Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[IronGiant]

I suspect it's time Meow's analyst started charging danger money...

I thought he had a whole team of analysts .............

[IronGiant]

i have been known to hold a number 2 in for 4 days before because i refused to use the public toilets.

do WHAT??

Is that even possible?

On an average day I probably go 3 or 4 times. I'd hate to think of the state of someone's digestive system if they've not been for four days!!!

Quite. Holding it in causes two problems - constipation (leading to piles) and build up of toxins in the body.

In other words, not a great idea really! Sounds like a portable potty is the solution for PF ............

Heck, why am I even reading this thread, let alone posting here?

[oNyx]

[...]
On an average day I probably go 3 or 4 times. I'd hate to think of the state of someone's digestive system if they've not been for four days!!!

Useless knowledge ahead... everything from 3 times a day to once a week is normal.

[IronGiant]

[...]
On an average day I probably go 3 or 4 times. I'd hate to think of the state of someone's digestive system if they've not been for four days!!!

Useless knowledge ahead... everything from 3 times a day to once a week is normal.

Quite. We all vary a lot, but holding it in when you need to go is definitely a bad idea.

[Baggypants]

[...]
On an average day I probably go 3 or 4 times. I'd hate to think of the state of someone's digestive system if they've not been for four days!!!

Useless knowledge ahead... everything from 3 times a day to once a week is normal.

Quite. We all vary a lot, but holding it in when you need to go is definitely a bad idea.

I used to poo once a day except Tuesdays when I'd inexplicably do two. "Two Poo Tuesday" I called it. Once I got married however it just turned into a free for all.

[IronGiant]

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[PaulCunningham]

My mate once went 7 days without going to the loo

We were boating on the Norfolk Broads and he didn't fancy using the dinky little on board toilet. After a couple of days we dared him to do the week!

[kalmar]

Many computer users risk becoming ill because their keyboards are up-to FIVE TIMES dirtier than a toilet seat.

Oh come on, everything is several times dirtier than a toilet seat. Seriously, the sandwich you had for lunch contained more harmful bacterium, studies have found.

[StarshipUK]

Many computer users risk becoming ill because their keyboards are up-to FIVE TIMES dirtier than a toilet seat.

Oh come on, everything is several times dirtier than a toilet seat. Seriously, the sandwich you had for lunch contained more harmful bacterium, studies have found.

Sorry, I did not have a Sandwich at lunch. I had a Quorn Beef Style Pieces in Red Wine Sauce with Tilda Pillow Basmati Rice all cooked in the Microwave to Radiate any germs off the food. I doubt I will ever have this again as Quorn seem to change their range of products every week, always discontinuing the good ones and replacing them with crappy ones.

This was honestly followed by a good shit on me own bog though

[IronGiant]

Oh come on, everything is several times dirtier than a toilet seat. Seriously, the sandwich you had for lunch contained more harmful bacterium, studies have found.

Okay then, a challenge for you - go and lick your bog seat (no cleaning it first though) and film it as proof.

[the2bears]

Needless to say, if "yours" stinks so bad that you worry about dumping it then your diet's not the healthiest.

Bill

[HGFB]

I just did a poo.