Ads that get right on your tits

[Gorecki]

TV ads- just time shift them out of existence.
Internet ads- Adblock plus add-on for Firefox.
Print ads- Who reads magazines/newspapers when it's all on the net?
Radio ads- Why on earth are you listening to commercial radio?

Now, if only someone could invent a pair of glasses with adblock filters that automatically blanked out all billboard (and something similar for tv so I can remove those vile electronic hoardings at football matches) then I could finally achieve my dream of living an ad free life.

[Gorecki]

Next thing you know, they'll be having happy lambs dancing off to a slaughterhouse singing away so they can become your lamb-burgers.

Passats are shit cars driven by cunts. Just wanted to make that clear in case any marketing executives think that me posting this is some kind of viral marketing victory.

Stupid, fat, smelly ignorant cunts.

[gilesgoat]

*SNIP*

Print ads- Who reads magazines/newspapers when it's all on the net?

Me, and I read books too, not all is on the net and/or you want it always on the net.

You can't replace a proper book/catalog, not totally.

Radio ads- Why on earth are you listening to commercial radio?

Because you can't always be connected on the internet and some radios are good.

Now, if only someone could invent a pair of glasses with adblock filters that automatically blanked out all billboard (and something similar for tv so I can remove those vile electronic hoardings at football matches) then I could finally achieve my dream of living an ad free life.

Let me say this "You spend too much time on the interenet"

[guythp]

I've noticed a recent spate or 'TURN YOUR GOLD INTO CASH!!' adverts. Now, given that (AFAIK) the largest denomination of money that is actually money (as opposed to 'I promise to pay the bearer...' of the notes) is a £2 coin (possibly even a £1 coin), You'll effectively be sending you gold (of value) for a cheque (a promise of value, worth less than the gold you sent away).

Still, they clearly work most of the time, otherwise companies wouldn't be paying shedloads of money to play them in the first place..

Anyway, less rage more fluff

[arron]

This is either going to be a Boards of Canada remix at some point, or someone will dub over the "SKREEK! SKREEK! SKREEK!" sound from the Psycho shower scene throughout..



What dogs like best? I've seen dogs eat snails and poop. And rehydrated shit is what's for dinner..



Save free TV..by..erm..watching this advert. They didn't spend a lot at the animation studio to put together this nightmarish vision of the future..



If you don't have VD, then you're missing out. I mean, look at all these happy people. Your local health clinic or your doctor will give all the advice about where to get it from.

[arron]

Not an advert, but a Public Service Announcement (PSA) for safe sex. I love the way they calmly announce that "pornography may not be representative of sexual experiences experienced in actual relationships". I can't imagine how they said that with a straight face myself..it's like Little Davy Miscavige saying L Ron Hubbard didn't start Scientology to make a shed load of cash.

[arron]

I don't know which of the versions of this film is more disturbing. The original that makes out that having an epileptic fit with a rictus grin whilst wearing a cap is fab and groovy..or the Night of the Living Dead cover version..




No wonder the US have a hard on for guns when you've got something over the top like this..



"And we'll all feel gay, when we come marching home..". Is that when the South rise again?


And once you've wasted the enemy, then you can make a few souvenirs..


Jeff would love one of these..


..and I think they got a Woodstock survivor to do the music to this one..


And when computers were as big as rooms, this is what kids were using to do far out procedural graphics..!

[arron]

Nnnnng! Now, this one sticks on the mammaries more than those towels stick to panties![1]

http://www.strimoo.com/video/16281839/B ... ideos.html

And they've spent more money on this one, but no..no..no..



[1] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHZEOweeoaE

[Yak]

haha we had a spirograph when I was a nipper and yes, I loved the hell out of that thing .

I also turned my teacher on to procedural graphics by taking a spinning top. removing the stick on which it span, putting a pencil in its place and spinning it on a piece of paper, when I was 5 .

[piku]

Those Microsoft adverts are irritating - "I'm an 8 year old child and I'm a PC"

and yeah, that Gold for cash bloke is fucking scary. We can turn YOUR GOLD INTO CASH! or eat your face off and kill you in your sleep.

[Rib]

Those Microsoft adverts are irritating - "I'm an 8 year old child and I'm a PC"

Blame Apple for that, not Microsoft.

[Dungeon-Dave]

The Cadbury's adverts. Drumming gorilla? Drag race down a runway? Roger Moore's offspring doing their eyebrow exercises?

Once I realised how much wonga Cadbury's could waste on funding this confusing indulgent drivel, it made me reassess just how much I was spending on choc - and promptly cut back.

[Alarm]

wonga

That one word has reminded me of the "recycle your mobile 'phone" adverts. I'm not sure which one is more annoying: the one with the annoying tune or the 'wonga' one.

[zip accident]

The Cadbury's adverts. Drumming gorilla? Drag race down a runway? Roger Moore's offspring doing their eyebrow exercises?

Once I realised how much wonga Cadbury's could waste on funding this confusing indulgent drivel, it made me reassess just how much I was spending on choc - and promptly cut back.

Supermarkets' own brand cheapo chocs are something like 25p for 100gm. Still 400+ kcals per 100gm mind.

[arron]

I can see the paedophiles rubbing on out on this one. There's something wrong with the entire movement of this toy..very wrong.


The most useless record player ever. Close it up, and it starts playing. Watch it burn though the batteries when you close it at the end of the day.


Don't forget that if you don't have some ghastly ice crusher, you'll never be popular.


Dream the weight away whilst you sleep..? Gah!


Can you cut through a kids ribcage as well as your dinner?


Alien(TM) toys. The original film is a 18 certificate and there are no video players back in the late seventies. Child marketing FAIL.


I really hate those Ronco adverts. They seem to attract old folk with more money than sense, and the products are either completely useless or you use them once and shove them in a box in the loft..

The Hairwiz. Comes with two spare blades, one for each wrist.


A pottery wheel? Fuck off. Does it come with a battery operated kiln as well..so you can fire your pots?


How does a fucking battery tester save you money buying batteries?!


Have you heard of a fridge? Chill the beer and glasses at the same time!


The perfect gift for annoying loudmouths


Buy one for your dog? Why not just share?


Shoots a powerful jet. Why is that girl doing stroking that shaft? It's not a sniper rifle.


Old Spice - Makes Daddy smell special..no one else would wear it.


Remember those annoying irritating idiots you bump into at parties who have a head full of useless ideas and unconnected facts? This is where they come from. Complete with "Debunking Darwin" and "pro-televangelist" articles...


No...No...No. You can't do this with a geiger counter.


Finally, if you thought that toys that made ice slush could fuck right off how about a game that teaches girls how to conform by going weak at the knees on demand? I can't believe someone actually came up with this..