WHORING FOR SHEEP

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 7:13 am 0

I once knew a masochist who liked nothing better than a freezing cold shower every morning.

So he always had a hot one.

H.
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Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 7:15 am 0

I wrote:I should probably keep going. I think I'm getting close now.

I could swear I've heard that line before.

H.
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ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 9:09 am 0

Harlequin wrote:I once knew a masochist who liked nothing better than a freezing cold shower every morning.

So he always had a hot one.

Reminds me of a joke my English teacher used to tell us:

A sadist walks into a bar and shouts "Is there a masochist here?". One person jumps up shouting "Me!". They both leave.

Later that evening, things are getting rather hot and sweaty. That masochist is lying there naked and covered in oil, tied spreadeagled to the bed. The sadist is stood there in a mask and thigh length kinky boots. Suddenly the sadist pulls out a long leather whip. Overcome, the masochist screams ... "Hit me, hit me!"

And the sadist says...

"NO!"

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:28 pm 0

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:30 pm 0

OOohhhhh...

I just got a mail from a friend who is visiting Chillie. He said he has bought me a llama wooly sweater witha hood and a zip for only 15 quid!!

Cooooollllll... Im a happy Elk...

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:30 pm 0

the number

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:31 pm 0

of the beast 666 posts on this thread now!!

Spirit · Post by **Spirit** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:33 pm 0

Not any more hehehehehe

Elk · Post by **Elk** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:44 pm 0

Hey there nitebycandlelite I just loooooooooooooooove yer new Avatar!

Post by **Muttley** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:55 pm 0

668: The neighbour of the beast!!

Muttley

Post by **Muttley** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:56 pm 0

Muttley wrote:668: The neighbour of the beast!!

Muttley

Bollox! Elk got in first!

Muttley

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 3:57 pm 0

Elk wrote:Hey there nitebycandlelite I just loooooooooooooooove yer new Avatar!

Ta

I just got fed up with the (non)dancing chicken... he was supposed to dance, but when I tried to shrink him he stopped, and just stood there cocking his leg. This time, I got someone else to do the animation for me...

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:02 pm 0

In order -

My old avatar, fullsized...

What I think of Redevil...

A picture of my hair from a couple of years back.

Random, eh?

ekendrick · Post by **ekendrick** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:07 pm 0

Didn't realise your avatar had changed, but did catch myself just staring at it earlier saying to myself "god - wish I could draw like that!".

Beautiful.

Boing.

Boing.

Boing.

strawdonkey · Post by **strawdonkey** » Fri Nov 08, 2002 4:09 pm 0

ekendrick wrote:Boing.

Whee!

ekendrick wrote:Boing.

Whee!

ekendrick wrote:Boing.

Whee!