Llamasoftie character sheet

[sack]

Player: Adam Peter Hay
Character name: Sack
Race: Theoretically human
Age: 22
Weight: 13.5stone (Don't do metric )
Lenght: (Looks down) About average... a good length I'm told. Besides.. it's what you do with it.

Attributes:
Wisdom: 4
Dexterity:20-(pints_consumed * 2);
Strenght: 10

Skills:
Code geek (asm/c++)
plays bass
can walk, talk and remember several things at once (sometimes)

Advantages:
generally does the right thing
Biodegradeable

Disadvantages:
Laziness
Enjoys an argument more than is strictly necessary sometimes
Trusting to the point of occasionally getting shafted quite severely

Move: Not unless strictly necessary
Sanity: Gibbons! fucking EVERYWHERE!
Fluffiness: 3.0 (variable dependent of company and intake)

[Dr. M]

Let's see what I can come up with

Player: Bruce John Laing
Character Name: Dr. M (A.K.A. Dr Madcap)
Race: Human
Age 38 1/2
Weight: I'm not game enough to get on the scales
Length: 6' 00 (ish)
Attributes:
Wisdom 11
Dexterity: 14
Strength: 5
Chutzpah: 12

Skills: Buying up to $200 worth of videos and DVD's online in one hit
Knowing when to give up
Very generous and honest
Open minded

Advantages: generous

Disadvantages: Sometimes being too honest
sometimes being very short tempered.

Sanity: 3

Fluffiness: 15

[Harlequin]

Player: Harlequin (previously Joe, Jess, Cosmo, etc. Previously Jamie Humphreys. Previously David Garcia)
Character name: Harlequin
Race: Scottish Spanish Mayan-Creole (Belizean) Canadian French-German-Irish (Huguenot) Englishman
Age: 39
Weight: 8 stone and a couple of ounces
Length: Average
Height: 5' 7"
Attributes:
Wisdom: 17
Dexterity: 8
Strength: 10 (+8 in psycho mode)
Chutzpah: 16
Skills:
Acting
Directing
Writing
Sleeping
Hugging
Cynicism
Truthfulness
Advantages:
Doesn't take up much space
Manages to sort of fit in virtually anywhere.
Harlifax[*] full of useful items
Tara
Can believe virtually anything
Disadvantages:
Occasionally breaks computers.
Doggie restricts travel
Believes virtually nothing
Incapable of initiating dialogue
Has difficulty performing common social rituals
Secretly an evil warlord bent on world domination
Depression
Lethargy
Apathy
Can't be bothered to add any more.

Move:
1d4 (-1 for each extra move within 72 hours)
Sanity: 2d20 -15
Fluffiness: 1.2/4.0

H.

[*] For as long as the poor old thing manages to stay together.
_________________
"Some drugs are known to induce paranoia through chemical action.
Marijuana, it seems, can do it through political action instead."
[The Economist August 16, 1999]

[limb_clock]

i forgot to tell you what chutzpah means, but here it comes for all you n00b5 that haven't played paranoia before.

Chutzpah describes your characters social and political skillz. The higher your chutzpah is, the more suave and slicky you are. You can use your chutzpah to lie, fast-talk (move and talk fast enough and confuse your victim with high speed verbal abuse) you can also be very swifty. Anyway, 20 chutzpah is born again politican 11 chutzpah is a person who was quite know in the debate club and 1 chutzpah stutters when talking to anybody.

[Harlequin]

i forgot to tell you what chutzpah means, but here it comes for all you n00b5 that haven't played paranoia before.

I've got the manual which I read from cover to cover many years ago[*][/size]. I didn't have to read far before realising that I probably couldn't handle playing it .

20 chutzpah is born again politican 11 chutzpah is a person who was quite know in the debate club and 1 chutzpah stutters when talking to anybody.

I stutter but I still stick by my attribute score of 16 .

H.

[*][/size] At the same camps at which I would meet my mother about thirteen years later.
_________________
"You could ... hire the strongest man you knew to fight for you and the Queen would ... get the strongest man she knew ... It would be much the
same thing if you each hired the best arguer you knew. ... it is usually the richest person who wins, whether he hires the most expensive arguer
or the most expensive fighter, so it is no good pretending that this is simply a matter of brute force."
[King Arthur in "The Candle in the Wind" -- T H White]

[Stone]

Well half of mine are steel, and the weight is caused by high consumption of sugary drinks/food.

I thought steel wasn't biocompatible? Ahhh welll

chutz·pah also hutz·pah, n.
Utter nerve; effrontery: “has the chutzpah to claim a lock on God and morality” (New York Times).

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[Yiddish khutspe, from Mishnaic Hebrew huspâ, from hasap, to be insolent. See hsp in Semitic Roots.]

Stone

[fihu]

Player: Marius Kallhardt
Character name: marius
Race: German
Age: approaching 25
Weight: 68.0 kilos
Height: 183.0cm (thats approx. 6")

Attributes:
Wisdom: 17
Dexterity: 18
Strenght: 13
Chutzpah: 14 (+X per Y Pint / X = ( Y < 8 ? 1 : -1 ))

Skillz:
Silly walking (when drunk)
Dummrumlabern (special german skill: "ph34r mY l33t dummrumlab0ring")
Drive down Palm Bay Marina without blinking

Advantages:
C++ / BBCode
LPB
Looking good with almost any shades
Humppa!

Disadvantages:
Dummrumlabern
Electronical inadept
Sucks at Retrogames
Ex-Chatkiddie

Move: <c
Sanity: 18
Fluffiness: 2.0/4.0

[Bog]

Go on then...

Player: **Classified beyond your security clearance**
Character name: Bog
Race: Three-legged (no not like that. Well, yes like that, but... aw hush).
Age: 29
Weight: Mass of Bog * Local Gravitation
Lenght: 1.0 bsm (bog standard measurement (cheers, Eric!))

Attributes:
Wisdom: 3
Dexterity:15
Strength: 7.14
Chutzpah: 13

Skills:
Break Computer
Break OS
Overheat Computer
Sear Mouse
Pixel Taming
Bone Model (wahey!)
Scare People Accidentally
Scare People Deliberately
Powerdrink
Apologise Profusely The Following Day

Advantages:
Almost never known to spill a pint
Disadvantages:
Almost never known to leave a pint


Move:
+i -j except on Tuesday, then 2d100 minutes to Brentford
+6 to Freak Out, +1 point per pint
Make Sense Unexpectedly

[cyric100]

Player: Commander Jeff Dirigible (well, it's one of my personalities anyway, honest)
Character name: cyric100
Race: Part time Vorlon
Age: 28
Weight: ~600,951,483,980,141,824,952,200,288,096.009514839801418e+29 atomic mass units
Lenght: ~0.001028 Nautical Miles

Attributes:
Wisdom: 7
Dexterity:9
Strength: 6
Chutzpah: 10

Skills:
Feeling guilty
Programming in Aion
UK <=> US english translation
Inventing drinkable cocktails based on leftover beverages
Knowing one end of a hammer from another

Advantages:
Fairly dormant. Can sometimes be tempted to move by food/drink/rollercoasters
Disadvantages:
See Advantages

Move:
HCM: Headless Chicken Manouver(tm)
Able to emit noxious fumes depending on quantity of blood in alcohol stream and current curry quotient.
40% chance of finding source of curry in any environment.

[PVB]

Well half of mine are steel, and the weight is caused by high consumption of sugary drinks/food.

I thought steel wasn't biocompatible? Ahhh welll

Stone

You are not correct.

Look here:

http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/ucdhs/heal ... gical.html

Scroll down to 'Instrumentation'.

Actually, reading that description of my procedure, I've found that my disks weren't removed, the bone fragments taken from my hip were laid on the surface of each two adjacent vertebrae, fusing them that way.

[strawdonkey]

Player: Jonny Silly-Facial-Hair
Character name: The Mighty Sidebu^h^h^h^h^hnitebycandlelite
Race: Elven
Age: 19
Weight: 12-13st
Length: 6ft 2inches

Attributes:

Wisdom: 15-(1/2d4 :: number of people that quote actual age compared to wisdom level)
Dexterity: 11 -1 per three years
Strength: 7
Chutzpah: 8 +1 per six months of knowing person, +d6 bonus for being online

Skills:

Likes trousers
Stable metabolism
Guardian Angel Bulbasaur On Bag
Holy Wayne's World Box Set
"Depressing" music tastes
Inhuman Facial Hair :: Left
Antisocial Head-hair if required
Inhuman Facial Hair :: Right

Advantages:

Likes Badgers
High accuracy with rubber-band shooting
Insanely fast text-messaging
Large trivia of old consoles
Good Monkey Control (in balls)

Disadvantages:

Talks Bollocks
Boring
Gets hot easily
Eats too much
Likes to sleep
Groggy in mornings
Takes about ten minutes to "style" hair
Likes obscure music
Often shy

Move:

Erratically, often prevented by girlfriend wanting hugs
Walk into tables :: often, d8 to save

Weaponry:

Left Hand: Sega Lock-On system
Left Eye: Sega Lock-On system headpiece
Right Hand - Sega Saturn Lightgun
Reserves: Sega Dreamcast Lightgun, NES Zapper, SNES Super Scope

[Stone]

You are not correct.

Look here:

http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/ucdhs/heal ... gical.html

Scroll down to 'Instrumentation'.

You're very good at putting me right, yaknow

This is quite interesting too, if you ever feel like an upgrade

Weight: ~600,951,483,980,141,824,952,200,288,096.009514839801418e+29 atomic mass units

If you meant 600,951,483,980,141,824,952,200,288,096.009514839801418 AMUs that would make you a shade over 997.9 kg (to 1dp). If you did actually mean 600,951,483,980,141,824,952,200,288,096.009514839801418e+29 then you're apparently 9.979e+31kg, which makes you around 50 times heavier than Sol. Remind me not to stray too close

Stone

Sources:here, here and here.

Someone check my working? I'm fick ya know

[PVB]

You are not correct.

Look here:

http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/ucdhs/heal ... gical.html

Scroll down to 'Instrumentation'.

You're very good at putting me right, yaknow

This is quite interesting too, if you ever feel like an upgrade

Stone

I'm fairly good at correctly everyone.

[strawdonkey]

You are not correct.

Look here:

http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/ucdhs/heal ... gical.html

Scroll down to 'Instrumentation'.

You're very good at putting me right, yaknow

This is quite interesting too, if you ever feel like an upgrade

Stone

I'm fairly good at correctly everyone.

Correcting.

[PVB]

You are not correct.

Look here:

http://www.ucdmc.ucdavis.edu/ucdhs/heal ... gical.html

Scroll down to 'Instrumentation'.

You're very good at putting me right, yaknow

This is quite interesting too, if you ever feel like an upgrade

Stone

I'm fairly good at correctly everyone.

Correcting.

Only took 3 minutes until someone corrected it, hooray!