Inane baanter or words of wisdom - you decide...
Bog
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by Bog » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:24 pm 0
You've been leaning on the telly's power-switch for ages, thinking "That's way longer than four seconds...." before remembering that most household devices aren't ACPI-enabled.
D'oh.
Toastontoast
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by Toastontoast » Mon Nov 06, 2006 11:26 pm 0
I always do that, but that's only because I'm indecisive.
nige
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by nige » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:06 am 0
My middle finger tends to hunt for the non-existent scroll-wheel on my TV remote control when I'm reading Teletext.
rowan
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Location: Notts.
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by rowan » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:11 am 0
When I was painting my walls and I got some of the yellow on my white
ceiling I thought "Fuck, there's no undo!"
PinkFearie
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by PinkFearie » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:15 am 0
you find yourself hunting for the little speaker icon when your mums lecturing you or the pause icon.
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Junosix
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by Junosix » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:18 am 0
You look for the "Shutdown" button when you go to close a book.
wicked skills
Governmentyard
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by Governmentyard » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:24 am 0
When attempting a wank somewhere remote and techless, you suddenly find that your imagination has atrophied through a decade of neglect.
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Kamineko
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by Kamineko » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:42 am 0
Almost poking the underlined text in books...
chub
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Location: In my head... or something
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by chub » Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:54 am 0
When you only ever use a pen to sign your name.
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guythp
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by guythp » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:10 am 0
goatboy wrote: When attempting a wank somewhere remote and techless, you suddenly find that your imagination has atrophied through a decade of neglect.
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Bog
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by Bog » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:15 am 0
When you spend five minutes trying to minimise the bit of paper propped against your monitor.
fro
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by fro » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:17 am 0
When you see things you want to set as your desktop background.
YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND
Bog
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by Bog » Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:20 am 0
When you walk down the high-street with your optical overly identifying fonts on every sign and frontage you pass.
Hell, when you have an optical overlay.
Darkflame
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by Darkflame » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:01 am 0
~sigh~
I want total,global, Augmented Reality already.
Matrixxx
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by Matrixxx » Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:18 am 0
When you are double clicking your tv remote.
When you are going though a photo album and expecting to see a list of page numbers along the bottom, and a NEXT > icon.
When you complain this audio CD does not contain 6 double albums.
When you start to write a letter and see in your minds eye an errant paperclip dancing by your right elbow.
When you are reading a magazine, see a pic you like, and look for the controls to zoom in !