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moobaa wrote:Does anyone remember the Tim Watson Football Public Speaking skit that was on The Late Show (and the DVDs, IIRC) about 10 years ago? That was Australiana at it's finest :)
"Yeah mate, I was shit hot today, shame about the rest of the boys, but I managed to carry the team alright eh?"

Oh how I laughed. Beautiful. Especially being the eternally humble Timmy Watson.

Just saw the news, they reckon at 35.4C it was London's hottest day in recorded history. Shit, it was 43C the day I moved. The removalists were so stuffed by the heat, and the 30 degree up angle of my old place, that I had to carry 30 boxes up to the truck myself to get out in time. That's f'n hot.
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Well have just heard from my department boss that courtesy of the big boss after lunch today an ice cream van shall be pulling up at the front of the company and will be giving out free ice cream :D .
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And what do we call those mad motherfucker jellyfish that kill you?

"Stingers".

I llove us :D
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shimeril wrote:
moobaa wrote:Does anyone remember the Tim Watson Football Public Speaking skit that was on The Late Show (and the DVDs, IIRC) about 10 years ago? That was Australiana at it's finest :)
"Yeah mate, I was shit hot today, shame about the rest of the boys, but I managed to carry the team alright eh?"

Oh how I laughed. Beautiful. Especially being the eternally humble Timmy Watson.
Fabulous, someone else remembers :D

(Aussies: anyone see the Dandy Warhols on The Panel last night? STONED OR WHAT?!? :D And what about the axing of Micallef Tonight? :evil:)
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polyhex wrote:Well have just heard from my department boss that courtesy of the big boss after lunch today an ice cream van shall be pulling up at the front of the company and will be giving out free ice cream :D .
There's your chance to fuck off to the pub. Sorted.
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moobaa wrote:And what do we call those mad motherfucker jellyfish that kill you?

"Stingers".

I llove us :D
And that octopus with the blue rings? Or the brown coloured snake? Or the snake with a black belly? Or the lizard with a blue tongue?

:D :lol: 8)
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We, as a nation, rock :D
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Ive' just spent the whole day at work pouring water on my head to cool down.

I have always wanted to visit Australia.
Lots of people I know have been there, some workin most just partying. Sounds like a great place. My company started in Sydney and they may need someone to go and train people in painting and laminating (my job :D ) fingers crossed they'll send me.

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Jmar wrote:I have always wanted to visit Australia.
Just a quick warning from our Tourist Commission* :wink:

Redback, funnel web, blue-ringed octopus,
taipan, tiger snake, and a box jellyfish,
stonefish, and the poison thing that lives in a shell, that spikes you when you pick it up

Come to Australia, you might accidently get killed.

Your life's constantly under threat, have you been bitten yet?
You've only got three minutes left, before a massive coronary breakdown

Redback, funnel web, blue-ringed octopus,
taipan, tiger snake, and a box jellyfish,
big shark, just waiting for you to go swimming at Bondi Beach

Come to Australia, you might accidently get killed,
your blood is sure to be spilled, with fear your pants will be filled,
because you might accidently get killed.


*Courtesy of The Scared Weird Little Guys
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I Realised today that there were TWO reasons not to quit my job.

the Bandwidth, being sooo sorely missed....

...and the Air con.
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russ wrote:
the only perk of working in london: girls wear nothing

russ
Some top city totty too. :wink:
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