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Mine wont update or access the shopping channel yet all other net based stuff works fine (browser, news, weather channel etc). I'd love to know why Nintendo stuff gives me so much grief and everything else just works. Anyway back to SMG.Rod_S wrote:My Wii won't update either, it was more reliable on my neighbour's unsecure network than my own new Be powered network. Typical.
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been playing around with the Contra game on the DS (Contra 4) and it´s really a throwback to the original, it´s oozing with 80´s action cheese! 
Also, it´s reaaally hard! And I´m loving it! There´s supposed to be some cool unlockables on it too, like the Probotector characters and the NES game.
Also, it´s reaaally hard! And I´m loving it! There´s supposed to be some cool unlockables on it too, like the Probotector characters and the NES game.
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Yarrr! It's fucking great isn't it. Bastard hard!bgudna wrote:been playing around with the Contra game on the DS (Contra 4) and it´s really a throwback to the original, it´s oozing with 80´s action cheese!
Also, it´s reaaally hard! And I´m loving it! There´s supposed to be some cool unlockables on it too, like the Probotector characters and the NES game.
Orcs and Elves is a surprise too, it's brilliant! Son of Nethack & Dungeon Master sorta thing.
Oh tis my delight on a shining night
When the coppers aren't about.
When the coppers aren't about.
Great to see the DS pick up again game-wise, these two I definitely want. Especially Contra. Played Gryzor on the CPC emulator and it's so bastard hard but very addictive.swith wrote:Yarrr! It's fucking great isn't it. Bastard hard!bgudna wrote:been playing around with the Contra game on the DS (Contra 4) and it´s really a throwback to the original, it´s oozing with 80´s action cheese!
Also, it´s reaaally hard! And I´m loving it! There´s supposed to be some cool unlockables on it too, like the Probotector characters and the NES game.
Orcs and Elves is a surprise too, it's brilliant! Son of Nethack & Dungeon Master sorta thing.
Also going to pick up Galaxy today. I was going to leave it until Christmas Day or something but I don't think I'll last so I might as well crumple now and get it. SO looking forward to some proper old-skool weird video gaming with this one. I just know it's going to be mind altering.
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I feel the exact opposite, strangely. Mortal Kombat is a completely solid conversion I'll give you that, but it's shown itself to be nothing but Pit Fighter with shitty pixel-gore. The less said about the shoe-horned in puyo-puyo game the better tooRod_S wrote:Contra DS feels too dated, I just can't find the enthusiasm to slog through it. Too unforgiving and frustrating.
Mortal Kombat has been a giggle though, solid conversion if you like that kind of thing.
Contra is innately dated, but like Dad's Army, set something in the past unapologetically and it won't ever really age. Its grappling hook is a nice touch, and there's plenty of fan service to be had if you've the inclination to learn where the baddies are going to spring from. As task which, i'll admit, is a bit shit - but the rewards are there
Oh tis my delight on a shining night
When the coppers aren't about.
When the coppers aren't about.
Contra's always been a bit of a marmite thing though. It's like Contra III, very much a love/hate experience but still somehow gripping because it's not pretending to be anything other than what it is. I like memory shooters anyway as my reaction skillz aint what they used to be. And they never used to be any good. 
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It's a reference to the cover of SMG... the "shiny" letters spell out MR GAY...Darkflame wrote:Yes, with Dumbledore they create gameing magic together.IronGiant wrote:Are you saying that Shiggsy is Gay?![]()
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