Wolf goes to pub

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Armed police are on the lookout for a wolf that has escaped from a Devon wildlife park.

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The wolf, called Parker, had escaped before several years ago.

"He was found near the pub and one of the keepers caught him by the neck and put him in the van"
Oh dear - a wolf on the loose - roads closed, police armed.

Pfft! Why can't there be wolves on Dartmoor?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6368427.stm
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Orava wrote: Pfft! Why can't there be wolves on Dartmoor?
Because we killed them all years ago, the bastards.
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Scary....my name's Gary Parker IRL and I just got back from the pub...

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Orava wrote: Wolf goes to pub
I was expecting a joke...
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Post by laptoplover »

I agree, it's a shame that wolves are no longer in the wild in Devon. However, if foxes could adapt to urban living so could wolves. Thinking of it like that kinda makes me glad that there aren't... :D
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Orava wrote:
Armed police are on the lookout for a wolf that has escaped from a Devon wildlife park.

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The wolf, called Parker, had escaped before several years ago.

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I'm not sure its a good idea to re-introduce extint species back into the environment, whatever the "good" reasons. Think of the headlines - child killed by wild wolves. Lets bring bears back as well ? No, lets not. Wolves are not part of the UK environment anymore and we should probably leave it like that. They'll just end up killing a lot of livestock and pissing off farmers.
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Post by seewolfe »

WiteWulf wrote:Scary....my name's Gary Parker IRL and I just got back from the pub...

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Mmmmm even scary..my name actually is wolfe and I went to the pub last night
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Is this some yiff thing?
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