Yak wrote:I must say I'm quite surprised by all the 360-knocking. It really sounds like someone gave them a bung to knock the 360...
Well, you're biased. There's an Ox involved..
What's probably not obvious is that is there's one way to heaven, then it's by buying a PS3 and all the games. There is the four noble truths of Sony.
1. There is suffering from not owning a PS3.
2. The cause of this suffering is desire for a console manfactured by those of cloven hoof and horns.
3. There is an end to suffering by relinquishing desire for the false chris..consoles and following the one true console.
4. And the way to a end of suffering is to get down to the shops and buying one now. Even if you have to push homeless people, little kids and tired beleagued parents out of the way..and following the Sony eightfold path.
This is:
1. Right view.
If you can't see a PS3 in your vision right now, keep looking around until you see one.
2. Right thought
If you're not thinking of a PS3 morning, noon and night, see a therapist.
3. Right speech
Talk about PS3 all the time. If your friends and family abandon you, then they are weak in the faith and you should associate with others whom believe as you do.
4. Right action
Right action is (1) Not wishing to harm Sony (2) To refrain from stealing income from Sony by not buying every product you can whenever the opportunity arises. (3) To avoid sexual acts that would stop you from using your PS3 (4) To refrain from saying things that are bad about the PS3 and Sony in general and (5) To refrain from
5. Right livelyhood
If you are working on other console or other jobs that might not be serving the PS3 or Sony's interests exclusively, then you are doing the wrong job. Rectify the situation.
6. Right effort
If thoughts of playing other console arises, then seek out and destroy these distractions with extreme prejudice.
7. Right mindfulness
Do not allow anything to distract your focus on the PS3, except the PS4 which will be out in four years..ish.
8. Right concentration
Withdraw from the world and play nothing but the PS3. Nothing else is important.
Don't forget the 10 console commandments as well:
1. Buy a PS3. 2. Buy a PS3 if you didn't before. 3 Buy a PS3 for people without one. 4. Buy a PS3 even if you do have one just in case. 5. Buy a PS3...
*slips ten grand into his pocket for a PR job well done*
"Observation is the path to understanding. Self-observation is the path to self-understanding."
