Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

[Zoot]

"Explore her Garden with your Snake"

I had to admit that, as well as making me laugh, I had to admire the inventiveness of that!

[Spoongod]

"Explore her Garden with your Snake"

I had to admit that, as well as making me laugh, I had to admire the inventiveness of that!

Sounds a bit creationist to me...

[Harlequin]

There is a little mess in your pants - change it to a big order.

[super charlie]

I've just got:

Like Santa in December we bring you mega member

which i like for a couple of reasons, but mostly because it rhymes.
Also, Santa has never increased the size of my genitalia, have i been missing something all these years?

Cheers
Charlie

[Little stoned kiwi]

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/s ... _threatens

[Baggypants]

Inbox Lols

[Mqark]

Sort of related to this thread:

Exploratory e-mails

I just don’t get it. Why do I get e-mails that contain random copy and nothing else from fictitious people but they’ve gone to the effort of using a subject title that’s supposed to make you read the message.
I thought if a message has been tagged with a read request (I assume to check it’s a valid active account so they can spam the hell out of you) that outlook would pop up a dialog box asking you to confirm the read request?

Otherwise unless this is some kind of exercise in awakening the sleeper agent in me – I just don’t know what the point of this cryptic message was.

[defsdoor]

They are attempts to screw up the scoring of bayesian analysis so that future SPAM might score comparatively less and pass.

[Istar]

Exploratory email: send to random address, wait for bounceback, no bounceback = valid address = profit!

[Mqark]

Exploratory email: send to random address, wait for bounceback, no bounceback = valid address = profit!

Oh Yippee - guess I should look forward to yet more spam then. Will there ever be a solution?

[funkstar]

Honest phishers don't make promises they can't hold: "RE PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS OF USD$1.5 ONLY"

[Portland]

Mel received the tempting offer:

Become her passionate lion (which we found amusing)

Take this and being in bed with you will be like being in the center of a hurricane. (not quite as amusing)

[Harlequin]

flogging the dolphin with free sex tube that I have

[adam]

Get oak firmness with women

From: "Ayotunde Ashford" <Ayotunde@yahoo.com>To: testshoot@yoyyo.biz

Make your love locomotive enter her tunnel on a full speed.

http://autrhj.raslopersoile.com/?15614562

Fill your bed partner's brain with the excitement and satisfaction.

[Harlequin]

Your embarrassment will go away together with your undeveloped tool.

Better "undeveloped" than absent, I would have thought.