What superpower would you like to have?

Inane baanter or words of wisdom - you decide...
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The power to give people facial herpes. Oh no, hang on...
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Definitely invisibility so I can perv over naked girls in the shower lolz! :wink:

Seriously though, I'd love to have the ability to be able to heal myself and others.
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I'd like to be able to instantly regenerate and heal- Lobo style. I'd be functionally immortal and you'd have to atomise me to get rid of me.

Or maybe I'd prefer to have the power to move through solid objects- the possiblities for comical assasinations would be unlimited.
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I wouldn't like any super-powers myself, just *super props* like what Batman has. I'd just like a cup of tea that never runs out and is always hot enough.

Oh and maybe an ever lasting doob that never turned into a 'husk' - you know, when you put a chippy in your pocket then go for a walk, only to find that when you bring it out all the baccy and weedus has fell out leaving you with the nastiest thing known to mankind - THE HUSK. That hollow, bitter shell of a dooby.

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The ability to cast one property onto another.


I call it "Type Casting";

http://stage6.divx.com/Science-Fiction- ... (TypeCast)
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Given the forum we are on it's probably not surprising that no one has chosen The Power To Kill A Yak From 200 Yards Away…With Mind Bullets!
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How about the power of that girl off Angel...

To Punch Through the Face!
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The ability to know what is the right thing to say or do in any given moment, and the one to keep a lucid mind.
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Flight by means of big wings, and nipples that shoot harpoons.

Really big harpoons.
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complete invunerability to any physical ailment.

I could walk across the atlantic :D

Skydive from space 8)

bathe in a volcanos lava pool 8O
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DTB wrote:complete invunerability to any physical ailment.

I could walk across the atlantic :D

Skydive from space 8)

bathe in a volcanos lava pool 8O
Sounds like you want to be The Tick. :D

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my powers will be of the spleens man with those powers people will have to think twice not to say no to me for if they do they will be blown away literly
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Post by Anders »

bumblebee wrote:The ability to know what is the right thing to say or do in any given moment, and the one to keep a lucid mind.
First sensible thing in this thread. :lol:
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Post by mightyzim »

I'd have the CCCP. They had the more interesting stuff.
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Post by everklear »

HGFB wrote:
everklear wrote:Sometimes I was like Angel (when I was a teen) and had giant wings on my back. That was pretty cool, actually. I loved those dreams.
So not a 300 year old emo vampire lusting after an underage girl then? No. Instead of Buffy sex dreams you grew wings.
Sadly (or not) that "Angel" never even entered my mind. I don't really know the character. As you no doubt got, being a full-on comic freak, I meant Angel of the X-Men.

Buffy came along many years after I was a teen. More's the pity.

My TV fantasies were based on Daisy Duke and Barbi Benton (in her Fantasy Island appearances). Mmmmm.
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