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Vintage matt
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by Vintage matt » Sun May 20, 2007 2:51 pm 0
leekfiend wrote: starshipcommand wrote:
Oh Goat, it looks like I'm wanking Bog off.
*runs away, weeping softly*
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I made your mum run and cry last night!
(umm i seem to be enjoying myself in that shot...creepy)
Just remember to stick everything you can in your mouth- Piku
Bog
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by Bog » Sun May 20, 2007 4:10 pm 0
Matt, I obviously hadn't spent enough time with you before, 'cause I always thought you were meek and quiet-like.
I was
WRONG!
Normal boy! Like me! Nor! Mul!
PS: Leeky's hand-jobs are like having your undercarriage flagellated with a squid fresh from the sushi cabinet. 2/10.
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by piku » Sun May 20, 2007 4:31 pm 0
Bog wrote:
PS: Leeky's hand-jobs are like having your undercarriage flagellated with a squid fresh from the sushi cabinet. 2/10.
Ah, now Leeky's knowledge of raw fish is quite good. I have video of him patiently explaining it to Dom. I'd upload it if it didn't exceed YouTube's filesize limit.
Your pint glass gyros are well tuned. While watching the whole "let's grope Leeky" scene your pint glass stayed perfectly upright - even when you were almost on your head at one point. 9.9/10
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peter_cushion
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by peter_cushion » Sun May 20, 2007 4:43 pm 0
Bog wrote: PS: Leeky's hand-jobs are like having your undercarriage flagellated with a squid fresh from the sushi cabinet. 2/10.
but my word he's FAST!
Bog
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by Bog » Mon May 21, 2007 3:03 am 0
I noticed on departure from the shower this morning that I still have a heeyooj bruise on my arse-cheek from falling off the bar-stool.
Ooopsie!
Post RV drama-and-blues dealt with. Fuel cells recharged with knowledge that the Earth is a good and happy place, full of Real People who are great to be with. New job starting tomorrow.
*grins*
We are ready to fly...
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by piku » Mon May 21, 2007 8:18 pm 0
starshipcommand wrote:
Lappy looks in expectant awe as Deep Thought prepares his answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything.
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by PVB » Mon May 21, 2007 8:58 pm 0
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by piku » Mon May 21, 2007 9:08 pm 0
You win points for spelling "guinness" wrongly even though it's written in huge letters on that picture
Hahahaha I outwitted a Grammar Nazi...
Heil Semi-colon!
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by PVB » Mon May 21, 2007 10:05 pm 0
piku wrote: You win points for spelling "guinness" wrongly even though it's written in huge letters on that picture
Hahahaha I outwitted a Grammar Nazi...
Heil Semi-colon!
I'll have your sig back, you cunt.
leekfiend
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by leekfiend » Tue May 22, 2007 12:35 am 0
peter_cushion wrote: Bog wrote: PS: Leeky's hand-jobs are like having your undercarriage flagellated with a squid fresh from the sushi cabinet. 2/10.
but my word he's FAST!
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<Vintage matt> What the fuck does cheese even do?
<Vintage matt> It does nothing except fuck you up!
Vintage matt
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by Vintage matt » Tue May 22, 2007 9:24 am 0
leekfiend wrote: peter_cushion wrote: Bog wrote: PS: Leeky's hand-jobs are like having your undercarriage flagellated with a squid fresh from the sushi cabinet. 2/10.
but my word he's FAST!
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Your Mum was on time last night
Just remember to stick everything you can in your mouth- Piku
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by leekfiend » Tue May 22, 2007 5:53 pm 0
Vintage matt wrote: leekfiend wrote: peter_cushion wrote: Bog wrote: PS: Leeky's hand-jobs are like having your undercarriage flagellated with a squid fresh from the sushi cabinet. 2/10.
but my word he's FAST!
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Your Mum was on time last night
Your mum's on time every night.
She's one of my employees, see. She "handles" the "difficult cases"...
<Vintage matt> What the fuck does cheese even do?
<Vintage matt> It does nothing except fuck you up!
Markie
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by Markie » Tue May 22, 2007 6:17 pm 0
Only 261 days till RV 2008 ... :-) and then your'll have another thread for ya mums
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by piku » Tue May 22, 2007 6:25 pm 0
They've spread in here too? God, it's like a rash this "your mum" thing...
Which reminds me, your mum has a rash - or is it carpet burn?
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leekfiend
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by leekfiend » Thu May 24, 2007 1:05 am 0
Your mum spreads in here. And in there.
Pretty much everywhere, really.
<Vintage matt> What the fuck does cheese even do?
<Vintage matt> It does nothing except fuck you up!