Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[Harlequin]

I don't see why you all have such discord for politeness. Does nobody have manners. If you have no choice and you really have to go then thats fine. beside I would not even mention it to you.

Of course you'd mention it... you know it's going to run to at least 11 pages.

In fairness, he only started this thread because I suggested that he do so. He had just brought it up in conversation and I was shocked by both his attitude and the fact that he had never previously revealed it to me despite our having shared the same toilet for many years.

[arron]

What a shame Kenneth Williams is dead. He'd have loved this anal thread. You'd have more chance of getting gold from a duck's rear end than to be able to poo in his toilet from what I understand..

[the2bears]

Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Lost a friend and only farted.

Yesterday I took a chance,
Saved a friendship but shit my pants.

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To paraphrase the out-house poet.

Bill

[Cloudane]

Some of english thread in comes as if babelfish make japanese and babelfish back english.

If friend has multiple loos, I reckon the one furthest away from where the friend and their family are currently occupied, in case you stink the place out.

And whether the thread is too long for reading on a loo break depends on whether it's being taken at a friends house, at home, or crucially... at work

[piku]

I don't see why you all have such discord for politeness. Does nobody have manners.

It has nothing to do with manners. You (as a host) should have no problem with guests using the loo.

The way I see it, it's a toilet. Apart from some toilet roll and a few litres of water (that aren't counted if you're not on a meter) there is no cost to the toilet owner. To me not using their toilet is as absurd as not walking on their carpets, or using their light switches.

Anyone visiting my house is welcome to have a dump in my toilet. There's even reading material.

Oh, and I love shitting at work. It's positively enlightening knowing I'm being paid to have a dump.

[IronGiant]

What a shame Kenneth Williams is dead. He'd have loved this anal thread. You'd have more chance of getting gold from a duck's rear end than to be able to poo in his toilet from what I understand..

Good point - he apparently hated anyone using his toilet for any kind of bodily function.

Didn't Williams also suffer a lot with his guts?

[arron]

Didn't Williams also suffer a lot with his guts?

Stomach ulcers in his later years caused by anxiety from what I understand. He did have a certain knack for self-inflicted psychological torment..which is a bit of a shame really. Imagine how he might have been if he'd been happier with himself and others..

[KlaxonCow]

The definition of a good friendship, I believe, is a relationship where there is such a bond, that they give not a single thought nor care at all to their use of each other's toilets. That there is such a mutual trust and respect that the solid bedrock of their bond is not remotely shaken by even the intimate nature of taking a shit.

A true friend would be more concerned for your good health and digestion, imploring you to use their toilet and dispense with any daft notions of "holding it in" for their supposed benefit.

Fuck that. Take a shit already, you daft apeth. For pity's sake.

[axel000]

Come to think of it, I'd rather not have a guest sitting down for dinner knowing their colon is full of brown stuff. Much better they use the toilet. Actually, I may have to erect a sign with that exact message.

Guests - in the interests of politeness please evacuate your colon before taking a seat, restroom is three doors down on the left.

That should do it.

[Anders]

Some years ago, I was in a close relationship with a woman (no, really). We used to have these long (3+ hours) conversations on the phone and she would sometimes take the phone with her into the bathroom and talk while peeing and/or pooping.

[grue]

Some years ago, I was in a close relationship with a woman (no, really). We used to have these long (3+ hours) conversations on the phone and she would sometimes take the phone with her into the bathroom and talk while peeing and/or pooping.

"Love you!" *prrrrrrrr* *frrrlllllllllll* *splat*

[piku]

Some years ago, I was in a close relationship with a woman (no, really). We used to have these long (3+ hours) conversations on the phone and she would sometimes take the phone with her into the bathroom and talk while peeing and/or pooping.

that's not normal? Oh...

I completed a house-insurance claim while sitting on the bogs at work, I don't think the caller noticed (or was at least too polite to enquire about the loud rushing water sound coming out his phone).

[IronGiant]

Who would have thought that this thread would have made it to page 12.

Meow must be proud of himself.

[Meow]

I don't see why you all have such discord for politeness. Does nobody have manners.

It has nothing to do with manners. You (as a host) should have no problem with guests using the loo.

I don't. As long as I don't know. You can do what you like in the loo. I'm not going to ask you. I just prefer you didn't poo unless you have no choice and I would never even raise the issue.

Who would have thought that this thread would have made it to page 12.

Meow must be proud of himself.

Er why. This is a serious debate.

[Harlequin]

Oh, and I love shitting at work. It's positively enlightening knowing I'm being paid to have a dump.

"Sir, the lesson was supposed to start eight minutes ago. Have you been crapping our education away again?"

Didn't Williams also suffer a lot with his guts?

Along with frequent severe haemorrhoids, by his own account.

I completed a house-insurance claim while sitting on the bogs at work, I don't think the caller noticed (or was at least too polite to enquire about the loud rushing water sound coming out his phone).

I admit that I do tend to be somewhat shy about such things. So much so that I am often reluctant to flush the bog while still on the phone.