Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

[Governmentyard]

filth

It's only the DS that has a blow interface, isn't it?

Wii has a mic coming out.

[seanyseansean]

I had a "beat her to death with your dong" once. It's pride of place in my spam museum/folder

[PVB]

Just received this one:

Old Man Dies Inside Paris Hilton!

[Kemper_Boyd]

I just received this and it actually made me laugh:

"Paris Hilton Wins Pulitzer Prize"

[Zoot]

"Paris Hilton caught sucking a Fisherman's Friend"

[PVB]

"Paris Hilton shows her beaver!"

So what's new?

[Mark]

From a couple of days ago: "Britney sues vagina for divorce!"

[Geenius]

I'm glad this was brought back up. I had this one a few days ago:

Britney Spears Shoots Down American Spy Satellite With Her Vagina

[Yak]

I looked in my spam folder and found "Paris Hilton encourages animals to spend the night" .

[Kronos]

I had one a while back was something like "Everyone will be impressed with your massive new penis" and I thought, "Everyone? I really had no plans to go around waving my penis at people regardless of its mass."

Surely 'everyone' in the world could only be included in the audience if you was an incestuous peadophilic granny bashing bi-sexual?

[phazey]

Someone, somewhere, is frantically coding a Wii homebrew title having read that.

Actually, why isn't there some Wii grot homebrew already?

First thing that came to mind was: Super Labia Brothers

[Fil]

Paris Hilton is a popular girl right now is my spam is anything to go by, recently I recieved.

Paris Hilton covered in excrement‎
Paris Hilton sold her soul to the devil, admits it on Larry King
Paris Hilton crowned "Miss Vagina 2008"
Paris Hilton diagnosed with Gilles de la Tourette

[Thoughtcat]

'McCain chooses Paris Hilton to be running mate'

[Finer]

Paris Hilton: A new meme is born...

[Firefox]

I met Paris Hilton once. I do admire her... It's a great acheivement to manage to be both too thick and too thin, all at the same time.