Official Nintendo Fanboy Smugness & Gloating Thread

Darkflame · Post by **Darkflame** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:23 pm 0

I cant wait till it hits the mainstream press.

"Nintendo trains Pedophiles!"

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:27 pm 0

Fil wrote:He only wants to see if she's a witch, there is no sexual intent. I imagine witch touchers wear special gloves too, to defend against magic.

I guess so. What if the witch toucher isn't wearing gloves? I've heard it said that you can't get better than a witch touch toucher.

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:42 pm 0

Darkflame wrote:I cant wait till it hits the mainstream press.

"Nintendo trains Pedophiles!"

People have been saying that since October. All the negative hype for Doki Doki Majo Saiban is based on fake screenshots rather than actual in-game footage.

Darkflame · Post by **Darkflame** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:55 pm 0

sure.
But remember, according to the mainstream press, the local area WiFi chat on the DS is apparently a remote pedophile grooming kit.

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:56 pm 0

You know, thats a lot more difficult than they make it sound.

Darkflame · Post by **Darkflame** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:02 pm 0

Nonsense.
They can even do it on the moterway!
Your child isnt safe with a DS anywhere!

Fil · Post by **Fil** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:04 pm 0

Maybe I was just doing it wrong.

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:07 pm 0

If I were a parent, I would make my children play the witch touchy game so they can see that not all witches are evil, or something.

bloid · Post by **bloid** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:25 pm 0

Alarm wrote:If I were a parent, I would make my children play the witch touchy game so they can see that not all witches are evil, or something.

Make sure they wear gloves, to protect them from the bad juju!

disciple · Post by **disciple** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:35 pm 0

A remix of the tune used on the Wii adverts :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ron17xFNBf0

Gorecki · Post by **Gorecki** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:09 am 0

Rejected Wii Play games

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/v ... ay%20Games

TFO · Post by **TFO** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:20 am 0

Gorecki wrote:Rejected Wii Play games
http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/v ... ay%20Games

That is just great

c64audio · Post by **c64audio** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:07 am 0

That so cheered me up!!

WiteWulf · Post by **WiteWulf** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:29 am 0

Darkflame wrote:Nonce-sense.
They can even do it on the moterway!
Your child isnt safe with a DS anywhere!

Fixed that for you...

Darkflame · Post by **Darkflame** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 1:14 pm 0

of course, yeah