WHORING FOR SHEEP

[Jac]

Rumours have reached the ears of The Baaank of Woolitch that threats are being made against the stability of the sheepie. As a representative of the aforementioned baaank, I am here to officially deneighhhh these rumours. The sheepie has never been firmer despite attempts in some (hind)quarters to encourage a run on the maaarket.

Wahhhhhhh, my sheepies aren't very stable. Barry, Harry and Garry, the ones on top of the bedroom TV, keep falling over, and Molly keeps falling off the bookshelf (which is quite cool because she baaaaaas as she falls). I believe I am afflicted with Kamikaze Sheep (the Ovine Wind), and am contemplating taking steps to prevent further falls by sticking Velcro to all sheepie-supporting surfaces.

Oh, and this is my 100th post, wooohooo! Another sheepie!

[Elizian]

<snip>Oh, and this is my 100th post, wooohooo! Another sheepie!

Awww ... Fluffy sheepies

[Spirit]

contemplating taking steps to prevent further falls by sticking Velcro to all sheepie-supporting surfaces.

Any talk about fluffy things and velcro always brings to mind the scene in Gremlins 2 where a gremlin is torchering gizmo by sticking velcro to him and pulling it back off, always makes me smile (poor gizmo)

[shobet_mawr]

My sheep has been called Larry II ever since he came along. (Larry I is the one in the pic (who was at Retrovision).) Further sheep will naturally be Larries III, IV, V and VI...

This mononomination does not extend to the huge number of kapokians* living in my house, who each have different names.

* "Beings filled with Kapok" aka plushies

Sheep namer extraordinaire, me!

mononomination? isn't that an old muppet song,

mononomination ba ba ba da ba
mononomination ba ba da ba...

[shobet_mawr]

Ohh shit it just slipped out...

Said the actress to the Bishop!



*cough* I'll get me coat......

Ohhh watch it or the vicar will want more crumpet!

[SimonB]

Oooh, matron, no.


Simon

Song of the day: Steve Hillage - Still Golden

[shobet_mawr]

Oh I do wish that Keneth Williams was still alive!
And Hatty Jakes oh what a woman

[Elk]

ooooooooh yer are awfulllll!

[shobet_mawr]

ooooooooh yer are awfulllll!

But I like you

Oh If only Dick Emery was still on the telly

[moobaa]

After initially participating in the initial sheep-prostitution that this thread inspired, I have since recanted my slutty ways - mainly because everyone else can apparently demean themselves for little bits of sheep far better than I.

Therefore, I announce my intention to not further participate in this act, which may well have been the inspiration for the TMBG song "The Big Big Whoredom", if only it had actually taken place before the song was written, rather than now (and in the future, as this post may well perpetuate).

Oh, and please note the following -

[shobet_mawr]

feeling baaaad about your participation in the sheeepies for posts scandal?

[Elizian]

After initially participating in the initial sheep-prostitution that this thread inspired, I have since recanted my slutty ways - mainly because everyone else can apparently demean themselves for little bits of sheep far better than I.

Therefore, I announce my intention to not further participate in this act, which may well have been the inspiration for the TMBG song "The Big Big Whoredom", if only it had actually taken place before the song was written, rather than now (and in the future, as this post may well perpetuate).

Oh, and please note the following -

You can't pull the wool over our naughty bits as easily as that, you know. Do ewe think we were lambed yesterday? Were you, perchance, expecting the happy arrival of a second fluffy sheepie upon the occasion of your 50th post?
I thought as much

Why, I need fewer posts than you before my next sheepie arrives .... Oh, bugger!!

[Spirit]

I need even fewer!

[Elk]

this thread is getting out of hand...

baaaaa!

[Muttley]

this thread is getting out of hand...

baaaaa!

This thread is getting so long, I'm going to be able knit a nice fluffy, wooly jumper soon!

Muttley