Disabled spot sign that needs to be used everywhere.

Inane baanter or words of wisdom - you decide...
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stark wrote:
Who needs carparks at all? Overprivileged wusses, that's who!
oh do go climb out of your own backside will you
What? What's wrong with going on a bike? Haven't you got legs or something?

Don't tell me you need miles of countryside to be bulldozed, the atmosphere warmed and the air polluted just so that you can be spared a little exercise while doing your weekly shop?

Really, what made you so special, why must everyone else be discriminated against to provide for your special case? Where will it end?!
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stark wrote: oh do go climb out of your own backside will you
Imagine it, stark. Imagine being trapped in your own backside. The dark. The gaseous rumbling. Only the bubbling of your own bile to keep you company. Imagine that nothing can get in, and only hot air can get out. It would be enough to drive you totally mad.

Thank God, or Allah, if you will, that you've got more perspective than that.
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The Captain wrote:
stark wrote: oh do go climb out of your own backside will you
Imagine it, stark. Imagine being trapped in your own backside. The dark. The gaseous rumbling. Only the bubbling of your own bile to keep you company. Imagine that nothing can get in, and only hot air can get out. It would be enough to drive you totally mad.
He'd get a disabled parking badge though
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The Captain wrote:
stark wrote: oh do go climb out of your own backside will you
Imagine it, stark. Imagine being trapped in your own backside. The dark. The gaseous rumbling. Only the bubbling of your own bile to keep you company. Imagine that nothing can get in, and only hot air can get out. It would be enough to drive you totally mad.

Thank God, or Allah, if you will, that you've got more perspective than that.
i dont think we need to bring your sky-daddy into it do we now
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stark wrote: i dont think we need to bring your sky-daddy into it do we now
I'm an atheist. Largely because of people like you.

I warned you about introducing a religious element to the thread, so many pages ago. There are a million reasons to have a go at me without inventing them. This is like having a swordfight with a Giant Enemy Jellyfish - big target, none of the hits register.
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stark wrote: i dont think we need to bring your sky-daddy into it do we now
I'm an atheist. Largely because of people like you.

I warned you about introducing a religious element to the thread, so many pages ago. There are a million reasons to have a go at me without inventing them. This is like having a swordfight with a Giant Enemy Jellyfish - big target, none of the hits register.
wierd thing for an athiest to say>>
The Captain wrote:Thank God, or Allah,
incidentally, i quiver in the face of your warning like a giant jellyfish. actually, come to think of it, i'm more scared of your rather splendid hat
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stark wrote: wierd thing for an athiest to say>>
The Captain wrote:Thank God, or Allah,
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Is this about space cowboys gold BMW?

I thought we cleared that up.
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no, its about right wing jellyfish
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Terrypantsman wrote:Is this about space cowboys gold BMW?
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Just park wherever you like.

If they complain, you can easily have a disabled person in a fight.
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My local Asdas has talking disabled spots - when you park in them it plays a recorded message asking that you consider if you really need to park there or not.

I think that's quite cool - and perhaps should point out that I've never parked in one of them spaces - i've just heard it playing the message to others as they pull up.

I actually make a point of parking as far away from the entrance as I can - mainly because it reduces the risk of trolley/car collisions and it's about the only exercise I get at times......
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i think we've got the answer already...


horse's FTW !!

now time to lock this thre......wait, i dont have Mod Powers do i.....yet...

On a more serious note, i think we should just give the Disabled better access. end of the day their disabled and are going to need it.

Those who are not disabled will not really need it, and a few extra seconds walk will only make his fitness better.
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