You're too used to computers when....

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You're too used to computers when....

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You've been leaning on the telly's power-switch for ages, thinking "That's way longer than four seconds...." before remembering that most household devices aren't ACPI-enabled.

D'oh.

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I always do that, but that's only because I'm indecisive.
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My middle finger tends to hunt for the non-existent scroll-wheel on my TV remote control when I'm reading Teletext.
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When I was painting my walls and I got some of the yellow on my white
ceiling I thought "Fuck, there's no undo!"
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you find yourself hunting for the little speaker icon when your mums lecturing you or the pause icon.
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You look for the "Shutdown" button when you go to close a book.
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When attempting a wank somewhere remote and techless, you suddenly find that your imagination has atrophied through a decade of neglect.
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Almost poking the underlined text in books...
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When you only ever use a pen to sign your name.
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goatboy wrote:When attempting a wank somewhere remote and techless, you suddenly find that your imagination has atrophied through a decade of neglect.
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When you spend five minutes trying to minimise the bit of paper propped against your monitor.
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When you see things you want to set as your desktop background.
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When you walk down the high-street with your optical overly identifying fonts on every sign and frontage you pass.

Hell, when you have an optical overlay.
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Post by Matrixxx »

When you are double clicking your tv remote.

When you are going though a photo album and expecting to see a list of page numbers along the bottom, and a NEXT > icon.

When you complain this audio CD does not contain 6 double albums.

When you start to write a letter and see in your minds eye an errant paperclip dancing by your right elbow.

When you are reading a magazine, see a pic you like, and look for the controls to zoom in !
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