Ads that get right on your tits

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zip accident wrote:Supermarkets' own brand cheapo chocs are something like 25p for 100gm. Still 400+ kcals per 100gm mind.
mmm... but some taste cack. Which, in itself, is probably a good thing for me - I get my minor choc fix then put the bar away without any desire to consume more.

Some supermarket-brand alternative products aren't too bad, but limited to that chain only (whereas everywhere sells After Eights, etc)
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arron wrote:Alien(TM) toys. The original film is a 18 certificate and there are no video players back in the late seventies. Child marketing FAIL.
There were by 1979. Not many people had them at the time though. But you already had VHS, Betamax and Video 2000 VCRs back then.
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WiredWorm wrote:I like the Spectrum+ one.

Wasn't the reason it was compatible with all the existing Speccy stuff because it basically was an original spectrum mainboard in a different casing?

I seem to recall we actually bought a keyboard unit and just changed the board over ourselves.
I bought that kit. The procedure was indeed just to swap out the board, although there was a little soldering involved if you wanted to enable the reset switch.
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Calm down dear, it's only a commercial. ;)
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Nice to know I'm not the only one who seems to swear at the TV when cunty shit comes on.


On an aside does anyone else swear at news readers ? they really cause me physical pain.

The entire crew of BBC London really need their tongues ripping out and shoving up their arse holes for the pathetic attempts at asking challenging cutting edge semi aggressive questions and looking smug at their vain attempts to look like a cunt.

oh and weather men who decide to get chatty whilst doing the summary can get fucked up the arse by a speeding train for all I care, the bastards.
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The Caffeine Kid wrote:Calm down dear, it's only a commercial. ;)
Oh yeah, even I know that commercial (never watching ITV or wotsit) from the remix. :o

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Space Cowboy wrote:What is it with the proliferation for adverts for 'feminine' products anyway? 8O
Ähm, it's the "increased spending power" of the female part of the population in conjunction with a simple set of "motivation tools" used to produce maximum buyage. It might seem absurd to a sober mind, but it works. Women are a very easy marketing target.
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Terrypantsman wrote:Nice to know I'm not the only one who seems to swear at the TV when cunty shit comes on.


On an aside does anyone else swear at news readers ? they really cause me physical pain.

The entire crew of BBC London really need their tongues ripping out and shoving up their arse holes for the pathetic attempts at asking challenging cutting edge semi aggressive questions and looking smug at their vain attempts to look like a cunt.

oh and weather men who decide to get chatty whilst doing the summary can get fucked up the arse by a speeding train for all I care, the bastards.
It's the standing of the newsreaders, and the 'we now go live to [place/town/country where someone relating to news story once read about], where another news reader is'. Save money, sit down, read the news to me. Oh and dont' fiddle with your papers or continue the game of solitaire on your laptop whilst the end credits roll. Cnuts.
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Cloudane wrote:Can you imagine the outcry now (cigar ads etc), it's surprising enough they don't get whinged at for advertising beer :lol:

Allow me to add - anything with sell-outs like Carol Vorderman or Alan Sugar. And if Great Ormond Street is the only one benefiting in some way (betting on a "gift" of a 6 figure "nominal value" in there somewhere, like those CEOs with $1 salaries) I will bare my arse out of Woolies... Er... Microsoft Windows.
Alan Sugar genuinely does give his fee to charity. Vordeman is a sell-out though for doing all those finance ads....

...and that's my least favourite series of ads at the moment, "Ocean Finance have got their own channel now" Yeah, so more gullible idiots can get themselves deeper into debt buying plasma TVs to watch the Ocean Finance channel on :roll:
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merman wrote:Alan Sugar genuinely does give his fee to charity.
Citation Needed, before I go showing my arse out of Microsoft Windows :)
I know he probably does genuinely give the fee to charity, but I expect he probably gets some very expensive 'gifts'.

Yeah, I can't believe Ocean Shitadverts, with the 22p budget they appear to have for each ad, have their own channel. WTF? Shows how well their vulture financing works.
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It's the blatant 'men are stupid' attitude that fucks me off. So many adverts do it, they show women in control of the situation with men acting like twats for a bit of comic relief. Biggest culprit are those fucking Sainsburys ads.
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This, and all the variations thereupon:

[youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aPw3rMQ84z8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aPw3rMQ84z8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Technically well done I'm sure, but the whole thing (esp. the music) is just fucking creepy 8O
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Thoughtcat wrote:This, and all the variations thereupon:

[youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aPw3rMQ84z8&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aPw3rMQ84z8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

Technically well done I'm sure, but the whole thing (esp. the music) is just fucking creepy 8O
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Col wrote:It's the blatant 'men are stupid' attitude that fucks me off. So many adverts do it,
i expect they're trying to appeal to women, seems strange to alienate half the customer base in the process though
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Col wrote:It's the blatant 'men are stupid' attitude that fucks me off. So many adverts do it, they show women in control of the situation with men acting like twats for a bit of comic relief. Biggest culprit are those fucking Sainsburys ads.
Or that fucking oven cleaner advert 'So easy even a man can do it!'

YES BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE CLEARLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN 100% OF MEN YOU RAGING TWUNT :evil: :evil: :evil:

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