Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

[Zoot]

Spam - great, isn't it?

Post your favourite subject titles here.......................

[Kronos]

I only get spam through ebay messages so mine are quite boring!!

[pinewoodblue]

"Realize how powerful an extra inch becomes!"

one email address I have receives many like these...that extra inch man, with great power comes....

[fuwafuwa]

"It's been a year since my husband was killed by a giant anteater"

[pinewoodblue]

"Freak accident causes Tom cruise to be paralysed"

[Orava]

Not a subject line, but.

Got this the other day. It actually makes quite a good reading.

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And - yes, that is all of it.

[Dungeon-Dave]

"Here better than he can bring him pleasure"

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For some reason, I hear Patrick Stewart's voice echoing in my ears as I read that out.

[Ghostbiscuit]

I just got "Operation sex siege". And I got one a while ago which did make me go a bit "eugh" - "My huge dong tears down hymens across the land".

[D]

"Your dick will explode!". Unfortunately, it was for Viagra or some kind of variant of it, and that opener doesn't really inspire confidence...

[noodles]

"It's been a year since my husband was killed by a giant anteater"

[Mr Dom]

From my spam folder:

Viagra:

Legendary tales of your sausage

From the bucket of total random:

Warning... Mad Cow!

And the all time favourite:

Delivery Status Notification (Failure)

Cracks me up every time...

[moosedude]

"It's been a year since my husband was killed by a giant anteater"

fuck sake, when will the insensitivity of this forum end, it starts with laughing at unfortunate victims of anteater attackers but where will it end? I am so outraged and offended. This woman, having just lost her husband has to now suffer the indignity of people like you laughing at her.

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

[Governmentyard]

"Operation sex siege"

Someone, somewhere, is frantically coding a Wii homebrew title having read that.

Actually, why isn't there some Wii grot homebrew already?

Potential titles, with Wiimote/Nunchuck in mind...

Butt-plug Bros Brawl (chase clones crawling along on their hands and knees, try to give them a taste of anal discipline)

Two-cocks: Smooth Moves Touch! (use the wiimote and nunchuck as if they were engorged members. Give those on-screen miis a simultaneous handjob they'll never forget. Exchange friend codes and send videos of your best scores to friends)

My Horse And Me (Hold on, that's a game already)

Rayman Raving Rampant Rabbids (French limbless masturbation minigames with everyone's favourite character. Featuring Balance board functionality, glue the base of your RR to the middle of the board and place a foot either side. Let your booty do the work here, as your centre of gravity will dictate whether Rayman falls off the bunny he's boning. Rub the wiimote and nunchuck against your nipples during the 'le petit mort' bonus round, for MASSIVE DAMAGE)

Endless Lotion (A stamina test, using a single wiimote, pump for as long as possible. Slow your pace when the knobatar is set to blow, as jizz = fail)

Super Mario Cunt (Hang the Wiil on your knob and thrust away)



If you don't have a hacked Wii, simply slip a johnnied-up wiimote in the missus and see how many levels of Wario Ware she can do without putting her back out.

[tufty]

filth

It's only the DS that has a blow interface, isn't it?

[p-saurus]

"No human part is stronger longer"