Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

Ratsoap · Post by **Ratsoap** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:28 pm 0

Time is right for a Paris Hilton snuff tape, say experts

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:38 pm 0

Nobody likes to touch the toilet seat

adam · Post by **adam** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:25 pm 0

nifty lifty

Yak · Post by **Yak** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:38 pm 0

NEVER TOUCH

Sir_LANs-a-lot · Post by **Sir_LANs-a-lot** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 5:53 pm 0

Cubicle is not for Yiffing.

Hedphelym · Post by **Hedphelym** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 11:10 pm 0

"All men will toast to the size of your penis"

Literally just got that 2 minutes ago. It's got me in stitches!

Alarm · Post by **Alarm** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:03 am 0

Massive holiday discounts for massive rods!

craigt · Post by **craigt** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:58 pm 0

I seem to be getting a load of Paris Hilton spam. My current favourite is..

'Paris Hilton and Pope Benedict expecting a baby'

jaes · Post by **jaes** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:11 pm 0

"I Will Not Zap The Mosquito"

Thoughtcat · Post by **Thoughtcat** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:28 pm 0

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today
Britney Spears shaves head at request of zombie overlord

Hedphelym · Post by **Hedphelym** » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:08 pm 0

"Nuns with Tight Cunts"

tufty · Post by **tufty** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:19 pm 0

"touch the inner depths of her hole"
"Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight "
"She might stay with you if your dick gets bigger."
"ÑÐµÑ€Ð¸Ð°Ð» "Ð·Ð²ÐµÐ·Ð´Ð½Ñ‹Ðµ Ð²Ñ€Ð°Ñ‚Ð°", Ð»ÑƒÑ‡ÑˆÐµÐµ ÐºÐ°Ñ‡ÐµÑÑ‚Ð²Ð¾, 93 Ð´Ð²Ð´. Ð´Ð¾ÑÑ‚Ð°Ð²ÐºÐ° Ð½Ð° Ð´Ð¾Ð¼ Ð¸Ð»Ð¸ Ð² Ð¾Ñ„Ð¸Ñ Ð¿Ð¾ Ð¼Ð¾ÑÐºÐ²Ðµ." (when translated, this potentially blistering foreign spamdo not deliver on its promise)

tufty · Post by **tufty** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 6:22 pm 0

Also, the timeless

Are You Snoring Yourself to Death

disciple · Post by **disciple** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 7:29 pm 0

disciple wrote:I received this today from an Ida S. Ponce.

That's great you've found a gal that's hot
You wanna plough her juicy twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a thing she would adore!
But how to get it long and thick?
Your only hope is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your schlong will bang her box so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!
So try today this magic p'ill
And change your life at your own will!

Nothing's orginal anymore. http://www.yakyak.org/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68294

Rhythm · Post by **Rhythm** » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:14 pm 0

I overshot my load on her face
Aliens deny impregnating Paris Hilton
Come and See our Newly-opened Discount Shop and HUSBAND YOUR cash!!! (husband?)

My favourite today is simply headed:

Bum

YakYak

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