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(o)(o) wrote: 5. Keen to point out nationalities of his personal carers, one of whom is from the EUrope so they haven't all be thrown home.
It was a nurse from New Zealand that saved his life and nursed him back to health. The local media says so.
Thought he paid tribute to both.
Either way lucky to have them there to look after him so well
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They weren't there for him though, and the propaganda isn't here for them.
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snaff wrote:
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merman wrote:Priti Patel can't even read a number off a piece of paper.

And "I'm sorry people think there have been failings" is what passes for an apology from a Tory.

Boris being discharged from hospital on Easter Sunday? Tory spin.
We've also now had "I’m incredibly sorry that people feel they are not able to get this equipment" from Matt Hancock. Seems like "sorry that people feel" is the official standard non-apology template.
It's not the job of ministers to order in supplies. It's the fat cat NHS managers who didn't do their job.
Ministers set policy. That decides what managers do or do not order.

A 2016 exercise to prepare for a flu pandemic found that the NHS was underprepared and under-equipped. So the ministers had three years to put that right. Did they? No, they cheered and applauded in Parliament because they blocked a pay rise for nurses.
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Just noticed.

Worldometer now has "N/A" for the UK's recoveries column to avoid confusion and the drawing of wrong conclusions. As leaving the never-changing 135 there does give the wrong initial impressions and leads to spurious maths.

But it also makes it stand out. That the UK is the only major nation on the planet that, for reasons still never explained, is not bothering to report this metric at all.

(And, as I've said before, if they don't like it being labelled "recoveries" - lest that be a premature declaration, with the possibility of "re-activation" floating around - then just be more specific: "covid-19-related hospital discharges". Folks what got tested at hospital, were positive, got better, tested negative and then were discharged from hospital. You know, like Boris. So, I guess, that makes it at least 136 now, right?)
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VNVObit wrote:
Little stoned kiwi wrote:
(o)(o) wrote: 5. Keen to point out nationalities of his personal carers, one of whom is from the EUrope so they haven't all be thrown home.
It was a nurse from New Zealand that saved his life and nursed him back to health. The local media says so.
Thought he paid tribute to both.
Either way lucky to have them there to look after him so well
And the one fm Europe left his own country during the austerity policy, just like tons of other nurses. We lost a vey high percentage of all the recent graduates at that time.


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France progressively ending the lock down as of May 11. Here they are saying May too but without a date.
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KlaxonCow wrote:Just noticed.

Worldometer now has "N/A" for the UK's recoveries column to avoid confusion and the drawing of wrong conclusions. As leaving the never-changing 135 there does give the wrong initial impressions and leads to spurious maths.
What number are they giving out? Active cases is calculated by subtracting recoveries and deaths from the total number of diagnosed cases. If they are withholding recoveries are they withholding the total cases or active.cases as well?
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Little stoned kiwi wrote:
KlaxonCow wrote:Just noticed.
Worldometer now has "N/A" for the UK's recoveries column to avoid confusion and the drawing of wrong conclusions. As leaving the never-changing 135 there does give the wrong initial impressions and leads to spurious maths.
What number are they giving out? Active cases is calculated by subtracting recoveries and deaths from the total number of diagnosed cases. If they are withholding recoveries are they withholding the total cases or active.cases as well?
Total and Active Cases continue to be updated daily. The more recent portion of the Active Cases graph for the U.K., however, does appear to be steeper than that for countries with more total cases, suggesting that recoveries might not be being subtracted.
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KlaxonCow wrote:Just noticed.
Worldometer now has "N/A" for the UK's recoveries column to avoid confusion and the drawing of wrong conclusions. As leaving the never-changing 135 there does give the wrong initial impressions and leads to spurious maths.
What number are they giving out? Active cases is calculated by subtracting recoveries and deaths from the total number of diagnosed cases. If they are withholding recoveries are they withholding the total cases or active.cases as well?
Total and Active Cases continue to be updated daily. The more recent portion of the Active Cases graph for the U.K., however, does appear to be steeper than that for countries with more total cases, suggesting that recoveries might not be being subtracted.
If you look at other countries on that website, then they have a couple of "summary" boxes at the top that gives the total cases and active cases.

But because the UK is not supplying recovery data, then these boxes are missing on the UK page.

Presumably because, yes, you would work out "active cases" by taking "total cases" and subtracting recoveries and deaths, but as there is no recovery data forthcoming from the UK government, they can't calculate "active cases" reliably, so they've just removed those boxes from the UK page completely.

There is an "active cases" graph on that page, but doing the "total cases - deaths" calculation, the "active cases" seems to be just sightly less than that, suggesting that it's only subtracting deaths (and some of the known recovery data, which was obtained indirectly - e.g. Brits on cruise ships or in other countries, declared "recovered" by another government and who've returned to the UK since). So that graph appears to be an attempt to work out "active cases" without officially having the required data from the UK government.

Because, surely, we're many weeks on from the start of the graph and there must now be a population of "recovered" from earlier hospital cases.

I mean, we know of one for sure: Prime Minister Boris Johnson.

(And, actually, though Prince Charles and Matt Hancock self-isolated, rather than went to hospital, they tested positive - so, presumably, are in the "total cases" - but we're assured they've now recovered. Hancock especially - he's been leading most of the press briefings that Raab hasn't lead. So I guess we can up the number to 3 "recovered", at a minimum.)


Does anyone use Twitter? I'm wondering if it's worth dropping a tweet to Laura Kuenssberg (or the ITV / Sky equivalents), asking them if, for the next daily briefing, they'd ask whichever minister is leading it why the UK is seemingly the only nation on planet Earth that's refusing to officially give out these numbers?

I mean, as the UK policy is to only test at hospitals - itself already a controversial enough policy - then surely the hospital knows how many admissions it's got and how many discharges there's been (basic administration of a ward to know how many people are on it at any one time, to keep track of your capacity). So why can't we have the "covid-19-related hospital discharge" numbers, as they must implicitly be being kept?

(I'm worried this is some "nudge unit" bollocks to not give out "recovered" numbers, so folks only get the scary death toll and, in fear, comply with the lockdown measures. It's got all the hallmarks of their kind of thinking and it would explain why only the UK's doing this, of every nation on Earth, because only we're bizarrely paying more attention to academic "behavioural" half-science than we are to some really basic practical outbreak management and common sense.

Sorry, I'm not enamoured of the "nudge unit" because they fall foul of the same problem I have with Plato's "Noble Lie". The problem being, if you know that the "noble mythology" is bollocks, then it stops working on you. In his "Republic", Plato gives an example of a Noble Lie. Slight problem - he's introduced the myth as being a Noble Lie. If you know that it's a lie and complete bollocks, then it no longer works, no matter how "noble". And, as we know they've got a "nudge unit" guiding things, then we know that what we're being given is psychological manipulation (and, oh look, if we compare UK behaviour to any other country that's not doing this shit, we can see exactly how they're trying to manipulate us by seeing what they're doing that we're not - ergo, their mental trickery stops working, as we now know that bit of the narrative is actually just manipulative bollocks).

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KlaxonCow wrote:Okay, scientist YouTuber has done the maths and graphed it for us.

This is tricky, I agree with the general point (stay in lockdown, lives first and economy second) but the video is ridden with misunderstanding of basic terms, an economic model that makes no sense and the usual railing against THE MAN suppressing his PURE REASON AND LOGIC ignoring that posting reams of misogynistic shit will get you bumped out of search results.

It's like when Piers Morgan backs the NHS, you agree with the overall point but you really don't want him on your side.
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New Zealand's 28 day lockdown finishes on the 22nd. The government is going to announce if and how we leave it on the 20th. I expect it will need another two weeks to really be effective, the stats are improving but it's still out there and on a stronger footing than when we started.
There's a lot of stories in the media about the economy though. Such as how an extension will push unemployment to 28% etc, etc. Painting a picture that it will be worse to stay in lockdown than leave. Then of course there's the housing market, they don't want that bubble to burst...
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Well, Macron's speech last night was interesting.

France *may* be starting to come out of lockdown on the 11th of May. That does not mean "back to normal", it means that you may be able to go back to work. No bars, restaurants, hotels, cinemas, etc until *at least* mid June.

On the 11th, they are planning to have the capacity to be able to test everyone presenting symptoms. Not "everyone", only those presenting symptoms. Borders with non-european countries stay closed until further notice. Schools should start progressively from the 11th, higher education not until after the summer.

There will be much shaking of the magic money tree.

So much for France and its overseas territories. However, he also spoke about Africa. "Massive cancellation of African debt" along with logistical and medical help.

He also mentioned that people should be paid according to their use to society.

Macron, remember, is a fierce free-marketeer, not afraid to force through unpopular laws in the face of public outcry. I think he's realised that if he doesn't publicly discover the benefits of socialism, he's gonna get lynched.
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tufty wrote:Well, Macron's speech last night was interesting.

France *may* be starting to come out of lockdown on the 11th of May. That does not mean "back to normal", it means that you may be able to go back to work. No bars, restaurants, hotels, cinemas, etc until *at least* mid June.

On the 11th, they are planning to have the capacity to be able to test everyone presenting symptoms. Not "everyone", only those presenting symptoms. Borders with non-european countries stay closed until further notice. Schools should start progressively from the 11th, higher education not until after the summer.

There will be much shaking of the magic money tree.

So much for France and its overseas territories. However, he also spoke about Africa. "Massive cancellation of African debt" along with logistical and medical help.

He also mentioned that people should be paid according to their use to society.

Macron, remember, is a fierce free-marketeer, not afraid to force through unpopular laws in the face of public outcry. I think he's realised that if he doesn't publicly discover the benefits of socialism, he's gonna get lynched.
The free market in votes will be for people over business the next time he faces the polls.

So he's staying true to his principles
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gravy wrote:So he's staying true to his principles
True.
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gravy wrote:It's like when Piers Morgan backs the NHS, you agree with the overall point but you really don't want him on your side.
I know what you mean.

But, you know, he's the guy who's doing the spreadsheets and graphs and simulations, in order to make the important points that need to be made. He's got the video to be linked. If you know of any alternatives...?

Yes, his economic analysis seemed a tad on the simplistic side. But I think the gist of it holds.

The way I'd put it is that "lockdown + a few more weeks to be sure < two full lockdowns". If restrictions are lifted too early and the virus re-emerges, then we'll be forced back into a full lockdown all over again. This would surely be more time with the economy out of action to do two (or more) sets of months-long lockdowns, than extending the current lockdown just a bit longer to be absolutely sure that it can't just instantly start its exponential growth all over again.

Also, I don't think it would work.

I'm reminded of Boris's week of "dither and delay" when he insisted that he wouldn't ban mass gatherings. The next day, all major sporting leagues and associations cascaded with cancellations, postponements and shut up shop anyway. Events were cancelled or pushed back to the end of the year or rescheduled for next year. When Boris finally officially banned mass gatherings, there simply weren't any left running to ban.

I think that they were all going to cancel and postpone anyway - because you can't seriously run events, and the economy in general, with this shit actively going on - but they were solely waiting to see if the government would say so first. Because, you know, insurance and stuff. If the government bans it, then there's the possibility of compensation and all that. But Boris didn't say it, so they all went ahead with their plans anyway. Because they were always going to shut up shop - it's simply not feasible from a commercial perspective to continue, much less from a moral angle - but, financially, it makes a difference if Boris orders it or they do it themselves voluntarily.

By Thursday, the UK government has to decide if the initial three weeks of lockdown needs to be extended. Can you imagine if Raab actually said "all restrictions have been lifted, and everything's back to normal again"? I don't know about you, but I'm not going anywhere. The Premier League is not going to say "oh, okay, it's fine for us to now put our players, who we pay millions of pounds, and all those fans back into harm's way, because ol' Dominic said so".

You can't feasibly operate an economy - definitely not at full speed - in this climate, as much as we might desperately want to get back to doing so.

As I've suggested before, imagine you've got an office with, say, 100 people in it. If one person walks in with SARS 2 - perfectly unaware, as they're asymptomatic right now - then - bang! - it spreads round the office like wildfire. And then you've got the whole office in off sick in self-isolation. Some of those employees, tragically, might not ever come back. Forcing them back into work when it's fundamentally unsafe to do so is a dumb move - economically, as well as morally - because one "virus bomb" going off in the middle of the office, and you've got NO-ONE working for you for at least a week. But if you let these guys work from home, then they might not be quite so productive (depends on the work, though, as it really makes no difference in my line of work, as I remote into servers to do pretty much everything, whether I'm in the office or not) but at least you've still got most, if not all, of those 100 people still doing work for you that brings in some kind of cashflow.

Indeed, I accuse those who lament "But what about the economy?!?" of actually being the ones who're insufficiently thinking about the economy enough. It's not just psychopathic, it's bad business. Because you might not give two flying fucks about your employees - but, for the continued operation of your business, you must give a fuck that you've actually still got employees, who're actually able to do work for you, or how does anything actually get done?

Like I said before, if they'd thought about the economy way harder than they did, then they might have made the calculus that, actually, if the entire world had closed all borders, stopped all international flight and passenger ships, and all the rest of it a few weeks earlier - to keep the Chinese epidemic as a local epidemic and not a pandemic - then, sure, bailing out the airlines and the tourist industry and all of that would have been expensive.

But that expense would be as nothing compared to what we've now got, with half of humanity in lockdown, with governments everywhere having to pay 75-80% of wages, 80% of self-employed wages, excusing taxes and rents and mortgages, with no tax money coming in as all businesses are locked down and so on and so forth. And the dither and delay did not save you a single cent when it comes to hailing to bail out the airlines and the tourist industry and all that - because your delay bought us nothing, all international travel has necessarily and inevitably come to halt regardless.

Some earlier self-inflicted economic damage - to bring the situation under control fast - would have been massively, massively, massively cheaper for the world economy.

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gravy wrote:The free market in votes will be for people over business the next time he faces the polls.
Speaking of which, older people tend to vote conservative (and actually bother to vote), while younger people tend to be more liberal.

Have the world's conservatives - Trump, Boris, Macron, etc. - not realised yet that this virus is disproportionately targeting their voter base yet?
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