Do think have a poo in freinds house is?

[Alarm]

It would be nice if Meow posted an update now he's seen everyone's comments. It's a bit of a rum malarky just dumping a post and then running for the hills.

We don't know if he has tried my nappy idea. I think it would help. There must be other adult folk who like wearing nappies; he could join a club or something.

[piku]

Before you know it, someone will be complaining that it's rude to wipe your cock on the curtains after sex.

No thats what the ladies have long hair for. its quite convenient.

Now I see the point of pubic hair...

[Yak]

Concerning the public washroom what? That is good to those poo, if as for possibility of the other person the smell of those poo directly excessively offputting, therefore as for those you say that perhaps, or who it needs poo, it may be there is a thing which is not, for everyone to go out in the public, it should, you think that is not?

[tufty]

Sadly, I can't find my copy of the Viz Comic "Big Pink Stiff One". ISTR a "Parkie" strip in there where someone has a shit in the park's toilets...

[RedOktober]

I can't help thinking Jeff is translating some sort of Japanese instructional book for us.

[RiK]

I can't help thinking Jeff is translating some sort of Japanese instructional book for us.

Nah, he's just trying to speak in language that Meow can understand.

[RedOktober]

Yeah, it's just starting to sound like a badly translated Japanese manual.

[KlaxonCow]

Out of interest, Meow, if you had an outside toilet - attached to the house but accessed externally, rather than internally, so they're sort of taking a shit at your house but not really taking a shit in your house - would this alter your view on the subject?

No. thats still pooing in my space.

Interesting.

How about if you were to rent a hotel room and a friend was to visit you while you were staying at this hotel, who required the use of the toilet?

As the hotel room isn't really "yours" per se - you're merely renting it temporarily - then would this also count as "violating your space" too?

Indeed, if you were to stay at a hotel for, say, a fortnight, would you be capable of taking a shit there? Or would you have to limit the length of your stay and the distance travelled, in order to ensure that you could, if needs be, rush home to take a shit?

And, if so, must you reject any job offers where they may possibly send you "out of range" of your domestic commode? For example, I would assume that this means that you could never become an astronaut or an airline pilot on long haul flights, as you would have no choice but to openly share communal facilities with other people in such professions.

Thus, do you find your irrational fear of poo impacts negatively on your daily life?

[Meow]

Oh wow, taken as an entire paragraph, that may well be the most ridiculously stupid and head-scratchingly funny thing I have seen written on here in some time, and that's really saying something!

Me too. I've had lots of laughs from some of the post i have read.

Some reckless individuals have been known to spend up to an entire day, or even longer (wah!), away from their own homes. (Insane! I know! Surely people should stay locked in their little boxes, for fear of having to relieve themselves bodily outside their own secure private cage!)

Most people are regular in the morning bathroom people (like me) and never need to poo in other peoples houses.

For last 10 or so years nobody has poo in any of my houses. (accept 1) So it has never been an Issue. Plus I never even brought up the subject even if they did. I Just think of it in the same way as not saying thank-you. A bit rude. But nothing more.

I can't help thinking Jeff is translating some sort of Japanese instructional book for us.

Nah, he's just trying to speak in language that Meow can understand.

O how I chuckle. But I now have a fix for that.

As the hotel room isn't really "yours" per se - you're merely renting it temporarily - then would this also count as "violating your space" too?

Hotels have public washroom.

Look to be honest in the last 10 years of people coming to visit me. only 1 guest has poo in my loo and left a little decoration. So this has never been an issue that I don't like people pooing in my loo.

Nuff said.....I'm moving on to new threads.

[IronGiant]

Oh don't go, we were having so much fun ............

[merman]

Would blinds be okay?

That's going to chafe quite badly...

[piku]

Most people are regular in the morning bathroom people (like me) and never need to poo in other peoples houses.

I poo around 8:40 each morning, although sometimes it can be as late as 12:30 when I need to turd. Both of these times are during working hours, so I hope my employer doesn't mind me using their facilities.

Hotels have public washroom.

Posh ones, maybe. The rest have en-suite bogs and showers.

Look to be honest in the last 10 years of people coming to visit me. only 1 guest has poo in my loo and left a little decoration. So this has never been an issue that I don't like people pooing in my loo.

Do your friends often sit there looking as if they're trying to calculate Pi in their heads, then suddenly announce "got to go, see you tomorrow!" and sort of waddle off down the driveway and around the corner?

[PVB]

I can't help thinking Jeff is translating some sort of Japanese instructional book for us.

Nah, he's just trying to speak in language that Meow can understand.

Reading Jeff's posts in this thread gives me a headache.

[littledrummerboy]

224 posts! Fuckin' spiffing work people!

[piku]

I can't help thinking Jeff is translating some sort of Japanese instructional book for us.

Nah, he's just trying to speak in language that Meow can understand.

Reading Jeff's posts in this thread gives me a headache.

Scan it really quickly, it makes sense then

He's saying it's not good to crap in public bogs because others might object to the smell, in which case doing it in your own toilet is best