Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

[Alarm]

Rooster-challenged guys are welcome

[zip accident]

(husband?)

That's actually acceptable English. It means care for, or maintain, with a particular reference to agriculture.

Definitions from here

noun:

1: a male partner in a marriage

2British : manager, steward

3: a frugal manager

transitive verb

1 a: to manage prudently and economically b: to use sparingly : conserve

2archaic : to find a husband for : mate

[clovis]

Todays selection:

Give her hot rocking action every night

Pink and shaved

Cunninglingus strategy

and got 2 of these today, not exactly subtle.

Drowning her in my cum

[tufty]

Obama-Clinton Unity Suddenly Has McCainiac Seeing 'Red' and 'Blue'

[moosedude]

I overshot my load on her face
Aliens deny impregnating Paris Hilton
Come and See our Newly-opened Discount Shop and HUSBAND YOUR cash!!! (husband?)

My favourite today is simply headed:

Bum

That small dog she always carries around with her (not nicole richy); not really a dog, its her alien half breed child.

[tufty]

Subject : Good afternoon ; My tits wait you here
Salut im Sandy im 28 years old.
Promised you to send the erotic video.
Here reminisced you!

I shit you not.

[tufty]

Make your dinosaur grow larger
Vixen tries out her new dildos on Hillarys tight pussy
Increase your sperm load naturally

[Cthulip]

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Thanks for the info...

Which roughly means:

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To which I replied:

Holeeama!



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Is Thank You is pastries?

Fighting spam with spam. Perhaps I'll send that mail a few times just to make sure.

[Yak]

土地房屋二胎(備權狀即可申辦)﹝第一成功融資﹞服務電話:０９８７-４８５-０８４，Wed, 10 Sep 2008 11:10:20 +0100 本公司經政府合法立案，正派經營。協助各行各業資金週轉上的問題，無門檻限制、無錢莊高利壓榨，是個人、公司/工廠/機器融資、生意人需臨時週轉時的好伙伴。合法迅速、簡單低息、還款彈性，歡迎洽詢！ 經營項目：1.汽車借款，速度快、不必留車 2.鑽石、名錶3.房屋二胎輕鬆借 救急不救窮專線(第一成功融資)０９８７-４８５-０８４1.這是一封善意郵件，若有叨擾，在此致上歉意2.若不想再次收到請來電，馬上為您處理3.已經嘉惠過很多企業、公司、老闆，獲得許多網友好評 企業短中長期周轉金、L/C、原料、機器設備、房地產等

牛

[Cthulip]

牛

微型驴。

[clovis]

Upsize your magic wand

[Zoot]

Hottie polishes off huge knob and doesn't spill a drop

[Zoot]

Lengthen your sausage into a bratwurst

[Alarm]

Set your wife on fire

[chris_b]

Sea-farer,
Priory
Excellency,
Catos
Invention?
Adversity
Linta Offenders
Falstaff,
Falstaff,
Excellency,
Resembles
Sea-farer, falstaff,
offenders
resembles Vestals
Invention?
Adversity
Gallant!
Resembles
Adversity adversity
nearer;
dares Catos
Invention?
Adversity
Linta
Invention?
Sea-farer,