Stuff that REALLY annoys you.

piku · Post by **piku** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:52 am 0

My neighbours, coming back pissed out their tiny minds at 1:45 and deciding to play their music.

... and play with their dog and its squeaky toy.

The squeaky toy is actually quite funny. I'll be sat here doing something with the odd "squeeeek!" ... "eek!" "squeeee!" coming through the wall

I might go and post some CDs through their letterbox with "if you're going to keep me up all night, at least play something good" written on them

They like those MEGA BANGIN' HARDCORE DANCE ANTHEM 2009 cds unfortunately.

Kamineko · Post by **Kamineko** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:57 am 0

People who like stuff for no reason.

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:04 am 0

People who need a reason for liking stuff.

Muphex · Post by **Muphex** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:07 am 0

I'm waiting for the regular 4.00 am party that starts every fucking saturday with their possie. Now that might sound like i live in a bit of an iffy area I don't but unfortunately we've had a group move in downstairs who have realised that if the 4 of them get the 800 odd quid they need through benefit they can afford the two bedroom flat between them.

Given that i pay roughly the same for a fucking mortgage i am not too impressed by the current situation....knives and base ball bats are options at the moment as quietly asking them to tkeep the fucking noise down isn't helping.

Kon-Tiki · Post by **Kon-Tiki** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:11 am 0

Smokebombs

It could be that I still have a manual for making them lingering about somewhere

Just need some garden stumper. The rest's all stuff you find 'round the house

One well-aimed one and it's out they go

TheDuke · Post by **TheDuke** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:24 am 0

piku wrote:My neighbours, coming back pissed out their tiny minds at 1:45 and deciding to play their music.

... and play with their dog and its squeaky toy.

The squeaky toy is actually quite funny. I'll be sat here doing something with the odd "squeeeek!" ... "eek!" "squeeee!" coming through the wall

I might go and post some CDs through their letterbox with "if you're going to keep me up all night, at least play something good" written on them They like those MEGA BANGIN' HARDCORE DANCE ANTHEM 2009 cds unfortunately.

The last time my neighbour played her fucking Beyonce crap after midnight I frightened the shit out of her by playing some Skinny Puppy. Very loudly. All night. She got the message.

My pet hates:

Prince Of Wales Road: Haven of drunken chavs of a seriously low IQ and probably the most violent road in the county. "The KFC on Prince of Wales Road is probably worse than the Warsaw outlet" (taken from the Knowhere Guide and a very true statement). At least the Hades Bar is cool.

Pub staff who don't serve Guiness correctly. The same goes for Absinthe.

Twats who drive around in modded cars (like Corsas) like they think they'll be in The Fast and Furious. Fuck off. Fuck right off.

Television: Adverts (see below) every five minutes. If I watch something these days I'll download it.

Adverts: Nonsensical and overpretentious car adverts do my head in. As do sofa ads. And especially that wanker Howard from the Halifax.

Emos: Get a life and get laid. The "Woe Is Me" crap is just so, AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!

Could go on and on, but I'll stop there. It's for the best.

Muphex · Post by **Muphex** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:47 am 0

piku wrote:My neighbours, coming back pissed out their tiny minds at 1:45 and deciding to play their music.

... and play with their dog and its squeaky toy.

The squeaky toy is actually quite funny. I'll be sat here doing something with the odd "squeeeek!" ... "eek!" "squeeee!" coming through the wall

I might go and post some CDs through their letterbox with "if you're going to keep me up all night, at least play something good" written on them They like those MEGA BANGIN' HARDCORE DANCE ANTHEM 2009 cds unfortunately.

klf - chillout

Orbital The brown album

obvious choices

Kamineko · Post by **Kamineko** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:54 am 0

Somebody tell me how there can be new posts on a thread if I'm the last person to post on it.

supermonkeyworld · Post by **supermonkeyworld** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 9:43 am 0

disciple wrote:Oh I know. When people use the term "brigade" on the internets as a pre-emptive insult against anyone who might dare do disagree with what's the just been said.

"Brigade" is also interchangeable with "clique", "troll", and "fanboy".

piku · Post by **piku** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:01 am 0

TheDuke wrote: Twats who drive around in modded cars (like Corsas) like they think they'll be in The Fast and Furious. Fuck off. Fuck right off.

I just laugh at them. Nothing funnier than seeing some plastic-cladded box on wheels going "FAAAART! FAAAAAAARRRRT! *PFSSSHHHH* FAAAAARRRT!" up the road doing 35MPH. OOh your car sounds so powerful, please drive into that lamp-post for me.

Adverts: Nonsensical and overpretentious car adverts do my head in. As do sofa ads. And especially that wanker Howard from the Halifax.

Yeah, the art of selling stuff has gone downhill. Rather than saying "Buy this, it's good!" we're treated to mini films. The most pretentious one is that f*cking Chanel No 5 thing with Nicole Kidman in and some bloke. Just what the hell is going on there?! If you see it come on in a cinema, go away for fifteen minutes unless you want to see some of the most vomit-inducing wishy-washy nonsense ever.

I think going to the cinema is largely pointless now. First you're made to sit through HALF AN HOUR of adverts, then a special 2-3 hour long advert (oh, sorry, that's the film isn't it) before you can go home again.

Emos: Get a life and get laid. The "Woe Is Me" crap is just so, AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!

Nah, Emos need our support. They're delicate little (black) flowers, can't you see their suffering in this cruel and unjust world?

No, I can't either, let's make fun of them instead. They'll grow out of it.

Anyway, what happened to the goths? Don't see too many of the all-black trenchcoat wearing brigade (

) any more. They used to be a regular feature in town.

Harlequin · Post by **Harlequin** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:21 am 0

TheDuke wrote:Prince Of Wales Road: Haven of drunken chavs of a seriously low IQ and probably the most violent road in the county. "The KFC on Prince of Wales Road is probably worse than the Warsaw outlet" (taken from the Knowhere Guide and a very true statement). At least the Hades Bar is cool.

Curious. I've never had or seen any trouble on that road despite having frequently walked it at many times of day and night.

I'm also curious as to how one can tell if a person is a chav without knowing their personal details.

TheDuke wrote:Emos: Get a life and get laid. The "Woe Is Me" crap is just so, AAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!

Perhaps more generally: people among the top five to ten percent of the richest, safest, least stressed humans on the planet who manage to find something to rant and winge about every over month as if their existence were more insufferable than that of anyone else.

supermonkeyworld · Post by **supermonkeyworld** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:34 am 0

Celebratory posts about postcounts

** YAY 2000 POSTS!!!!!!!! ***

Kronos · Post by **Kronos** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:35 am 0

piku wrote:
TheDuke wrote: Twats who drive around in modded cars (like Corsas) like they think they'll be in The Fast and Furious. Fuck off. Fuck right off.
I just laugh at them. Nothing funnier than seeing some plastic-cladded box on wheels going "FAAAART! FAAAAAAARRRRT! *PFSSSHHHH* FAAAAARRRT!" up the road doing 35MPH. OOh your car sounds so powerful, please drive into that lamp-post for me.

it's great when you see them on the telly..

"How much did you pay for your Citroen Saxo?"
"About Â£4000"
"So how much did you spend moddin' it?"
"About Â£20000, worth every penny"

<Jim Carey> Laaaaa-h000000-zerrrrrr </Jim Carey>

But each to their own I guess, keeps them out of burgling our houses and in employment eh

illlogickill · Post by **illlogickill** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:47 am 0

Magix Music Maker 200x Deluxe :- You buy the boxed software from PCWorld, export a few tracks to an MP3 format, then comes the sting. Magix demand you spend more of your hard earned cash on software you've already bought, to allow you to export more MP3s! Fuck you Magix, Fuck you and your "Deluxe" crippleware! I'll export it as an OGG and convert it to MP3 with other software later...HAHHAHAHAHA...Cunts!

piku · Post by **piku** » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:52 am 0

And I would like to take this opportunity to remind all Saxo drivers that their cars contain the same innards as a Peugeot 106. OK so the engine might be a little more powerful, but that's about it.

My sister has a saxo, I have a 106. I can drive either car and not tell any difference (except the saxo will go up hills slightly better and feels less like it wants to go sideways round corners).

Pimp my Ride is funny. "Yo! We took a banged up old 84 cortina. Man this thing was the pits, it was like all yo I'm dead and all, and we souped it up with a complete home entertainment system. This thing has a popup 42 inch plasma display in the boot and every spare space filled with speakers. You'll go deaf just looking at this thing. WIcked man".