Is it just me or are people fucking thick?

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This very question gets a mention on Wikipedia - but it's due for deletion and i'm guessing it's probably because it's a nonsensical question.

However, they did have this to say.
Some clever clogs on Wikipedia wrote: The confusion surrounding the question most likely arises because the problem is poorly worded. While in the air there are only two forces which have any effect on an aircraft: pressure and friction with the surrounding gas. Ground speed is irrelevant. In the real world it is possible, with the right plane and a fast headwind, to have zero ground speed and stay in the air.
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WiredWorm wrote:

Yeah, but an aircraft carrier doesn't travel in the same direction as the aircraft taking off
Yes it does, into the wind, which increases the speed of the airflow over the wings of it's aircraft.
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phattslagg wrote:
kalmar wrote:
phattslagg wrote: Yes, there would be some rolling resistance, probably insignificant. Especially since the plane would have moved forwards off the treadmill in a the first few seconds.
But it's a 'magical' treadmill, so I think we can assume it will perfectly match the plane's wheel rotation at every stage of the process?
It's even more nonsensical when you add the word "magical" :)
The wheels still aren't anything to do with propelling the plane.
No, but they are to do with allowing the plane to be propelled. If the plane just had metal spikes which scraped across the tarmac, then takeoff would be a little more..interesting, wouldn't you say?
so here we have an idea of a better question.

"if you took the wheels and legs off a plane so it just sat on the ground. would it achieve lift?"

or to the logical extreme,

"can a plane hover?"

answer: no.
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phattslagg wrote:
kalmar wrote:
phattslagg wrote: Yes, there would be some rolling resistance, probably insignificant. Especially since the plane would have moved forwards off the treadmill in a the first few seconds.
But it's a 'magical' treadmill, so I think we can assume it will perfectly match the plane's wheel rotation at every stage of the process?
It's even more nonsensical when you add the word "magical" :)
The wheels still aren't anything to do with propelling the plane.
No, but they are to do with allowing the plane to be propelled. If the plane just had metal spikes which scraped across the tarmac, then takeoff would be a little more..interesting, wouldn't you say?
True, but it doesn't alter my point.
Also, ski-planes and water planes manage without wheels. Some gliders take off on a skid on grass. Wheels obviously have the lowest friction on tarmac though.
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Baggypants wrote: "if you took the wheels and legs off a plane so it just sat on the ground. would it achieve lift?"
Yes, if the engine was powerful enough and it survived the damage.
or to the logical extreme,

"can a plane hover?"

answer: no.
Answer, sort of. Gliders can achieve lift in the right conditions without moving forwards with respect to the ground. They can suddenly take off vertically (or more likely flip over) with a sudden gust of headwind, which is why they get tied down.
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zip accident wrote:Yes it does, into the wind, which increases the speed of the airflow over the wings of it's aircraft.
The direction was really the minor of the two points I was making (the velocity being more an issue) but you live and learn.

For some reason i'd got it in my head that they take off to the rear of the vessels but this picture quite clearly shows they launch to the bow.
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What this discussion needs is a magical wind tunnel.
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I have a question...

If I jump off a tall building and flap my arms very hard, will I look like a complete tool and fall to my death, or will I take off and hit the moon?
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kalmar wrote:
phattslagg wrote:
kalmar wrote:
phattslagg wrote: Yes, there would be some rolling resistance, probably insignificant. Especially since the plane would have moved forwards off the treadmill in a the first few seconds.
But it's a 'magical' treadmill, so I think we can assume it will perfectly match the plane's wheel rotation at every stage of the process?
It's even more nonsensical when you add the word "magical" :)
The wheels still aren't anything to do with propelling the plane.
No, but they are to do with allowing the plane to be propelled. If the plane just had metal spikes which scraped across the tarmac, then takeoff would be a little more..interesting, wouldn't you say?
True, but it doesn't alter my point.
Also, ski-planes and water planes manage without wheels. Some gliders take off on a skid on grass. Wheels obviously have the lowest friction on tarmac though.
Well, yes. But the whole point of this question is:

If one could completely negate the [rotation>forward movement] of the planes wheels using an admittedly non-existent technology, would the energy from the plane's engines be completely spent in that particular exchange, or would they still somehow create lift?
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kalmar wrote:
Baggypants wrote: "if you took the wheels and legs off a plane so it just sat on the ground. would it achieve lift?"
Yes, if the engine was powerful enough and it survived the damage.


how about if the plane has no wheels or legs and has a bloody great rope tied to the tail to restrict forwards motion so the only airflow is provided by the engine?

and as I'm trying to provide a real world example we'll say the plane is a cessna.

A no wheeld, no legged, bound-by-the-tail cessna. will it fly^H^H^H^H^H^^H^H? edit: achive lift.
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I'd like to answer the original question of the thread;
Is it just me or are people fucking thick?
Yes, yes they are. and they run the friggin' world!

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moosedude wrote:I'd like to answer the original question of the thread;
Is it just me or are people fucking thick?
Yes, yes they are. and they run the friggin' world!
That bit was rhetorical.
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What about an aircraft on a magical conveyor belt, with a cat strapped to a piece of buttered toast sitting on top?

Will it fly, hover, turn inside out or end the universe?
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Jedburgh wrote: That bit was rhetorical.
Really? Was it?
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Jimaroid wrote:What about an aircraft on a magical conveyor belt, with a cat strapped to a piece of buttered toast sitting on top?

Will it fly, hover, turn inside out or end the universe?
I'd say it would end the universe.

Not sure what would happen if it was margarine instead, though.
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