Llamasoftie character sheet

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Llamasoftie character sheet

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Player: Leo Loikkanen
Character name: Limb_clock
Race: Living clock
Age: 17
Weight: 70.0 kilos
Lenght: 170.0cm
Attributes:
Wisdom: 16
Dexterity:10
Strenght: 12
Chutzpah: 19
Skills:
Punctuality
Humor
Walking
Writing
Drawing
Designing
Advantaces:
street wise
Bargain
Subtilety
Lying
Disadvantages:
Phobia (dentist)
Laziness
Mood swings
Anti social (mild)

Move:
1d6
Sanity: 20
Fluffiness: 1.1/4.0

here's the basic character sheet. Now you can make your own!
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Post by triphed »

CAN I BE AN ELF OR A PIRATE
jheeb mashka wert boyno.
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Re: Llamasoftie character sheet

Post by Firefox »

limb_clock wrote:Lenght: 170.0cm
That must make you very popular with the ladies... :wink:
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Post by andy »

triphed wrote:CAN I BE AN ELF OR A PIRATE
Is that up for nomination?
Firefox wrote:That must make you very popular with the ladies... :wink:
Very? Unless it's all urban legend... :D

Lladies?

Er, that doesn't seem to quite read right! :sheep:
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Post by ElfQrin »

triphed wrote:CAN I BE AN ELF OR A PIRATE
I ought to be an elf.
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Post by betamax »

Well im a wizard. A betamax_wizard. Any questions?
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Post by Stone »

Well alright then, since you insist ;)

Player: Nick
Character name: Stone
Race: Human. Mostly.
Age: 18
Weight: Dunno (don't care)
Height: 6'2"-ish
Attributes:
Wisdom: 12
Dexterity:15
Strenght: 11
Chutzpah: 17
Skills:
Sarcasm
ASM
Hardware
TKD
Mowing down pedestrians (uhhh....driving)
German
Advantages:
Lying
Money
Fragmentary conscience
Friends
Insanity
English
Disadvantages:
Insanity
Phobia (hospitals)
Laziness
Apathy
Mood swings
something undiagnosed
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Move: all Zig! For great justice!
Sanity: 6
Fluffiness: 1d4

That was more fun than I anticipated :)

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Re: Llamasoftie character sheet

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Player: Eric Kendrick
Character name: Eric Kendrick
Race: Consultick
Age: 31
Weight: heavier than I look
Lenght: 0.85 bsm (bog standard measurement)
Attributes:
Wisdom: 11
Dexterity:13
Strenght: 7 (yay geek physique)
Chutzpah: 20
Skills:
Coding
Glib & smug
Gray and Corporate
Doodles
Design
Architecture
Advantaces:
Lying consultant
Disadvantages:
Lying consultant

Move:
1d6
Sanity: 7 (+20 in consultant mode)
Fluffiness: 1.0/4.0
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Post by MadHippo »

Oooh, I wonder what a Llamasoftie MUD would be like ?

You are in a large room filled with all manner of computer technology. It seems to all be used for the common purpose of playing games.
To the north there are three large, very colourful projected images. To the south is a bar.
Exits are south-east and north-east.
Markie, Yak and Bog are here.

Bog shouts "Fishstrike"

Three north-sea trawlers-worth of fish get dropped as if from no-where. You now smell of fish, and it's all Bog's fault.

Now what?:>_
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Post by PVB »

I agree with Stone; excellent idea this. :)

Player: Stephen Charles Morton
Character name: PVB
Race: Human, with cybernetic implants 8)
Age: 39
Weight: 11 stone
Lenght: 5' 9"
Attributes:
Wisdom: 9
Dexterity:12
Strenght: 2 (very geeky physique)
Chutzpah: 10

Skills:
Pissing off utility companies :twisted:
Knowing when to give up
Being generous beyond common sense
Honesty

Advantages:
Keeping the highway safe on my manor

Disadvantages:
Being generous beyond common sense
Honesty to the point of bluntness
Not looking very attractive to the opposite sex :roll:

Move:
2x + 3y

Sanity: 5 (-10 in lusting after Lorraine Kelly mode)

Fluffiness: 10 to the power of 20
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Post by piku »

MadHippo wrote: Three north-sea trawlers-worth of fish get dropped as if from no-where. You now smell of fish, and it's all Bog's fault.

Now what?:>_ [/i]
Stare at projector screen
return (0);
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Post by Stone »

PVB wrote:Weight: 11 stone
...Strenght: 2 (very geeky physique)
So how much is added by the cybernetic implants then? ;)

Last I heard, titanium was pretty light...must be lots in there ;)
Move:
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That cracked me up :lol:

Then caused the alteration to mine :D

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Post by PVB »

Stone wrote:
PVB wrote:Weight: 11 stone
...Strenght: 2 (very geeky physique)
So how much is added by the cybernetic implants then? ;)

Last I heard, titanium was pretty light...must be lots in there ;)

Stone
Well half of mine are steel, and the weight is caused by high consumption of sugary drinks/food. 8)
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Post by themeadows »

Right-o, this could be a bit of fun...

Player: Steven Meadows
Race: Half-human
Age: 32
Weight: 13 stone
Length: 5' 11"

Attributes
Intelligence: 13
Wisdom: 7
Strength: 9
Dexterity: 5
Procrastination: 17

Special Abilities
Can invoke "protection from work" three times a day.
Able to purchase up to three CDs or DVDs per week, regardless of current cash-flow.
Immune to exercise.

Weaknesses
Unable to resist alcoholic beverages.

Move
Uncommon
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Post by noodles »

piku wrote:
MadHippo wrote: Three north-sea trawlers-worth of fish get dropped as if from no-where. You now smell of fish, and it's all Bog's fault.

Now what?:>_ [/i]
Stare at projector screen
You stare until your eyes bleed.

Now what?:>go robotron cab

There is a Robotron cab in front of you.
You see a sweaty long-haired man gently cursing under his breath,
frantically twiddling two sticks in all directions.
You hear a muffled *cunt* as pixel shatter fills the screen.

Now what?:>put coin in cab

You notice that there are still 27 credits going.
You also notice the score.
You wonder if getting a beer might be wiser.

Now what?:>_
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