International RV Jolly 11-13 May 07 + Pix Thread
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I'm your mum's dad.Vintage matt wrote:Your Mum
Fucking top weekend that was
In no particular order, "mad props" go to:
* Markie, without whom the whole thing wouldn't have happened to begin with!
* beerman for sharing the cost of hotel room and car trip with me
* peter_cushion for being a generally top bloke
* Twisted_Scrote for being as nice a chap in real life as he is on the intertubes (and for playing me at Gamegear Micro Machines! Not enough people did that
* oxo for giving everyone a right laugh with that radio controlled plane business
* amy and bog for being their usual selves
* piku for interjecting in a comedy manner wherever and whenever it was required
* Spoony and Spoongoddess for an entire festival of Yourmummery
* ladybird and dom for being generally ace
* Vintage_matt for contributing to the yourmummery, and for giving me a truly excellent nickname
* gribbles for setting up this forum
* exobuzz for taking one of those Amiga keyboards off my hands, and for bringing the Vectrex! VECTREX VECTREX VECTREX *rubs thighs frantically in a Vic Reeves stylee*
* the 3 randoms who came in on Saturday night. The following ensued:
randoms: There seem to be a lot of videogames in here
me: Yes, that's kind of what we do. This is an event, you see.
randoms: Why is there a man in face paint?
me: That's Markie, he paints himself up like Ming the Merciless.
randoms: That's awesome.
*idle chatter about videogames follows*
random: What was that old portable system where you had the game where you could do surfing? Was that the Game Gear?
me: No, that would be California Games on the Atari Lynx.
randoms: The Lynx! Yeah! That Sega one was cool too, what was that called?
me: The Game Gear. It was ace, and I've got one upstairs. Do you like racing games?
randoms: Shit yeah!
me: OK hold on *fetches Game Gear*
*me and randoms proceed to play each other at Micro Machines for an hour or so, and they're disturbingly good... better than any of the YakYak'ers, sorry lads and ladettes
annnnddd....
* everyone else for, well, being llamasofties
and I'm glad I managed to avoid Stalag Nanford this time
<Vintage matt> What the fuck does cheese even do?
<Vintage matt> It does nothing except fuck you up!
<Vintage matt> It does nothing except fuck you up!
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My musings of a geek convention:
*meeting up with the regular Gears of War veterans scrote, worm and bog. Just as much fun as they are on-line - only taller.
*Scrote's pal 'drew' - seemed a bit overwhelmed by the whole thing at times 'What so I can just go and have a go on any of these games?' 'Yeah - that's what they're all here for.' 'Cool.' massive Sensible Soccer session ensues.
*Drinking cups of vodka and coke in beerman/leekfiend HQ until only Jesus knows when
*Chatting with Zzap64 at the bar. He is Bruce Campbell. He fucking is.
*Talking to Betamax in the beergarden 'So what you're saying is that you're more compact and better quality than others - but you've been sadly neglected for a cheaper alternative?'
*Guitar Hero II - 2 player. First ever go on this - been deliberately avoiding it as I knew it would just consume me. It has.
*Space Giraffe ''Moo! Moo!''
*Vectrex
*That games cabinet - 'How many games are on this thing?' 'About 10,000' *does not compute*
*Worm's Spectrum DS - bottom screen keyboard, top screen Jetpac!
*Wii sports - been deliberately avoiding this too as I knew it would just consume me. It has.
*Shouting 'Minter You Cunt' with a roomful of geeks
*Finding all the answers to all the big questions with Markie, Bog, worm, etc. only to lose them when distracted by the last orders bell at 1am
*Meeting Yak and Giles and chatting to them at length about what I know not. I do remember talking with some authority about farming at one point - a subject completely alien to me.
*Singstar + booze + misplaced confidence=a very real hell
*Just going up to people, check the name badge, 'So you're *random Yakker*! Ace.' *instant friend*

*meeting up with the regular Gears of War veterans scrote, worm and bog. Just as much fun as they are on-line - only taller.
*Scrote's pal 'drew' - seemed a bit overwhelmed by the whole thing at times 'What so I can just go and have a go on any of these games?' 'Yeah - that's what they're all here for.' 'Cool.' massive Sensible Soccer session ensues.
*Drinking cups of vodka and coke in beerman/leekfiend HQ until only Jesus knows when
*Chatting with Zzap64 at the bar. He is Bruce Campbell. He fucking is.
*Talking to Betamax in the beergarden 'So what you're saying is that you're more compact and better quality than others - but you've been sadly neglected for a cheaper alternative?'
*Guitar Hero II - 2 player. First ever go on this - been deliberately avoiding it as I knew it would just consume me. It has.
*Space Giraffe ''Moo! Moo!''
*Vectrex
*That games cabinet - 'How many games are on this thing?' 'About 10,000' *does not compute*
*Worm's Spectrum DS - bottom screen keyboard, top screen Jetpac!
*Wii sports - been deliberately avoiding this too as I knew it would just consume me. It has.
*Shouting 'Minter You Cunt' with a roomful of geeks
*Finding all the answers to all the big questions with Markie, Bog, worm, etc. only to lose them when distracted by the last orders bell at 1am
*Meeting Yak and Giles and chatting to them at length about what I know not. I do remember talking with some authority about farming at one point - a subject completely alien to me.
*Singstar + booze + misplaced confidence=a very real hell
*Just going up to people, check the name badge, 'So you're *random Yakker*! Ace.' *instant friend*
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