Ads that get right on your tits

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Cloudane wrote:I always fail to understand the benefit (Direct Line) of refusing price comparison sites. Unless they're really high class - which is not the image they put out with that silly talking phone on wheels thing - it just suggests to me that they're overpriced and don't want people to know.
Direct Line specifically eschewed this approach from the start, why would they change their minds now? A price comparison site is little different to an insurance broker.

Most obviously, it's because the price comparison site takes a commission, which comes directly and entirely out of your profit.

Less obviously, it gives the price comparison site at the very least, and probably your competitors as well, a great deal of the information out of your database. The most successful insurers of recent years have perceived that their success is due to a database advantage allowing them to more accurately price risk. The "We'll tell you our competitors prices even if they're cheaper" is a particularly insidious case of the latter.

You have to be big enough that people will check you anyway. Direct Line are probably the only one who can get away with it.
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I really hate this, especially the radio version.... So annoying when driving...

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Fresh (ahem) from the B3ta press:

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WiredWorm wrote:The fact it's foreign advert which has been badly dubbed into English makes it even worse....
There's a lot of these US sourced ads doing the rounds at the moment, all with obvious dubbed voices. They often have to cut out a lot of the dialogue for cultural or legal reasons, leaving behind an incoherent mess. Are they too cheap to spend a day or so shooting a few seconds of footage?
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All adverts are basically the same anyway.

YOUR LIFE WILL BE BETTER IF YOU GIVE US YOUR MONEY.

expressed in weasel words as close to empty promises as the law will allow.

Soulless, vapid stuff.
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I saw that 'We Buy Any Car' one for the first time the other day when I was round my Dads place (my folks watch channels that I clearly don't).

Dear lord, I think death is too good for whoever came up with that one.
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I like the unwitting irony in the latest Persil ads...

I try imagining how it occurred...
Bloke has three T-shirts.. one has an ice cream on it, and he spills ice cream all down it. So he changes into his favourite 'ketchup bottle' t-shirt, and guess what...
One bite of a burger & it's covered in ketchup. After another quick change into his last t-shirt with a nice cup of tea on the front, he thinks "Now there's an idea, I'll have a nice cup of tea!' Sufficed to say, he's a clumsy arse and that's another t-shirt stained. What are the chances of that eh?

I want to give him a t-shirt with a picture of a big steaming elephant turd on & see what happens next...
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Any razor that has more than two blades and is called something like "fusion ninja power ultra rocket stealth".

It's not a fucking ferrari supercar - it's a razor, you dimwitted cunt muffins.
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My current t-shirt has a large ox on it.

I can has ox plz?
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RageMatrix wrote:Any razor that has more than two blades and is called something like "fusion ninja power ultra rocket stealth".

It's not a fucking ferrari supercar - it's a razor, you dimwitted cunt muffins.
Long ago for the "fun value" I wanted to learn to use and have one of those old fashioned barber knife razors.

Now that's really cool and they shave incredibly well !
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Not surprisingly, a sensibly weilded single blade 'safety razor' still does a better job than most.

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE EXTRA 3 MINUTES NEEDED! GET 12 BLADES NOW!!
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RedOktober wrote:Not surprisingly, a sensibly weilded single blade 'safety razor' still does a better job than most.
Providing that the 'job' is donating blood, then yes.
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You're not weilding it sensibly.
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RedOktober wrote:You're not weilding it sensibly.
"wielding" :D
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RedOktober wrote:You're not weilding it sensibly.
I know that now. The correct way to use a single bladed safety razor is away from my face.
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