Three

Jimaroid · Post by **Jimaroid** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:55 pm 0

I've had three big dumps today and I think there's still more up there.

I don't have the squirts, they were all nice firm jobbies yet I'm worried. I'm a regular one a day guy, so where is it all coming from?

Surfr · Post by **Surfr** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:57 pm 0

I had 3 just thismorning... but then I'd had a curry and a few pints of real ale to wash it down last night.. It wasn't exactly solid lets say

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:57 pm 0

Fantastic! You lucky bastard! I haven't had one all day.

mk1 · Post by **mk1** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:07 pm 0

I haven't been on solids for about 6 months now

chilliChill · Post by **chilliChill** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:11 pm 0

I used to be lucky if I could go once a week! Good if you are at a festival and really don't wanna use the loo's, but my gf said that i should eat more fibre and now I'm a proud once-a-day man!!

Tmuk · Post by **Tmuk** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:19 pm 0

I heard that the more you poop the healthier you are. Don't think I go every day

koworld · Post by **koworld** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:20 pm 0

chilliChill wrote:I used to be lucky if I could go once a week! Good if you are at a festival and really don't wanna use the loo's, but my gf said that i should eat more fibre and now I'm a proud once-a-day man!!

Ahh good man, you'll pass the 'YakYak' physical no problem! Good to have you aboard by the way.

Ely · Post by **Ely** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:40 pm 0

Once a day man here, just been in fact, ah, feel better for it as well

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 4:44 pm 0

I usually take two poos: one immediately upon awakening and then normally an SSI, or "Second Shit Interrupt" which normally occurs whilst I am having my tea and morning IRC.

These days Vindaloo, far from making me runny, normally gives me big, firm, manly stool with minimal paperwork.

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matt · Post by **matt** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:04 pm 0

I can go without a morning poo, unless I have a glass of water after getting straight out of bed. For some reason it acts like an enema! 30 secs later I'm sighing gratefully on the lav.

mk1 · Post by **mk1** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:20 pm 0

My first one doesn't commence until my morning cup of coffee and then it beckons with so swiftly and with such force that I daren't drink a cup unless (a) I am within running distance of a lav and (b) I know it's vacant.

PVB · Post by **PVB** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:42 pm 0

Oi! I've just eaten my tea!

dtj · Post by **dtj** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:59 pm 0

Jimaroid wrote:I've had three big dumps today and I think there's still more up there.

I don't have the squirts, they were all nice firm jobbies yet I'm worried. I'm a regular one a day guy, so where is it all coming from?

Too much textured soy protein? Tends to expand...

Stone · Post by **Stone** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:59 pm 0

PVB wrote:Oi! I've just eaten my tea!

We'll be seeing you in 20 minutes or so then

Stone

Spirit · Post by **Spirit** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:47 pm 0

I tend to be a bit erratic in this department but never usually more then once every two days, in fact, a nice bit of relief a few hours ago

YakYak

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