Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[Mellers]

[piku]

This is the downstairs lavatory, into which we do not pass solids...

[Tmuk]

What would happen if someone needed to be sick in your house? Possibly someone's already asked this, but I can't be bothered to read through the previous 10 pages.

[gravy]

The correct etiquette is to vom into your pants and pour it out the front flap of your y fronts into the toilet making a slightly chunky number 1.

Which is acceptable.

[Tmuk]

The correct etiquette is to vom into your pants and pour it out the front flap of your y fronts into the toilet making a slightly chunky number 1.

Which is acceptable.

Thank god for that, I was beginning to think I'd made a social faux-pas during dinner with the Queen the other week.

[korruptor]

Or over the wall into the neighbours

[Jimaroid]

But only if it's purple.

[Yak]

It must improve in the best way it in the models is nauseating in the toilet of friend if you acquire the note of your doctor.

[RageMatrix]

[Thoughtcat]

That guy looks as though he carries his poo around with him in a shiny tin. Which is surely the correct way to conduct oneself among friends.

[RedOktober]

Ironically, this thread has now become too long to read in one sitting on the lav.

[Phineasfool]

Ironically, this thread has now become too long to read in one sitting on the lav.

Unless you are having one of those poos where your legs go numb from being there too long.

[Tmuk]

God, I'd love to go round Meow's house and dump in his bog now. Forbidden fruit and all that.

[Fil]

Try to lean over and puke into his sink at the same time.

[gravy]

God, I'd love to go round Meow's house and dump in his bog now. Forbidden fruit and all that.

Easy!

Get one of these:

http://www.lava-vacuum-packing.com/adw/ ... chines.htm

Drop a big boy into a bag, vacuum seal it and send it off to Canada. All of the meaty goodness is sealed in so even if you send it 2nd class post vacuum sealing GUARANTEES a bum egg just as fresh as the day you laid it.