Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[piku]

Is this the thread that won't die? Someone jiggle the flush handle and I'll go get the bog brush.

[StarshipUK]

Mmmm. Yummy.

[The Caffeine Kid]

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-unblock-a-toilet

[fro]

I don't like pooing in friends' houses, because I worry that I'll produce an enormous shit and then find that they've got a really rubbish toilet with some trick to using the flush and I'll have to ask for instructions.

[Hajile]

My arse is brilliant. It's occasionally capable of producing logs so big that they do not fit in the watery part of my bog and lie there crawling up the bowl like a fox's tail.

Then again, on occasion when I have eaten something perhaps a little too spicy, it rebels, and I have dubbed the ensuing chaos as 'Downloading a shit torrent.'

Like a dirty waterfall it is. Sometimes it feels like someone has removed the bottom part of my spine afterwards...

[piku]

Different water hardness affects my ability to do satisfying shits. Hard water blocks me up for days, then suddenly not only is the train at the station, but so is the entire shunting yard and associated depots.

[Foozwah]

I'm at a friend's house now, and I just took a huge dump in their loo whilst thinking about Meow.

(It's okay M, it flushed just fine, and they were none the wiser. Well, not until I walked back into the living room and said, "My ghod, I just dropped a grogan so big it came with its own postcode!)

[Phineasfool]

My mate once went 7 days without going to the loo

We were boating on the Norfolk Broads and he didn't fancy using the dinky little on board toilet. After a couple of days we dared him to do the week!

I went 10 days without going once. It was while I was in basic training for the military.

[ThetaReactor]

Christ, I would have sworn I'd replied to this one.

Anywho:

I poo at friends' houses. Sometimes I vomit in the toilet, sometimes in the grass. Sometimes I piss on the derelict car in the yard. Sometimes I rub one out in the restroom at work, sometimes on the aforementioned friends' couches whilst sleeping over. Sometimes I'll roll a joint whilst taking a shit and reading the latest gaming mag. I am not a shameful shitter. I can poo in public restrooms while other people are present. Sometimes I speak to them. Sometimes I pass them TP, because I am a nice person. Sometimes I piss off the side of a truck while dead drunk and going 60mph down the road. Urine kinda atomizes at those velocities...

[piku]

Right now, at this very moment I am sat on Amy's toilet having just emptied myself. There is bog roll and we are chatting over Google Talk.

Isn't the Internet great, allowing us to share those most intimate moments while they are happening.

Don't let Amy use your bog though, she'll use all the toilet paper (I think she builds a nest from it or something) and block it. How it all fits in her is a mystery to me.

[amanset]

So where does everyone stand on poos at work?

I've done two this morning. Sticky ones too. Both required use of the bog brush after the initial flush.

[aureole]

For her degree, my sister worked on a stomach ward at the hospital. They had a patient there that was refusing to poo out of spite. She'd had about a months worth backed up, and everytime she burped you could smell the shit. You have to respect that determination.

[Wibble]

Needless to say, if "yours" stinks so bad that you worry about dumping it then your diet's not the healthiest.

Bill

[piku]

So where does everyone stand on poos at work?

I try not to, it's hard getting poo off your feet.

[IronGiant]

This thread deserves some kind of award .......... not sure WHAT kind mind you ..........