Ads that get right on your tits
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Oh and anything that promises to "nourish" your hair. Good luck with that, hair's dead. So no amount of "nourishing" will "wake it up".
Mind you I do like the CG camel on that one Gerbil Essences ad.
Mind you I do like the CG camel on that one Gerbil Essences ad.
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You need to talk to a woman who's had a couple large kids about this.Yak wrote:now they have to imply that for some reason all women are somehow likely to piss on their camel unless they wear girl nappies.
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A moderate exposion to bacteria is actually good for your immune system.gilesgoat wrote:"Kills 99% of the bacteria" ... the problem is you'll get ill/die because of that 1% left ...
BTW Yak, stop watching TV, you won't miss anything!
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We only watch 1 hour a day or so ( or even less than that ).DutchLlama wrote:A moderate exposion to bacteria is actually good for your immune system.gilesgoat wrote:"Kills 99% of the bacteria" ... the problem is you'll get ill/die because of that 1% left ...
BTW Yak, stop watching TV, you won't miss anything!
If we don't do that then we are really glued to the same chair nearly 18 hours on 24, every now and then the couch is needed ...
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I fucking hate that advert, and I guess you don't have to be called Paul to do so, but if you are called Paul I guess it just takes the annoyingness of the ad up to 11.Yak wrote:"I want to do a poo at Paul's house". I'll kick you up the arse so hard you'll not be doing a poo anywhere for a month or so if I ever see you you irritating little shit. Why his mother doesn't give him a smart clip round the ear I don't fucking know.
That Dulcoease advert is another I find intensely irritating; you can just imagine some advertising exec thinking it was 'clever' to ape Sex in the City for an ad' about constipation. Twat.
What is it with the proliferation for adverts for 'feminine' products anyway?
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... and that hour alone provides enough ammunition for this rant?gilesgoat wrote:We only watch 1 hour a day or so ( or even less than that )....
Ye ${deity}. Guys, find a DVD or some film channel for your breaks, if you can't avoid TV altogether. At least find a channel without adverts!
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Added to the fact that Swiftcover at the time were not offering life insurance to musicians, so Iggy couldn't get life cover from the company he was advertising...Alarm wrote:Oh, yes. "I'm not selling insurance" indeed.
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They should put proper ads on. "DRINK MORE TEA - Go on, nip and put the kettle on." "EAT MORE CURRY - Have a vindaloo tonight, you know you want to!" "Isn't it time you went down the PUB?" "GO ON, SKIN UP! - this message sponsored by RIZLA"
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Now those I could put up with
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Because fucking marketing cunts would never call a spade anything other than a Deluxe Easi-Shift Earth Movement Solution.
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there actually WERE adverts telling you to drink more tea!
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I used to have a postcard book of old ads from around the 30s, and they were all straight to the point.
My favourite was one saying how more doctors smoked Camels than any other brand of cigs.
In fact, here it is:

My favourite was one saying how more doctors smoked Camels than any other brand of cigs.
In fact, here it is:

Because fucking marketing cunts would never call a spade anything other than a Deluxe Easi-Shift Earth Movement Solution.
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By far the worst advert I have ever seen.
Every face a punchable one.
Every face a punchable one.
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Can you imagine the outcry now (cigar ads etc), it's surprising enough they don't get whinged at for advertising beer 
Allow me to add - anything with sell-outs like Carol Vorderman or Alan Sugar. And if Great Ormond Street is the only one benefiting in some way (betting on a "gift" of a 6 figure "nominal value" in there somewhere, like those CEOs with $1 salaries) I will bare my arse out of Woolies... Er... Microsoft Windows.
Allow me to add - anything with sell-outs like Carol Vorderman or Alan Sugar. And if Great Ormond Street is the only one benefiting in some way (betting on a "gift" of a 6 figure "nominal value" in there somewhere, like those CEOs with $1 salaries) I will bare my arse out of Woolies... Er... Microsoft Windows.

