Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[p-saurus]

I feel like I'm being discriminated against. I feel like a victim. I like to poo in my friend's houses when I need to and now someone is trying to make me feel like that is wrong.

[RedOktober]

Don't you listen to the nasty man.

[amanset]

What the fuck else are you supposed to do?

[Phineasfool]

What the fuck else are you supposed to do?

Go in a bag and offer it to them like Borat?

[piku]

is it ok to have a wank in their bogs...

or am i to stop that as well?

[grue]

is it ok to have a wank in their bogs...

or am i to stop that as well?

Don't forget to screw back the cream soap cap.

[Phineasfool]

is it ok to have a wank in their bogs...

or am i to stop that as well?

Don't forget to screw back the cream soap cap.

And don't forget to clean up as well. Would hate to slip on the floor because some guest didn't have the decency to wipe it up.

[piku]

It's ok. I asked limb clock and he said it was ok for me to crap in someone's bog. this will alleviate some concerns i have about staying over at amy's this weekend.

[RiK]

That's what the loo is for so why wouldn't you use it?

If you need to go, you need to go.

[gumboot]

I agree. Using someone else's toilet is a very dodgy proposition. A far better plan is to nip into one of the bedrooms and have a crap on the pillow. Duvets are nice and soft for wiping your arse, too, no "do they use Isal" stress.

It's far better to crap under their pillow.


How long is it normal to be able to defer a poop, anyway? Is putting it off for a day or two an exceptional ability?

[Yak]

Surely it is far politer to just sit in their living room looking desperately uncomfortable, emitting blisteringly nauseating farts and blaming them on the dog?

[Thoughtcat]

This thread is making me feel uncomfortable. I would like to take this opportunity to say that if anyone from YakYak came over to my house they would be more than welcome to have a poo in my toilet. In fact, I'm such a liberal that I would like to invite the whole forum to my house for a 'Have a Poo in Thoughtcat's Loo' party.

[the2bears]

I think we've settled the original question, but this has led to others. Should you provide reading material? Said material might lead to a much longer term on the toilet. If they're a long time on there, is it a quality poo? If they quickly go about their business and get off, is it a "crap crap" so to speak? How long should it take? Is quantity (of time) really quality?

Bill

[Rib]

I think we've settled the original question, but this has led to others. Should you provide reading material? Said material might lead to a much longer term on the toilet. If they're a long time on there, is it a quality poo? If they quickly go about their business and get off, is it a "crap crap" so to speak? How long should it take? Is quantity (of time) really quality?

Bill

If you provide reading material, you'll never get me out of the bathroom. I'm a huge fan of sitting on the toilet and reading. So rude.

[piku]

Surely it is far politer to just sit in their living room looking desperately uncomfortable, emitting blisteringly nauseating farts and blaming them on the dog?

I do 'em at school and blame them on my students