Llamasoftie character sheet

[cyric100]

around 50 times heavier than Sol. Remind me not to stray too close

Stone

I dunno, you have a few (too many?) beers and curries and all of a sudden people get all personal about your size

Whilst I haven't looked too closely at your working, merely looking at a couple of definitions shows my value to be inaccurate (even with the ~ it should still be closer than the orders of magnitude out that it most likely is). Serves me right for using online conversion tools rather than doing it by hand.

Damn you online conversion tools!

So, which sad git wants to correct me on the Nautical miles (coz I can't be bothered)?

Edit: Realised that this may give the impression that I am implying that Stone is a sad git, which is not what I meant at all.

[stark]

Now what?:>put coin in cab

You notice that there are still 27 credits going.
You also notice the score.
You wonder if getting a beer might be wiser.

Now what?:>approach bar and order 2 pints of guinness

the barman sighs and starts pouring your drinks.
10 minutes elapse as you wait for your beer to settle.
Bog is now sitting in a corner with a large knife, gently honing its surface.

Now what?:_

[triphed]

CAN I STILL BE AN ELF OR A PIRATE

nitebycandellite is your penis really 6ft

[Demonix]

I've got a couple of magic items for sale:

1. Bag Of Sleeping.
2. Cub Of Holding (Liquids Only - It Prefers Tea tho').
3. Computer Of Blue Screeness. (-5 Cursed Item, Created By The Evil Wizard Gates)
4. Joystick Of Joy (+3 To All Everyone With A "Retro" Skill", Created By A Lesser Known Wizard Called Kempston.. or summat like that).

How much for these loverly items? Let the bidding start!

[Stone]

So, which sad git wants to correct me on the Nautical miles (coz I can't be bothered)?

Edit: Realised that this may give the impression that I am implying that Stone is a sad git, which is not what I meant at all.

Oh but I am

At least I get to work with it all the way through to being a sad old git as opposed to developing the trait later on like so many are forced to

Stone

[illlogickill]

Player: *Withheld for legal reasons*
Character name: illlogickill
Race: Part Man, Part Car ( due to a RTA )
Age: 28¾
Weight: Normal + Beer belly and bitch tits (training bra size )
Height: short arse
Attributes:
Wisdom: -2
Dexterity: 10
Strength: 13
Chutzpah: (looks it up on Google) ...oohhh, 200 whilst under the influence!

Skills:
10 Meter breast stroke
Falling asleep after meals
Considered humorous amongst the insane and socially inept

Advantages:
rescuing people in a flood ( 5 meters away or less )
passing time with ease
works well with care in the community cases

Disadvantages:
Has to take shoes and socks off first
missing out on drinking time
I need a girlfriend

Move: Forward roll
Sanity: debatable
Fluffiness: Quite fluffy due to hairy right nipple!

...What would be even better is a llamasoftie "Top Trumps". No...not the curry induced kind, the playing card kind.

[moobaa]

Character name: The Mighty Snitebycandlelite

That really looks like ShiteByCandlelite...

Maybe an extra "^h" is required?