy, it's so shit it's untrue.
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Jamie wrote:The 'enhanced' mode of Tempest is pure comedy, it's so shit it's untrue.
Still better than SG, according to OXM.... :lol:
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Sticks stuff up on the advertising boards around the pitch. Bit like the ones in Crackdown.
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Flabio wrote:Sticks stuff up on the advertising boards around the pitch. Bit like the ones in Crackdown.
I actually quite like that idea. For a football game it's about as appropriate as ingame ads get.
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Looks like the wrong build of SWOS got pushed out.
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matt303 wrote:Looks like the wrong build of SWOS got pushed out.
Yeah.

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