Bomb her womb with your huge cannon!

[BrianTheNaughtyBoy]

Hi,

First of all I must apologize for sending this email to you. My name is
Mr. Abdul Rahman and I am an Aircraft Engineer. I got your email from the
internet and I am truly sorry if my email is bothering you. I have been
trying to find someone that can help me in my research to the creatures
that I have discovered. Actually I don't know who to approach to help me
with this discovery. The images of the creatures I took cannot be a
Pareidolia because of different background color and shape. Pareidolia
only supported if either the color or shape of the background is almost
the same as the mysterious image i.e images in cloud or trees.

I am suggesting researcher to carry out a research to invent a proper
camera which can capture the image of these unseen creatures. I don't
believe in fairy tales and I only believe in real creatures, otherwise I
would have sought help from ghost hunters or paranormal mediums. No, I am
more interested to find fact, thus the only people who I believe can help
me are the people from the university.

My hand phone ability to capture these paranormal images which I have
discovered accidentally is a crude way of carrying out the task. Only
with a properly designed camera can the images be taken clearly.

As for the origin of these creatures, I have no idea. I don't know what
they are made of. My theory is that these creatures may have the ability
to control humans mind causing hysteria, possession, suicide and mass
killing and so on. Most scientist believe these behaviors were caused by
chemical reaction in the brain. But then something must have triggered
it. Due to stress? It could be true, but how come most very stressed
people are not affected with possession and hysteria? I need scientist to
help me with the research and all I know is that these creatures are what
people have identified as ghosts or demons.

I feel that we should look into these creatures more seriously as their
existence can be seen by a camera, just like germs can be seen with a
microscope. What if one day these creatures manage to possess a million
humans at a same time? Do not think this is a hoax, it is not. I know it
sounds silly but please don't ignore me. I have tried contacting every
universities but none has responded positively. Some even insulted me and
accusing me of spamming. I am not advertising or selling a product here,
I am seeking help to find a scientist who is willing to assist me. Please
read my website and what I am telling is all true and I need scientist to
verify it. I even offer US$10,000 to anyone who can proof the pictures I
took are fake.

I am not trying to promote a religion here. I am just trying to share
important information. Hopefully we all can find the truth about these
creatures. Below is the website. Thank you for willing to read my email
and again I apologize if this email bothers you.

Best Regards

Abdul Rahman
Brunei Darussalam
Tel: 673-8-725144

http://abdulrahman180.googlepages.com/abdulrahman180

[Yak]

Hermit? _______ Blasphemer? _______
Recluse? _______ Idolater? _______
Ascetic? _______ Scoffer? _______
Victim? _______ Desecrator? _______
Non-conformist? _______ Bigot? _______
Martyr? _______ Worldling? _______
Puritan? _______ Sacrilegist? _______
Human Sacrifice? _______ Unbeliever? _______
Self Immolator? _______ Infidel? _______
Outcast? _______ Heathen? _______

A HORSE!!! _______ IMPLANTER!!! _______
A Horse? _______ Implanter? _______
A Lioness? _______ Torturer? _______
A Leprechaun? _______ Controller? _______
A Wild Thing? _______ Psychiatrist? _______
A Fire Spirit? _______ Brainwasher? _______
Dragon? _______ Deprogrammer? _______
Gremlin? _______ Indoctrinator? _______
An Imp? _______ Hypnotist? _______
A Tinker? _______ Initiator? _______
A Goat? _______ Propagandist? _______

UNICORN!!! _______ THE EVIL ONE!!! _______
Unicorn? _______ The Evil One? _______
Forest Spirit? _______ An Incubus? _______
Fairy? _______ The Powers of Darkness? _______
Gnome? _______ A Succubus? _______
Nymph? _______ The Antichrist? _______
Water Sprite? _______ The Beast? _______
Faun? _______ His Satanic Majesty? _______
Sylvan? _______ The Devil? _______
Mermaid? _______ An Unclean Spirit? _______
Chimera? _______ Shades of the Dead? _______

BLOODSUCKER!!! _______ FOOL!!! _______
Bloodsucker? _______ Fool? _______
Vampire? _______ Idiot? _______
Ghoul? _______ Dunce? _______
Dismemberer? _______ Ignoramus? _______
Predator? _______ Subhuman? _______
Parasite? _______ Halfwit? _______
Leech? _______ Driveller? _______
Cannibal? _______ A Newborn Babe? _______
Vulture? _______ Moron? _______
Cut-throat? _______ Imbecile? _______

ANIMAL!!! _______ GENIUS!!! _______
Animal? _______ Genius? _______
Dog? _______ Wonder Worker? _______
Cat? _______ Planet Builder? _______
Fish? _______ Prodigy? _______
Lizard? _______ Spirit of the Age? _______
Serpent? _______ Master Mind? _______
Pig? _______ Shining Light? _______
Elephant? _______ Mentor? _______
Cow? _______ Thaumaturge? _______
Tiger? _______ The All Seeing? _______

ROBOT!!! _______ PERVERT!!! _______
Robot? _______ Pervert? _______
Hypnotic? _______ Sadist? _______
Believer? _______ Masochist? _______
Follower? _______ Homosexual? _______
Servant? _______ Bugger? _______
Devotee? _______ Pederast? _______
Convert? _______ Exhibitionist? _______
Worshipper? _______ Voyeur? _______
Attendant? _______ Deviant? _______
Henchman? _______ Peculiar Bodied? _______

THE ALMIGHTY!!! _______ CRIPPLE!!! _______
The Almighty? _______ Cripple? _______
The Ever Present? _______ Invalid? _______
A Goddess? _______ Paralytic? _______
A God? _______ Dwarf? _______
The Eternal Mother? _______ Monster? _______
The Father of All? _______ Incompetent? _______
The Horned God? _______ Curiosity? _______
Pan? _______ Cross-breed? _______
Diana? _______ Half Caste? _______
The Bhudda? _______ Hermaphrodite? _______

SORCERER!!! _______ LIAR!!! _______
Sorcerer? _______ Liar? _______
Witch? _______ Fake? _______
Warlock? _______ Bragger? _______
Enchanter? _______ Doubter? _______
Wizard? _______ Heretic? _______
Occultist? _______ Quack? _______
Alchemist? _______ Wretch? _______
Clairvoyant? _______ Viper? _______
Weird Sisters? _______ Defaulter? _______
Astrologer? _______ Hypocrite? _______

DESTROYER!!! _______ A BIRD!!! _______
Destroyer? _______ A Bird? _______
Spy? _______ An Eagle? _______
Executioner? _______ A Parrot? _______
Embezzler? _______ A Wren? _______
Betrayer? _______ A Hawk? _______
Racketeer? _______ A Messenger? _______
Extortionist? _______ A Forerunner? _______
Tyrant? _______ An Oracle? _______
Murderer? _______ A Dove? _______
Pyromaniac? _______ A Swallow? _______

INSECT!!! _______ ARTIST!!! _______
Insect? _______ Artist? _______
Parasite? _______ Virtuoso? _______
Invader? _______ Thespian? _______
Bee? _______ Master Musician? _______
Fly? _______ Grand Composer? _______
Caterpillar? _______ Wandering Minstrel? _______
Butterfly? _______ Chorister? _______
Spider? _______ Dancer? _______
Scorpion? _______ Entertainer? _______
Hornet? _______ Poet? _______

PHILOSOPHER!!! _______ HEDONIST!!! _______
Philosopher? _______ Hedonist? _______
Researcher? _______ Fornicator? _______
Analyst? _______ Glutton? _______
Physicist? _______ Masturbator? _______
Technician? _______ Bigamist? _______
Metaphysician? _______ Adulterer? _______
Healer? _______ Satyr? _______
Geometrician? _______ Impotent? _______
Arithmetician? _______ A True Love? _______
Historian? _______ Whoremonger? _______

PRIEST!!! _______ PEASANT!!! _______
Priest? _______ Peasant? _______
Holy Father? _______ Civilian? _______
Holy Mother? _______ Husband? _______
Temple Virgin? _______ Wife? _______
Choir Boy? _______ Gentleman? _______
Chaplain? _______ Layman? _______
Temple Prostitute? _______ Mortal? _______
Prophet? _______ Parishioner? _______
Lama? _______ Serf? _______
Confessor? _______ Slave? _______

MONARCH!!! _______
Monarch? _______
Commodore? _______
Dictator? _______
Emperor? _______
Princess? _______
Councillor? _______
Advisor? _______
Prince? _______
Governor? _______
Queen? _______



Actually that's not spam, it's part of the Ls rundowns, some of the most expensive and posh auditing available in $cn. $cientl0logists pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for that shit. The words in capitals are supposed to be shouted at you accusingly.

Spam makes more sense .

[adam]

i remember reading that that stuff is designed to break your brain... or possibly that was some earlier level stuff that has people hold contradictory ideas or something, but this seems similar

[tufty]

ATTENTION; Mr T. E. Seaside Esq,

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We want to inform you that your inheritance funds of $15million usd that you have with the United Bank For Africa in desk of your accountant officer in person of (Dr Ademola Johnson)in conjunction of Minister For Finance(Dr Shamsudeen Usman).

The United Bank For Africa Boards has made the transfer of your inheritancefunds to our bank and you are to transfer your inheritance funds yourself with your own phone to your designated account.

However, I use this opportunity to bring to your notice that the Federal Republic of Nigeria has introduced a new system of payment which is Digitalized Payment System duly established in conjunction with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Federal Ministry of Finance (FMF). With respect to sub-section 3 paragraph 5 & 6 respectively of the payment panel constitution.

After deliberation in a re-union by International bodies and other foreign contract payment scheme here in Nigeria last week, the democratic government of Nigeria in Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund (IMF) inaugurated the <PAY YOURSELF DIGITALIZED PAYMENT SYSTEM> which will enable all contractors confirm their contract fund in their account via telephone from their home or position.

Note that all charges including economic level and cost of transfer has been deducted from your contract sum, so that you are not required to make any upfront payment with respect to this. All you are required to do, is to access your contract fund on your direct telephone line and confirm your contract payment been credited onward to your receiving bank as already been programmed by the Computer Programming Department at the Ministry of Finance.

Hence, you are further instructed to use the information below for the process stated. Access/Account Number below is your contract payment digitalized releasing code number viz : 234-1-3423100 & A/C No: 999080473.

This is the sample prepared for the release of your payment;
Step l. To set your tel. number: 00 234-l-3423100 and then,
Step 2. To set your Account number: 999080473 and then,
Step 3. To set in your PIN CODE : xxxx

You are therefore, advised to access these numbers for onward collection of your payment. As soon as this is done, you are to contact the Central Bank of Nigeria through the payment assessment officer, DR. UFOT KINGSLEY on his direct telephone no: 234-80-2250-4295 , E-mail: cbntransfer_digitalized206@yahoo.com


Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours Faithfully,

DR. UFOT KINGSLEY,
SECRETARY TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.

[KlaxonCow]

I had a wild theory that the random spam you get sometimes, could actually just be the modern equivalent of a "numbers station".

The random words actually contain a secret message.

Then, using the same mass-mailing techniques spammers use, they can spam the message to millions of random Email addresses. Also employing the same tactics spammers use to disguise where it originally came from (you could also relay it through a friendly nation, or a proxy set up for the purpose, that can deliberately lose any information by which to trace it back to source - and, anyway, just use a public library or cybercafe, which doesn't have cameras or logs or anything to record who uses what, so that even if they do trace it back to a particular machine, it doesn't really tell them who sent it anyway).

Amongst the millions of random Email addresses is the person who is actually supposed to receive the message. But there's no way to know which one it is - they could set up some Yahoo or Hotmail - and you couldn't possibly practically trace them all back to specific individuals.

It's just "collateral damage" necessary to hide the spy in the field that the rest of us get spammed by this shit. And there's already so much shit out there - Internet background noise - that it gets lost in the crowd. Possibly they even send out genuinely random spam to genuinely random addresses, which contains no secret message in them at all, just to purposefully fill the Internet with more meaningless shit, so that you can't tell which spam is a message and which is just bullshit designed to distract and confuse the enemy.

Perhaps a reason why no-one tries to seriously "fix" the spam issue, and why governments vote for "opt-out", rather than "opt-in" legislation - because they need for there to be a background noise of constant bullshit being sent around the 'Net, to hide their transmissions amongst.

Of course, it could all just be genuine bullshit, for all I know, and nothing to do with sending any "secret messages" and isn't the Internet equivalent of a "numbers station" at all. But it's an intriguing possibility - and makes for a good story - anyway, so I thought I'd share.

[Zen-Chan]

Not strictly spam, but the other day I received an email that was for a Japanese businessman whose real name was very similar to may email address Zenchan and someone had mistyped it. It was a quote for a company day-out at a Japanese golf course called The Banyan Tree.

I sent this in reply:

Hello, I believe this email was not actually intended for me. My email address is xxxxxxxxxxxxx, it appears this should have gone to xxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Regards

Graeme

Ps - here is the best Banyan Tree of all time - http://www.crashonline.org.uk/04/images/jsw.gif

Sadly, no reply has come my way regarding this confused Japanese woman's evaluation of Jet Set Willy.

[tufty]

I had a wild theory ... The random words actually contain a secret message.

The concept of spam steganography has been around for a good long while. Perhaps not as long as spam itself, but for a good long while anyway.

For example, http://www.spammimic.com/index.shtml

[KlaxonCow]

The concept of spam steganography has been around for a good long while. Perhaps not as long as spam itself, but for a good long while anyway.

I didn't claim it was an original theory, which no-one had ever thought of before. I just said it was a theory I had (although, I'd not heard it mentioned anywhere before, so I did think of it independently - unless I picked it up subconsciously without realising or something, but I don't think so).

[Harlequin]

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Britney Spears Sees Reflection in Mirror
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Paris Hilton's vagina bites mailman!
21st century is the century for big penises.
Britney Spears Offers to Sell Next Child to Jennifer Aniston
Hilton auditions for Nazi Orgymaster: The Max Mosley Story biopic
Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal
Jamie Lynn Spears Gets Pregnant as Surrogate for Britney
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Men can pleasure menopausal women
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Paris Hilton's interview with Burma's General Than Shwe
The reflection of your size will stay forever in her eyes.
Paris Hilton Had Sex With Aliens
The ultimate ejaculation tactic
Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky
Paris Hilton has her 'third breast' removed. Cites declining movie offers!
Paris Hilton: The Day I Found Out Gary Glitter Is My Dad
Oasis get the As Bad As Cliff Award
Ram and jam your way to ecstasy
Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
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McCain Chooses Paris Hilton to be Running Mate
What ancients used to treat their bad health.
Paris Hilton Pregnant By Aliens
Taliban say Nicky Hilton Hotter Than Paris Hilton
Wiping away shelves with medications this summer.
Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open
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Bush ends Olympic games!
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[Mqark]

I just received a spam e-mail with the charming subject: Ecstasy From Dogs Cock‏

[Zoot]

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[Harlequin]

Even King Kong's Tool Was Smaller

Not saying much if one recalls that Kong I was only 1.5' tall.

[Yak]

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[guythp]

The concept of spam steganography has been around for a good long while. Perhaps not as long as spam itself, but for a good long while anyway.

I didn't claim it was an original theory, which no-one had ever thought of before. I just said it was a theory I had (although, I'd not heard it mentioned anywhere before, so I did think of it independently - unless I picked it up subconsciously without realising or something, but I don't think so).

Clearly the subliminal spam messages are working.