WHORING FOR SHEEP

Elizian · Post by **Elizian** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 2:29 pm 0

nitebycandlelite wrote:I'm quite good at table tennis in real life though.

I could tell that from your stance at the table, the way you held your racket ...

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 2:34 pm 0

I could tell that from your stance at the table, the way you held your racket ...

In his teeth no less!!

SimonB · Post by **SimonB** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 3:51 pm 0

Elk wrote: (err.. is this a bit mad?)

No worse than anything that has occurredin the previous 37 pages.

Simon

Song of the day: Rock City Angels - Ya Gotta Swear

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:00 pm 0

It's madness like this that keeps us sane.

Now, anyone care to tell me why Mariah Carey still has a career?

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:06 pm 0

You haven't seen her latest video then

Coffin / Nail / screaming music has been.

It's one thing for a rap artist to have anonymous bimbos hanging on their arm - it's another for said bimbo to make their own video of them hanging on the arm of the rap artist. What's the point!

shobet_mawr · Post by **shobet_mawr** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:07 pm 0

Jac wrote:It's madness like this that keeps us sane.

Now, anyone care to tell me why Mariah Carey still has a career?

Her chest

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:47 pm 0

Her chest

Why? Is it hairy?

SimonB · Post by **SimonB** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:48 pm 0

shobet_mawr wrote:
Jac wrote:It's madness like this that keeps us sane.

Now, anyone care to tell me why Mariah Carey still has a career?

Her chest

Well it certainly isn't her face or voice.

Simon

Song of the day: Rock City Angels - Ya Gotta Swear

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:51 pm 0

I accidentally set our burglar alarm off about 3 mins before posting that question. Any connection is purely deliberate.

SimonB · Post by **SimonB** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 5:53 pm 0

RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG

Woooop, woooop woooop etc

Simon

Song of the day: Rock City Angels - Ya Gotta Swear

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 9:38 pm 0

Beware of things on stairs
Fresh Prince of Bel-Airs
Parties for Tupperwares
Hairs.

I once knew a man from nantucket
Naturally.

A rude awakening, one morning I had.
A man, unannounced, had fallen outside.
His head was all crooked, his legs they were broke,
I'd swore and thought that he was dead, until the man,
unannounced,
curiously said - "Penny for the guy, a quid that's to you"
Bugger off, I said, he said "that'll do".

It's 21 oh oh oh oh chooo thirty. Thirty? Shirty - Thirsty!
Nonsence? or None Sense, No cents, Nonce Sense. Hurty.

Warwick, a professor of illogic intense.
Marmaduke, a film shortly no doubt.
Monty Python the musical showing at theatres near you.
And me. On a pea. With a flute - tootleloot.

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 9:39 pm 0

Well, that cleared the palate.

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 9:52 pm 0

Every fish is an aspiring stand up comic
but they have some basic problems
like they don't speak English
or any other major language
Except German
And only the trout speak German

and if you spoke their language
you wouldn't get their jokes
because they're full of obscure references to the aquatic artworld

But worst of all
They can't stand up

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 9:53 pm 0

Jac · Post by **Jac** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 9:59 pm 0

it's a Kenny Young and the Eggplants song (well, a bit of it). They're fantastic and I recommend them to anyone. Wonderfully mad stuff.

They're writing me a song about sheep soon.